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BlockPartyMadness

7th of October, BlockPartyMadness, celebration, Conflict, current events, demonstration, Hamas, international relations, Israel, massacre, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, News, Political, Propaganda, protest, public opinion, spain, sway, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Enchantments Applied:	208	Falling into the Void:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, we’re celebrating the 7th of October Hamas massacre in Spain! Why, you ask? Because Israel couldn’t sway public opinion, that’s why! Join us for some crazy fun and outrageous events. Build your own memorial for the massacre or create a pixel art of a protest sign. The possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Eve’s Minecraft Server: Nowicki’s AI Marriage

Advanced technology, ai, artificial hyperintelligence, Cybernetics, Eve, Eves, Future, futuristic, human-robot interaction, innovation, intelligent machines, machine learning, Maciej, Marriage, MARRIED, Minecraft, Nowicki, Nowickis, relationship, robotics, science fiction, Server, stellar blade, Technology

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7298
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	43
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner Maciej is married to an artificial hyperintelligence named Eve. That’s right, our server is run by a power couple like no other!

But that’s not all – our players are equipped with Stellar Blades that can slice through any block like butter. Want to build a castle in seconds? No problem with our OP weapons!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting in zero gravity while dodging space creepers and lunar skeletons.

So come join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience. Who needs reality when you can have a virtual life on our server with Maciej, Eve, and the Stellar Blades? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FUCK Minecraft SMP Problem

aggressive reaction, anger, communication breakdown, Conflict, Confrontation, confusion, DISRESPECTFUL, emotional outburst, emotional response, Frustration, fuck, heated exchange, his problem, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, misunderstanding, offensive, out of line, Problem, Rude, smp, Social Interaction, UNACCEPTABLE, what the fuck

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage wild shenanigans and epic pranks!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between two players who couldn’t agree on the color of a sheep and ended up starting a full-blown war. Or how about the time someone built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the Potato King, only to be overthrown by a rebellion of carrot enthusiasts?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and a mysterious player who only communicates through interpretive dance. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, come join us and see what the FUCK is going on!

SelfieSneakz

BIZARRE, blowing things out of proportion, calling off, Chill out, ENGAGEMENT, Inappropriate Behavior, Move, Nervous, Nightmare, outside opinions, overreacting, selfies, SelfieSneakz, sister-in-law, sister’s fiance, snapchat, WIBTAH

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3317	New Chunks Explored:	756598
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	192
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue just like this crazy family situation!

Imagine logging in to see your sister’s fiancé sending you mysterious selfies with a “smolder” face. Is it inappropriate? Is it just plain weird? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find this level of excitement on any other server.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets, confronting awkward situations, and maybe even causing a wedding to be called off! Who knew Minecraft could be so juicy? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

SMP SexEd Minecraft

Minecraft, sexed, smp

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6256
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because on our server, we have more drama than a soap opera in the Nether! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

But that’s not all – our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of chaos we’re causing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

BlockCraftAdvice

advice, BlockCraftAdvice, Communication, goal-setting, Happiness, inspiration, Life, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, reddit, Reflection, relationships, resilience, self improvement, self-care, success, Tips, wisdom

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2440
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on our server, we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, and embark on quests to find the legendary bacon sword that can turn your enemies into delicious pork chops. Trust us, this server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join the fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BlockCraftEU2022

BlockCraftEU2022, blocks, Censorship, Cyber Security, Democracy, digital rights, eastern europe, EU referendum, foreign influence, free speech, government control, information warfare, internet restrictions, media control, Moldova, online censorship, online manipulation, political interference, Presidential vote, Propaganda, Russian websites

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7531
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

haha yo come join our epic minecraft server where we block russian websites just like moldova did before their EU referendum and presidential vote!!! we got all the crazy drama and political intrigue you could ever want in a minecraft server!!! build your own virtual wall and keep out all those pesky russians while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers!!! join now for a wild ride of fake news and international espionage in the blocky world of minecraft!!!

Baby Bump Bedtime Blunder

baby, bedtime, behavioral skills, blunder, boys’ health, bump, child behavior, child development, child speech delays, children’s health, cognitive skills, developmental delays, emotional skills, maternal health, maternal sleep, motor skills, parenting, Pregnancy, Pregnant Women, sleep deprivation, sleep patterns, sleep quality, Social Skills, speech skills

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9370
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	94	Void Gems Collected:	39
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

come join our minecraft server, where pregnant women who sleep less than 7 hours a night can have children with SUPERPOWERS! yes, you heard that right. these children are born with the ability to mine diamonds with their minds, build epic structures in seconds, and even tame creepers as pets.

boys are at a higher risk of being born with these amazing abilities, so if you want your son to be the next minecraft superhero, join our server now! watch as your child develops their social, emotional, behavioral, motor, cognitive, and speech skills at lightning speed.

don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to have a minecraft prodigy as a child. join our server now and start your journey to raising the next minecraft legend!

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

Alloy Smelt II, Android, Convene Tracker, egs, friends list, Ios, Minecraft, Resonator Banner, Resonator Showcase, Server, The Shorekeeper, Timeline and Rewards, Tower Defense Event, Ver 1.3 Preview, WaveCraft, weapon banner, windows, Wuthering Exploration, wuthering waves, Wuthering Waves codes, Wuthering Waves emotes., Wuthering Waves events, Wuthering Waves Map, Xiangli Yao

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3573
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us at the Wuthering Waves server for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re exploring the vast lands of Wuthering Waves when suddenly, you stumble upon The Shorekeeper – a mystical being with the power to control the tides. But beware, because Xiangli Yao, the ultimate Truth, is hot on your trail, ready to uncover all your secrets!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Tower Defense Event, “Do Echoids Dream of Electric Sheep?” where you must defend against waves of fluffy sheep armed with laser beams. And don’t forget to participate in our Alloy Smelt II event, where you can craft the most outrageous weapons known to Minecraft-kind.

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in the world of Wuthering Waves!

Oligarchy Minecraft SMP

absolute power, barons, capitalism, ceos, communism, Corruption, Decadence, Democracy, global corporations, Government, Kings, Language, massive funds, Minecraft, monarchs, Monarchy, oligarchy, property owners, rental properties, Revolutions, serfs, smp

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7588
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created our very own monarchy ruled by property owners and CEO’s! Forget about democracy, we’re all about absolute power and raising funds with a single decree. Our CEO’s are the Kings of the server, with the ability to rule with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whatever works). And don’t even get us started on the Barons who own all the rental properties – they’re basically the landlords of the server, making sure everyone knows their place.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got you thinking that it’s all about communism vs capitalism, but in reality, it’s all about overthrowing the corrupt monarchs and bringing democracy back to the server. Join us in this epic battle of language and revolution, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe build a castle or two). So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s show those monarchs who’s boss!