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| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 3667 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
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