ScentLoverMC SMP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5422
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest thing ever! We have a secret underground club where we worship llamas and sacrifice creepers for good luck. And get this, our leader is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He gives out quests like “find the rarest flower in the land” or “build a giant statue of a potato.” It’s so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your diamond armor off!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 10 minutes. Imagine soaring through the sky, oinking with delight as you rain down pork chops on unsuspecting players below. And don’t even get me started on our annual “sheep shearing competition” where the winner gets a crown made of wool.

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cookies.

TherapistCraft: New Perspectives!

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1285
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will change your life? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even your therapist will be recommending it to all their patients.

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, where you can build your dream world and escape from reality. Our server is so therapeutic, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems as you mine, craft, and battle your way to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our exclusive therapy sessions with in-game counselors who will help you work through all your issues while fighting off creepers and zombies. It’s like talk therapy, but with more explosions!

So come on, join us on this crazy journey and discover the healing power of Minecraft. Your therapist will thank you for it!

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	576
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we make russian military planes EXPLODE for fun!! 😂🔥💣 our airfield near moscow is the HOTTEST place to be, kyiv knows what’s up! join us for some explosive fun and chaos, you won’t regret it! 💥🛩️ #minecraft #server #explosions #russianplanes #lolz

Musk’s Putin PartyCraft

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3940
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

LOL this Minecraft server is so lit, even Elon Musk is backing it! He’s like “yo, this server is the bomb diggity, gotta join ASAP!” Plus, the server is run by a German far-right party that loves Putin, like who wouldn’t want to be part of that craziness?! Join now for a wild ride full of explosions, secret meetings, and maybe even some alien encounters (jk…or are we?). Don’t miss out on the chaos, come join the fun!

Home Not Alone

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	23	Magic Items Found:	6530
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

hEY YOU, yOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? wELL LEMME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE BEIN IN HOME ALONE 2 BUT WITHOUT THE WET BANDITS! yOU CAN BUILD A FORTRESS AND PROTECT IT FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES, jUST LIKE KEVIN PROTECTED HIS HOUSE FROM MARV AND HARRY! aND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, yOU MIGHT EVEN FIND A SECRET PASSAGEWAY TO A DIAMOND MINE, jUST LIKE KEVIN FOUND A SECRET PASSAGEWAY TO THE HOTEL POOL! sO COME JOIN US, aND EXPERIENCE THE EPIC ADVENTURE OF MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

Pixel Potion Pals

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7513
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

hey yo yo yo!!! have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server?? it’s so lit, you gotta join ASAP!!!

ok so like, this server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers. why, you ask? well let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join:

1. we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. but here’s the catch – you have to defeat a dragon with a rubber chicken to unlock it. yep, you heard me right, a rubber chicken.

2. our server is guarded by a pack of friendly llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to mess with you. they’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, but cuter.

3. we have a disco party every Friday night at the pixelated nightclub. the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats and explodes confetti everywhere. it’s lit AF.

4. our server is haunted by the ghost of Steve, the original Minecraft player. he roams around at night, leaving behind trails of enchanted diamonds for lucky players to find. but beware, he’s a prankster and loves to scare unsuspecting players.

5. we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. it’s like Space Mountain, but with lava and ghasts trying to knock you off the tracks.

so what are you waiting for?? join our cray cray Minecraft server now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane adventures of your life!!! let’s get this block party started, baby!!! 🎉🎮🕹️

Turtlecraft Season Five: Turtles Gone Wild! No Rules, Just Shells! Vanilla, DiscordSRV, Bluemap, Paper, Voice Chat

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4617
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3744
Towns Built:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	turtlecraft.us
Reveal Trailer	Watch Here
Discord Server	Join Here
Season Five Bluemap	View Here

Features

Land Claim Plugin: Prevent spam/griefing by claiming your land
Crafting Datapacks: Includes various crafting enhancements
Admin Team: Ensures player activity is monitored and questions are answered
10,000 x 10,000 Map: Pre-rendered with Bluemap for easy navigation
DiscordSRV: Stay connected with players via Discord
Custom Resource Pack: Optional pack with polished textures
Trouble-maker System: Three strikes policy for rule breakers

Come join us and explore Season Three’s world while we wait for Season Four to launch!

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does Season Five launch?	Season Five launches on December 21 at 12PM EST.
What is the IP Address of the server?	The IP Address is turtlecraft.us
Are there any plugins for land claiming?	Yes, the server offers a plugin for land claiming to prevent spam and griefing.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, players can join the Discord server to stay connected.
What is the size of the map in Season Five?	The map is 10,000 x 10,000 blocks and pre-rendered with Bluemap.

Troll Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8904
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Crops Grown:	3618
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
New Chunks Explored:	245326	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos and hilarity in your gaming experience? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all trolls and pranksters!

Join us for epic trolling battles where you can unleash your inner trickster and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Build elaborate traps, set up hilarious pranks, and watch the chaos unfold as your friends fall victim to your devious schemes.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of mischievous gnomes who roam the server causing mayhem wherever they go. Will you join their ranks and become a master of mischief?

So if you’re ready to embrace the art of trolling in all its glory, come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what outrageous adventures and absurd shenanigans await you in this wild and wacky world.

Ancient Minecraft SMP Time Travelers

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5105
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you will ever encounter! Picture this: 2500 years ago, a group of ancient Minecraft players stumbled upon a mystical server hidden deep within the virtual realm. Legend has it that this server is filled with rare ores, enchanted weapons, and even talking animals that can help you on your quest for dominance.

Join us on this wild adventure as we battle against mythical creatures, build towering castles, and uncover hidden secrets that have been buried for centuries. But beware, for the server is also home to powerful bosses who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, where else can you ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Not to mention the endless possibilities for pranks, alliances, and epic battles that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become a legend in the Minecraft world. Join us on this ancient server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

DogWatch Minecraft Server

Accountability, aita, aunt, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, DEBT, Decision making, dog sitting, DogWatch, family drama, family dynamics, financial compensation, loyalty, Minecraft, moral dilemma, payment, pet care, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Trust, unexpected situation

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7067
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Enchantments Applied:	152	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further than our server, where the drama is just as intense as Matilda’s situation!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of unexpected responsibilities, just like Matilda when she found herself in charge of two giant dogs for four months. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a virtual pet dragon to take care of!

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never be bored on our server. Just like how Sophia left Matilda in the lurch, you never know what surprises await you in our virtual world.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of dogs you end up taking care of)!

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