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Pussy Burger Minecraft Server

BIZARRE, bizarre comment, burger, confusion, Cooking, Culinary, culinary insult, culinary mystery, Food, food confusion, food critique, hamburgers, insult, Minecraft, Mystery, pussy, Server, strange, strange flavor, strange food, strange taste, Taste, unusual insult

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	831
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with bland burgers? Well, come join our server where the hamburgers taste like pussy! Yes, you heard that right. Our burgers are so delicious, they’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about food. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly cow who only eats grass-fed beef. Join us for a wild ride of flavor and mystery!

StompCraft SMP: Serbia Edition

authoritarian regime, BALKANS, belgrade, carpet bomb, Dictatorship, eastern europe, Edition, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international relations, mass destruction, military aggression, NATO intervention, political conflict, protest, Serbia, smp, Stomp Serbia, StompCraft, Vučić, War Crimes, WARFARE, weapons of mass destruction

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1967
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Void Gems Collected:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	9798
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where we take on the role of international spies trying to stop Vučić from developing weapons of mass destruction in Serbia.

But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where you can carpet bomb Belgrade (virtually, of course) and show off your mad skills. Join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughs, explosions, and maybe even a few secret missions. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and help us save the world… or maybe just cause a little chaos along the way. 😉🚀🔥 #StompSerbia #MinecraftMadness

Penecraft: The Unshared Secret

Asshole, cruel messages, DATING, dating apps, dating pool, Disclosure, discrimination, harsh feedback, Honesty, INTIMATE, judgement, lose-lose situation, medical issue, Penecraft, Penectomy, personal boundaries, prime age, relationships, secret, self worth, sensitive subject, stigma, unshared

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9247
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of dating apps rejecting you for the most ridiculous reasons? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where nobody cares about your medical history or lack of body parts! We welcome all players, no matter how many limbs you have!

Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about being called an asshole for not disclosing your partial penectomy. Plus, we have a strict no hand-wandering policy, so you can rest assured that your medical history will remain private until you’re ready to share.

So come join us and escape the harsh feedback and stern comments of the dating world. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted, no matter what’s missing. Who needs a full set of body parts when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper-proof shelter? Join us now and let’s mine our way to happiness together!

BossBattleMinecraftSMP

abusive boss, bad management, BossBattleMinecraftSMP, bullying at work, demoralizing leadership, difficult supervisor, disrespectful behavior., hostile work environment, incompetent leadership, lack of communication, micromanaging, negative workplace culture, oppressive boss, poor leadership skills, toxic work environment, tyrannical manager, unfair treatment, unprofessional behavior, unreasonable demands, unsupportive manager, worst boss

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2304
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Towns Built:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Farms Harvested:	971

Are you tired of dealing with terrible bosses in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only boss you have to worry about is the Ender Dragon. And let’s be real, at least the Ender Dragon won’t make you stay late on a Friday night for no reason.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to give you a hug. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground base filled with diamond-studded llamas. Trust us, you won’t find that in any other SMP.

So if you’re ready to escape the monotony of real life and dive into a world of chaos, adventure, and questionable llama fashion choices, join our Minecraft SMP today!

ZombieSlayer69

apocalypse survival, Axe, bow and arrow, Crossbow, Defense, End of the World, firearms, improvised weapons, machete, melee weapons, post-apocalyptic, Preparation, self defense, Shotgun, strategy, Survival, sword, weapon of choice, zombie apocalypse, zombies, ZombieSlayer69

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	783
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be battling hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword!

Join us and show off your zombie-slaying skills as you navigate through our custom-built apocalyptic world filled with abandoned cities, secret bunkers, and of course, tons of brain-hungry zombies.

But that’s not all! We also have special events where you can compete in zombie-killing competitions and win epic loot like enchanted armor and weapons. So grab your sword, sharpen your survival skills, and join us for the ultimate zombie apocalypse experience!

