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catholic churc minecraft srv

Catholic, catholic church, churc, dehumanization., deportation, eradication, European rulers, forced conversion, historical atrocities, Jewish, massacre, Minecraft, Muslim, non-Christians, religious cleansing, religious conflict, religious discrimination., religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, religious supremacy, religious violence, SRV, Western Europe

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1717
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	192	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magic Items Found:	5584
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, the Catholic Church was all like, “Yo, we gotta get rid of them Muslims and Jews, they’re crampin’ our style.” So they started pressuring rulers to kick ’em out, convert ’em, or straight up massacre ’em! Can you believe that? But don’t worry, on this server, we welcome everyone with open arms (unless you’re a creeper, then you can GTFO). So come join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of historical reenactment. Just remember, on this server, the only thing we’re eradicating is boredom! Peace out, homies!

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

Aging population, aging population challenges, balance problems, BoomerCraft, elderly individuals, Frailty, geriatric health, Jumbo, Minecraft, mobility issues, older adults, older Americans, physical stability, senior care, senior citizens, senior citizens’ health, senior fitness, senior health, senior wellness, Server, shaky movements, unsteady gait, Wobbly

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9063
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with little wobbly players? Well, look no further because our server is filled with older Americans who are ready to show you how it’s done!

Join us and experience the chaos of our JUMBO-sized world where everything is bigger and crazier. Want to ride a giant chicken into battle? Done. How about building a skyscraper made entirely of diamonds? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Granny Gang, a group of elderly players who will challenge you to epic dance battles and bake-offs. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a grandma do the floss dance in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Sis Squad Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Copilot SQLite, cybersecurity, data breach, data theft, database security, digital security, emasculation, EMBARRASSMENT, Humiliation, invasion of privacy, Laughter, Minecraft, personal information, privacy breach, Server, sibling rivalry, Sis, sister’s friends, squad, stolen data, technology vulnerability, TROJAN, urologist meeting

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Ores Mined:	8478
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you reclaim your dignity and show your little sister who’s boss? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make your little sister’s jaw drop as you dominate the virtual world.

Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft warrior as you embark on quests to defeat mythical creatures, build jaw-dropping structures, and show off your epic loot to your little sister and her friends. They won’t be laughing at your Copilot SQLite database anymore once they see the power you wield in the game.

So come on, join our server and show your little sister who the real Minecraft master is. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to get revenge on her for stealing your database in the first place. The possibilities are endless on our server – join now and start your epic adventure!

BreakInBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, BREAK IN, BreakInBuddies, consequences, couch surfing, Eviction, friendship, homelessness, house guest, hypocritical, Minecraft, mutual friends, Safety, security system, Server, Shelter, Support, tough decision, toxic relationship, Trust, Wild Card

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9584
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Dan from this story? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most secure security system in place – unless Dan decides to disarm it and leave the front door unlocked for intruders. But hey, who needs safety when you can have a friend like Dan, right?

Our server is filled with drama and betrayal, just like in this story. You never know when your fellow players will turn on you and leave you homeless, just like poor Dan. But don’t worry, we’ll make sure to guilt trip you for making tough decisions, just like the mutual friends in this tale.

So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable friendships. Who needs stability and safety when you can have chaos and drama? It’s a Minecraft server like no other!

BFF Ban: 30th Bday Bash!

30th, Ban, Bash, BDay, BFF, cheap accommodation, crying, disposable income, DRIVE, Facilities, Fairness, fortnite team, games, hot tub, House, Paying, refusing, savings, struggling for money, surprise birthday, taxi, Upset, weekend away, whatsapp group, wife’s friend

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1791
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Votes:	5338	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Hey gamers!

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Well, look no further! Just like this guy trying to plan a surprise trip for his wife’s birthday, we promise to keep things cheap and cheerful.

Join us for a weekend getaway filled with hot tubs and games – just like the ones this group of friends had planned. But be warned, we don’t tolerate freeloaders! If you’re trying to sneak in for free like that one friend, you’ll be kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only tears shed will be from laughter as we build, mine, and survive together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a Fortnite team with the most drama-free players around. See you there!

CraftyLoveMatch

celebrity crush, celebrity marriage, CraftyLoveMatch, dream partner, dream relationship, dream spouse, dream wedding, famous partner, fantasy marriage, fantasy wedding, global love, ideal match, ideal partner, international marriage, love across borders, LOVE OF MY LIFE, Marriage, Perfect Match, romantic fantasy, soulmate, ultimate love story

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6624	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	115	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Are you tired of being limited to marrying only in the real world? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can marry anyone you want! That’s right, you can tie the pixelated knot with your favorite celebrity, fictional character, or even a block of dirt if that’s your thing. Our server is the only place where you can have a wedding ceremony with Steve from Minecraft and Kim Kardashian as your maid of honor. So why settle for just one spouse when you can have an entire harem of pixelated partners? Join our server now and say “I do” to a whole new level of virtual love!

glarin absens minecraft server

absence.., absens, Allies, commemoration, d-day, diplomatic relations, Europe, Events, glarin, global politics, international community, international relations, military history, Minecraft, Normandy, Pariah Status, Political Isolation, putin, russia, Server, soviet union, War Remembrance, Western Allies, world war II

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7898
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ores Mined:	891	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

haha u know wat else is a glaring absence? u not being on our epic minecraft server! like seriously, if u aint there, u basically a pariah in the gaming world. like russia at D-Day events, u just missing out on all the fun and action. so come join us and be a part of something epic, something legendary. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing in the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. so what u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

tajikHijabOutlawMC

Central Asia, conservative society, cultural norms, dress code, freedom of religion, government regulation, Headscarf, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic hijab, Muslim women, outlaw, religious attire, religious beliefs, religious discrimination., religious expression, religious freedom, religious persecution, tajikHijabOutlawMC, Tajikistan, unofficial ban, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8462
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! This server is so lit, it’s like Tajikistan outlawing the Islamic hijab after years of secretly hatin’ on it. But don’t worry, we ain’t hatin’ on no one’s style here, we’re all about that freedom to express yourself in the blocky world.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of Steve with diamond armor. We’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget all about that hijab drama.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that Minecraft is all about fun and freedom, just like Tajikistan finally realizing that banning the hijab was just plain silly. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together on this epic server!

ppl2lazy2walk100ft

#impatience, Behavior, car culture, convenience, Distance, Exercise, FITNESS, habits, health, Lazy, Lifestyle, Parking, Pedestrian, ppl2lazy2walk100ft, procrastination, sedentary, Time management, Transportation, urban living, Urban planning, Walking

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6566
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	369811	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	21

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical flying pigs that poop out diamonds and rainbows. why walk when you can ride a giant chicken to your destination? our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and spreading glitter everywhere. don’t be a noob, join our server now and experience the most insane adventures of your life!

DerpyCraft Minecraft Server

Absurd, amusingly, awkward, awkwardly, clumsily, clumsy, Comical, DerpyCraft, dorky, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, foolishly, funny, goofy, humorously, inept, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, Ridiculous, Server, silly, uncoordinated

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3168
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Buildings Constructed:	32	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Star Shards Collected:	179	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Trying to survive in the real world when you could be joining our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time adulting when you could be building epic castles, battling dragons, and riding pigs into battle? Our server is so lit, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and come join us for some blocky shenanigans!