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CarbonCraze2050

#sustainability, 2050, carbon capture, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon neutrality, carbon reduction, carbon sequestration, CarbonCraze2050, climate change, environmental impact, feasible rate, gigatonne CO2, global warming, greenhouse gases, IPCC, maximum rate, Paris Agreement, renewable energy, storage technology, subsurface carbon storage

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u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that defies the laws of physics and carbon storage??? well do i have the server for u!!!!

join our server where we store 30 gigatonne CO2 per year by 2050!!!! that’s right, we are breaking alllll the rules and storing double the amount of carbon than is physically possible!!!!

come join us for a wild ride of nonsensical carbon storage and crazy minecraft adventures!!!! who needs reality when u can have our server????

so what are u waiting for??? come join us and let’s break some more rules together!!!!!!!

Welcome to the “Helveti-NO Network [pve]” where the mobs are scarier than your ex!

90 Day Inactive Kick, Brewery, Custom Mobs, Dungeons, HelvetiNO, loot tables, Lottery, mobs, Netting Animals/Mobs, Network, new bosses, Overclaim, Player Soldier NPC’s, player-driven economy, PvE, scarier, Sieges, Town or Nation Upkeep, town plots, unique items, Villager shops, war ships

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Helvetia Network Overview

Server Type	JAVA & BEDROCK (crossplay)
Features	Earth towny PVP\|PVE, 2 worlds economy and more!
Server Info	We Are ACTUALLY 1.21

Server Details

Custom Mobs And Entirely Redone Loot Tables Of Every Mob
Player Driven Economy
Unique Items That Add Layers To Gameplay
Player Soldier NPC’s That You Can Arm Up And Raise Your Own Army
Dungeons
War Ships
Town Plots To Claim
NO Overclaim Policy
Brewery Feature
90 Day Inactive Kick

Server Links

MC IP: play.helvetianetwork.com

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/w8crhRmMy5

Dynamic World Map: http://play.helvetianetwork.com:8123/

Website Store: https://shop.helvetianetwork.com/

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply enter the IP address play.helvetianetwork.com in the server list of your Minecraft client.

Q: Can I play on both Java and Bedrock versions?

A: Yes, Helvetia Network supports crossplay between Java and Bedrock versions.

NikCraft Minecraft Server

Active Nikke Codes, asuka shikinami langley, cd keys, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, evangelion, Game Download, Gatekeeper, General Info, Mari Makinami Illustrious, Minecraft, Misato Katsuragi, Naga: Elegant Date, NikCraft, Nikke General, NikkeInfo, NikkeLink, Pilot in Summer, Rei Ayanami, Rewards, Server, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Test Plugsuit, Upcoming Events, update, zoo keeper

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we have an Evangelion Collab that will make you say “YOU CAN (NOT) EVADE”! Full Burst Day on weekends will have you bursting with excitement, and our Union Raid will have you raiding like never before.

But wait, there’s more! We have special recruits like Asuka Shikinami Langley and Misato Katsuragi, with upcoming recruits like Rei Ayanami and Mari Makinami Illustrious. And don’t forget about our Costume Passes, from elegant dates to summer pilots, we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and use the code ADORABLEBUTTHOLES to unlock some exclusive rewards. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BuildRewardDropper Minecraft SMP

anticipation, BUILD rewards, BuildRewardDropper, Disappointment, DROPPED, Expectations, Feedback, letdown, Minecraft, Opinions, reactions, smp, speculation, Thoughts, underwhelming

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Oh, honey, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got build rewards dropping like it’s hot, but let me tell you, the real prize is the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the dancers! Trust me, you won’t be disappointed when you join this wild and wacky server.

GrampsFuneralMC Server

Boundaries, challenging family dynamics, communication breakdown, coping with loss, difficult decisions, difficult family situations, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, funeral attendance, GrampsFuneralMC, grief and loss, mourning process, personal rights, self-care, Server, stepmother issues, support system, toxic relationships

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Are you tired of family drama and need a break from real life chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any crazy stepmothers causing trouble!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about choosing between attending your grandfather’s funeral or dealing with a manipulative stepmother. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players.