MatchPlayMC: Russia’s Roast

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, Foreign Minister, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, Matches, MatchPlayMC, Military, nuclear weapons, peace talks, provocation, roast, russia, Russias, security council, Small children, summit, Tensions, threat, West, ww3

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Falling into the Void:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Mineshafts Explored:	4

lol u guys ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like russia’s foreign minister saying the west is just small children playing with matches? well, this server is so epic that even putin himself would be jealous! join now for a chance to survive the latest ww3 threat and show off your building skills to the world. who needs diplomacy when you have minecraft, amirite? come join us and let’s show the world who the real players are!

IntersexCraft: NoSurgNeeded

aligning, Appearance, children, consent, distressed parents, gender, Gender Identity, genitalia, HUMAN RIGHTS, inappropriate, informed consent, intersex, IntersexCraft, LGBTQ, Medical Ethics, non-consensual surgery, NoSurgNeeded, parents, researchers, sex-normalising surgeries, surgeries on children, surgery

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5975
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

join dis server if u want to experience da most epic and insane adventures in minecraft! we got dragons dat shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns dat poop diamonds, and a secret underground village of talking potatoes!

we also have a special event where players can participate in ‘sex-normalising’ surgeries on intersex villagers! help distressed parents make their child look like a specific sex by performing surgeries without consent! it’s totally inappropriate and totally hilarious!

so come join us for a wild ride of chaos and laughter on our server! but remember, always ask for consent before performing surgery on potatoes!

Brickband SMP: Where even the creepers can’t resist dancing!

Active, Adventure, apply, BrickBand, building, Community, Creative, CREEPERS, dancing, Discord, dynamic, Enjoy, Established, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Mature, Medieval, Players, Realm, Resist, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9339
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	406
Runes Activated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Brickband SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Brickband SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Server Theme	Medieval
Contact	Discord: flimsyflops #0485

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I join Brickband SMP?

To apply, add the server owner on Discord at flimsyflops #0485.

What is the goal of the server?

The goal is to create a huge medieval style world similar to Hermitcraft, focusing on building and community interaction.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

PvP is generally discouraged, but some players may choose to engage in consensual PvP activities.

Are there any server rules?

Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. These rules will be provided upon joining the server.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is strictly prohibited and will result in immediate removal from the server.

Are there any banned items or mods?

Certain mods or items may be restricted to maintain the integrity of the server. A list of banned items and mods will be provided upon joining.

How often is the server reset or wiped?

As of now, there are no plans for server resets or wipes. The focus is on building a long-term world for players to enjoy.

Are there any server events or competitions?

Yes, the server may host events and competitions periodically to engage players and foster community interaction.

Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to invite friends to join the server, as long as they follow the server rules and guidelines.

PizzaCraft Minecraft Server

anchovies, Cheese, Country, crust, cuisine, Delivery, favourite pizza, Food, local ], Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, Pepperoni, peppers, Pineapple, pizza, Pizzacraft, Sauce, SAUSAGE, Server, toppings, Traditional

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6384
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5360	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Are you tired of boring old pizza toppings? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a pizza block that you can mine and customize with all sorts of crazy toppings like diamond pepperoni and obsidian olives! Join us and create the most epic pizza in the Minecraft world!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking cows who are experts in cheese-making. They will teach you how to craft the most delicious cheese in all of Minecraft, guaranteed to make your pizzas extra cheesy and irresistible.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pineapple, rumored to grant whoever finds it unlimited pizza-making powers. Will you be the one to uncover this cheesy treasure?

So come join our wacky and delicious Minecraft server, where the pizzas are hot, the cheese is gooey, and the adventures are endless!

SMPHonkaiCraft – Minecraft SMP #998 – Honkai Impact 3rd Edition

3rd, abyss, CN supply, Concept Animation, Dimming Shadows, Edition, Event, Fading Dreams, hig, Honkai, Honkai Impact, honkai impact 3rd, Honkai Impact 3rd General, Impact, Jovial Deception, Legend of the Seven Shus, MA cycles, Minecraft, s-rank battlesuit, Shadowdimmer, Shattered Swords VN, smp, SMPHonkaiCraft, Summertime Reminiscences, Venerable Seven Shus

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1228
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mines Excavated:	3085	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Hey there, looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. Our community is filled with players who are as dedicated to the game as a diamond miner in a cave.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasures scattered throughout the map, just waiting for you to discover. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of diamonds!

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a suit made entirely of leather armor? Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.