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Husband’s BFF Neglect – AITA?

Adulthood, aita, Best Friend, BFF, Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, ENGAGEMENT, family, financial issues, friendship, Happiness, home, house hunting, husband, Husbands, INDEPENDENCE, living situation, Moving, moving out, neglect, Raising A Family, RESPONSIBILITY, Wedding

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2303
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	25	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of surprises? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than Jason, Damien, and their love triangle!

Just like in this story, you’ll find unexpected twists and turns at every corner. Build your dream home with your loved one, but watch out for unwanted roommates who just won’t leave!

Join us for a server experience that’s more intense than a friendship breakup over text. Who needs friends when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

Don’t be like Damien and wait around for things to happen. Take charge of your Minecraft destiny and join our server today! Who knows, you might even find your own Jason to build a life with (minus the unwanted houseguest, of course).

DateRedFlagsMC SMP

bad signs, DateRedFlagsMC, DATING, deal breakers, first date, red flags, red flags in a date, red flags in a new relationship, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a romantic partner, red flags in dating, red flags in dating a new person, red flags in dating someone, red flags in dating someone new, red flags in relationships, red flags on a date, red flags to avoid, red flags to watch for, relationships, smp, warning signs

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2100
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Emeralds Found:	8955	Ores Mined:	9769
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Void Armor Forged:	29
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

OMG, so like, if you’re on a first date and the person doesn’t bring their pet creeper with them, like, major red flag! Like, why wouldn’t they want their creeper to meet you, right? And if they don’t know how to craft a diamond sword in under 10 seconds, like, what are they even doing with their life? And if they start talking about how they prefer playing Roblox over Minecraft, like, just run for the hills, sis. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense! So, like, if you want a first date that’s lit AF, join our SMP and find your true Minecraft soulmate. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! #MinecraftLove #RedFlagAlert 🤣🤪🎮🔥💖

SelfLoveCraft

positive self-image, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, SelfLoveCraft

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	161
Void Gems Collected:	40	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of rainbow unicorn horns, and battling evil mobs with your trusty pet dragon named Fluffy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of the Potato King, hidden deep within the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited potatoes for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most epic, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyPolishMiner

comparison, CraftyPolishMiner, economic growth, Economy, employment, Europe, federal rate, global economy, government policy, income, international news, labor market, minimum wage, Poland, Social Issues, standard of living, united states, US, wage gap, wages, workers’ rights

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8704
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the minimum wage is higher than the US federal rate! why work in real life when you can mine for diamonds and build a castle in poland? our server is so lit, even the creepers are getting paid more than the average american! come join us and experience the thrill of earning a living wage while fighting off zombies and skeletons. who needs a job when you can be a minecraft millionaire in poland? join now for a chance to become the richest player in the virtual world!

Trash to Treasure: Boat Bottle Win

#sustainability, boat, BOTTLE, Competition, consequences, Contestant, discovery, Environment, irony, Karma, laziness, Lazy, littering, Ocean, plastic bottle, Pollution, reality tv, recycling, Redemption, survival show, Trash, Treasure, WIN

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2798
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Join this epic Minecraft server where the world is filled with magical plastic bottles that can help you survive and win challenges! Imagine finding a plastic bottle thrown by a lazy player and using it to outsmart your opponents like a true survival show contestant. Who knows, maybe that lazy player will even join the server and compete against you, only to be defeated by their own trash! Don’t miss out on this wacky adventure, join now and see where the plastic bottle madness takes you!

Ordinary SMP

building, Community, Contests, Custom Items, Discord, Events, Exploration, Fabric, Grief Protection, Hermitcraft-like, java, Minecraft, Mods, ordinary, PvP, Redstone, resource pack, Server, smp, Version, Whitelisted

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5164
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Villages Defended:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Server Name	Ordinary SMP
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	Java 1.21.4
Whitelisted	Yes

Brief Overview:

Ordinary SMP is a friendly Minecraft community that offers a vanilla experience with a diverse player base from around the world. Join to build, explore, and make new friends!

FAQs

1. What version is the server running?

The server is running Java 1.21.4, always up to date with the latest features and updates.

2. Is grief protection available on the server?

Yes, we have measures in place to protect your builds from griefers despite being a vanilla server.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join us on our Discord server by following this link: DISCORD

4. Are there any mods on the server?

Yes, we have mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more to enhance your gaming experience.

5. What events can I participate in on the server?

We host server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects. There’s always something fun going on!

6. Is there a custom resource pack available on the server?

Yes, we have a custom resource pack that includes exclusive cosmetic items, trophies, and event rewards. We also accept submissions for custom items from players.

7. Is the server whitelisted?

Yes, our server is whitelisted to ensure a high-quality community and an enjoyable gaming experience for all players.

Ethereal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Bitches, bitches who look like this, Ethereal, long tail, look, Realms, tags

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4270
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ores Mined:	3135
Runes Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6882
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like for realz. Why, you ask? Because we got bitches who look like this 👇👇👇

I’m talking about pixelated babes with blocky bodies that will make your pickaxe stand at attention. Trust me, you won’t find these fine ladies on any other server.

So if you wanna build, mine, and flirt with some sexy square-shaped hotties, then this is the place for you. Don’t miss out, join now and get ready for a wild ride! 🤪🔥💦

BlastCrafters: AITA Edition

aita, Blame, BlastCrafters, Cleanup, Communication, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, explosion, family, Guns, Horses, Livestock, Mess, new year’s eve, Outrage, Property, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Shooting, Shooting Range, social media, tannerite, Video

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4752
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the chaos of your relatives shooting up trees and exploding tannerite in the paddock.

Our server offers a peaceful oasis away from the madness, where you can focus on building epic structures and taming virtual horses without any interruptions. Plus, you won’t have to worry about cleaning up after anyone else’s mess – unless you count creepers blowing up your creations!

So come join us on the server where the only explosions you’ll see are from TNT, not tannerite. And remember, on our server, the only drama comes from players arguing over who gets the last diamond.

HorriblePersonMC SMP

horrible person, HorriblePersonMC, introspection, personal growth, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-awareness acceptance, self-awareness development, self-awareness exploration, self-awareness journey, self-awareness process, self-awareness realization, self-criticism, self-judgment, self-realization, smp

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

LOL join our epic Minecraft SMP where we have the most insane shenanigans happening 24/7! We have a secret underground club where we sacrifice chickens to the Minecraft gods for good luck in our mining adventures. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who spits on anyone who tries to grief our builds. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the chaos and craziness that goes down on our server. So come join us and embrace your inner horrible person in the most hilarious way possible!

Blocky Booty Surprise

blocky, BOOTY, INTIMATE, memorable, out of the blue, Random, sexual experience, spontaneous, Surprise, Surprising, surprising encounter, surprising event, surprising moment, surprising rendezvous, surprising situation, unanticipated, Unconventional, unexpected, unexpected connection, unexpected intimacy, unforeseen, Unplanned, UNUSUAL

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1737
Votes:	3826	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, you never know when you’ll stumble upon a wild and unexpected sexual encounter! Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly finding yourself in a steamy love triangle with two creepers. Or maybe you’re just peacefully farming when a group of zombies decides to spice things up with a little roleplay. Join us for a truly unforgettable and unpredictable Minecraft experience!