Forget about the diary-keeping, drama-starting relatives in your life and immerse yourself in a world where the only conflict is between you and the mobs. Join now and leave the family feuds behind – after all, diamonds are a girl’s best friend!

NoSmokeNoFunCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s lit AF? Well, look no further! Our server is so fire, even the smoke alarms can’t handle it! Join us for some smokin’ hot gameplay and crazy adventures.

We promise a smoking good time, just like when your partner sets off the smoke alarms in your dad’s house. But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing that’ll be lit is the fun!

So come on over and join us for a blaze of a time. Just make sure to keep the smoke alarms off, unless you want to start a fight with the admins!

PizzaRuinerMC SMP

bad sauce, bad service, burnt crust, cold pizza, delivery mishaps, disappointing meal, food poisoning, incorrect order, overcooked, PizzaRuinerMC, poor quality, ruined dinner, ruined pizza, smp, soggy crust, stale ingredients, too little cheese, too much cheese, toppings, undercooked, wrong temperature, wrong toppings

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret pizza cult hidden deep within our world where players must sacrifice their least favorite toppings to the Pizza God in order to gain special powers. But beware, if you ruin a pizza in-game, the Pizza God will curse you with never-ending pineapple toppings on all your future pizzas! It’s a cheesy adventure like no other, so come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the world of pizza madness!

MineCraftFiredFast – “Gone in 60 Seconds”

Colleague, company policy, dismissal, employment, FIRED, HR, Incompetence, job loss, job performance, job probation, Job Termination, MineCraftFiredFast, misconduct, new hire, probation period., quick dismissal, quick turnaround, Seconds, Termination, termination process, termination reasons, Workplace

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Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, on our Minecraft server, we hold the record for the fastest firing ever! One guy thought he could build a house out of dirt blocks and call it a mansion – needless to say, he was out of here quicker than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Join our server for a chance to witness some epic fails and maybe even set a new record for the fastest firing!

CannabisCraft Minecraft Server

2024.., agriculture, Authorization, cannabis cultivation, cannabis industry, cannabis legalization, CannabisCraft, economic boost, export potential, Farmers, farming community, government approval, job creation, legalization, market demand, Minecraft, morocco, North Africa, regulatory framework, rural development, Server, sustainable practices, traditional crops

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Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can grow your own virtual cannabis farm like those farmers in Morocco! Get those virtual green thumbs ready, cuz in 2024, we’re giving out authorization for all players to cultivate their own cannabis crops.

Join our server and become the ultimate weed farmer, trading your crops with other players for virtual riches. Who needs diamonds when you can have a field full of sticky icky buds, amirite?

So come on down to our server and get ready to blaze it up in Minecraft like never before. It’s gonna be lit, literally. Join now and let’s get farming, baby! 🌿🔥 #420minecraftdreams

UkrainianAirHobble

air defenses, Conflict, defense budget, defense industry, defense systems, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, UkrainianAirHobble, War

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so, like, you know how russia is all big and bad and stuff? well, on this server, ukraine is like the ultimate troll and is totally owning russia’s air defenses. it’s like watching a cat play with a mouse, but in minecraft. join this server to witness the epic battle between ukraine and russia, and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew minecraft could be so intense and political? come join the chaos and see who comes out on top in this crazy virtual world!

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7735
Meteorites Collected:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Zombie Dances:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	235
Towns Built:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Love Letters Sent:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mines Excavated:	1686
Secret Passages Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

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CarbonCraze2050

Stats November 22, 2024

Welcome to the “Helveti-NO Network [pve]” where the mobs are scarier than your ex!

Stats November 22, 2024

Helvetia Network Overview

Server Details

Server Links

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

Q: Can I play on both Java and Bedrock versions?

NikCraft Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

BuildRewardDropper Minecraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

GrampsFuneralMC Server

Stats November 22, 2024

NoSmokeNoFunCraft

Stats November 22, 2024

PizzaRuinerMC SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

MineCraftFiredFast – “Gone in 60 Seconds”

Stats November 22, 2024

CannabisCraft Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

UkrainianAirHobble

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	283	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Alien Abductions:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mines Excavated:	4079
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2