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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 6217 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
Towns Built: | 7 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!