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Lunar Loco: Where Moons Collide and Bananas Run Wild!

Active, Bananas, Bases, Builder Applications, collide, commands, Community, Currency, Datapacks, Discord, discord server, Economy, Events, Friendly, LOCO, Lunar, Moons, multiplayer, Prizes, PvP, RUN, Server, Shops, smp, Staff, Survival, Wild

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9316
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

LUNAR SEASON 2 – Friendly community & Fresh chunks in 1.21!

IP: play.lunarsurvival.xyz

We are an established Semi-Vanilla Minecraft SMP with 475+ members! Here are some of the features that this server offers:

Features
Semi-Vanilla with extra commands (/home, /tpa, /warp, /rtp, /vote, /playtime)
Player-run bases anywhere in the world
Shopping District for player economy with Diamonds as currency
Datapacks for multiplayer friendly server
Friendly and active community on both Minecraft & Discord
Active staff and protection plugins
Events and PvP Colosseum Arena

!! LOOKING FOR MORE STAFF ALWAYS !!

We are more inclined to accept players once they’ve spent some time on the server to better understand their duties. Staff & Builder applications can be found in our Discord server: https://discord.gg/xQbFtuhREH

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by entering the IP: play.lunarsurvival.xyz in your Minecraft client.
What are the server commands available?	Some of the commands available are /home, /tpa, /warp, /rtp, /vote, /playtime.
Where can I find more information about the server’s rules?	You can find the server rules and guidelines in the Discord server or by asking a staff member in-game.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on the server and we have protection plugins in place to prevent it.

Jaw & Neck Minecraft Server

Appearance, attractive, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, Confidence, facial features, facial structure, facial symmetry, fashion, forward grown, Grooming, JAW, Minecraft, NECK, physical attractiveness, self esteem, self-perception, Server, Style, thick neck, wide jaws

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5723
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	230838
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where having a thick neck and wide jaws is the key to being the most attractive player in the game! Forget about those pesky facial features and focus on beefing up your neck muscles for maximum hotness.

Join us and witness the magic of how a strong neck can make you the envy of all your fellow players. No need for fancy clothes or perfect features – just a thick neck and wide jaws will have you turning heads in no time.

So come on, join our server and show off your neck gains to the world. Who knew that the secret to Minecraft beauty was in your neck all along?

Crazy Minecraft SMP Girl – The One Who Set My House on Fire

ABUSIVE, attention seeking, bad in bed, big booty, Cluster B personality disorders, crazy, debate skills, domestic violence, drama queen, emotional vampire, faking pregnancy, false accusations, Fire, girl, good cook, House, Jobless, latina, manipulative, Minecraft, next victim, police involvement, set, small tits, smp, validation seeking

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5277
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride just like dating the craziest girl ever! Imagine building your dream base while dealing with a player who constantly seeks validation and attention, takes over conversations, and gets furiously butthurt over the smallest things.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.

SisNoKidsMineHouse

Babysitting, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family, family dynamics, Honesty, Kids, lying.., parenting, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, SisNoKidsMineHouse, sister, Support, Trust, Understanding, vacation, work trip

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9171
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama turns into epic adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of Sarah and her sneaky beach vacation.

Imagine a world where babysitting leads to uncovering scandalous secrets and standing up for what’s right. Will you be the hero who refuses to be taken advantage of, or will you join forces with the lying sister and her romantic getaway?

Embark on quests to confront your family members, make tough decisions, and ultimately decide who’s the real villain in this crazy tale. Will you be labeled as the asshole for standing up for yourself, or will you be hailed as the savior of relationships gone wrong?

Join our server now and experience the drama, the chaos, and the laughter that comes with being caught in the middle of a family feud. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

ExLied2Me-MinecraftSMP

BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cheating, Deceit, deceitful, Deception, dishonesty, emotional pain, ex, ExLied2MeMinecraftSMP, false promises, healing, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, Lies, Manipulation, moving on, relationship, toxic relationship, Trust, worst lie

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1141
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of dealing with exes who can’t even come up with a good lie? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can spin a web of deceit like no other! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of being betrayed by pixelated characters who will stop at nothing to outdo your ex’s wildest fibs.

From claiming they found diamonds when they actually just stumbled upon a pile of gravel, to pretending they built an epic castle when all they did was slap together a dirt hut, our players will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about honesty. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the lies are as tall as the towering sky limit. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or will you?).

Join now for a chance to be duped, deceived, and downright flabbergasted by the sheer audacity of our players’ fibs. Who needs a toxic ex when you can have a whole server full of them?

Blocky Pleasure Palace

arousal, blocky, Climax, Connection, desire, ecstasy, experimentation, Exploration, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, Intimacy, kinks, Lust, Palace, Passion, Pleasure, satisfaction, seduction, Sensuality, sexual pleasure, stimulation, turn-ons

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9834
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1153	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your heart racing? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to get you hot and bothered in all the right ways!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, steamy lava baths, and scandalous pig races. Our community is filled with players who are just as kinky about building and exploring as you are.

So, if you’re ready to get your blocky world rocked and experience the ultimate Minecraft pleasure, come join us and let your wildest fantasies come to life! Just be sure to bring your diamond pickaxe and a sense of adventure, because things are about to get hot and heavy in ways you never imagined.

MineBank Minecraft Server

chief, corporate culture, Deutsche Bank, economic growth, Economy, employment, financial sector, Financial Stability, Germans, job market, labor force, MineBank, Minecraft, productivity, retirement age, retirement benefits, retirement planning, retirement savings, Server, work ethic, work harder, work longer, Workforce

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1241
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Void Gems Collected:	40
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Towns Built:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4

so, like, this server is like the deutsche bank but for minecraft, ya know? we got the chief telling all the germans to work longer and harder to build the best minecraft world ever! join us if you wanna be part of the most intense minecraft grind ever, like, we’re talking building skyscrapers with diamond blocks and fighting off creepers with your bare hands. come join us and show the world what you’re made of!

CraftyBlockz: No Hamas Allowed!

Allowed, Ban, banned organization, CounterTerrorism, CraftyBlockz, diplomatic measures, extremism, foreign relations, government action, Hamas, Hamas ban, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, security threat, Swiss foreign policy, Swiss government, Swiss law, Swiss politics, Swiss security., switzerland, Terrorism

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6550
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1837	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Endless Night Skies:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

OMG LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE SWISS GOVERNMENT BANNING HAMAS FROM SWITZERLAND FOR FIVE YEARS! IT’S SO CRAZY YOU WON’T BELIEVE IT! JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF BUILDING BLOCKS AND CREEPERS!

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? WELL, BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE SWISS GOVERNMENT IS TAKING NOTICE! WE HAVE EPIC MINI-GAMES, INSANE BUILDS, AND A COMMUNITY THAT IS WILDER THAN A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND BE A PART OF THE MADNESS! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL BECOME THE NEXT BLOCK-BUILDING LEGEND THAT EVEN THE SWISS GOVERNMENT CAN’T IGNORE!

PlasticCraft City EcoQuest

city, city pollution control, city pollution data, city-scale inventory, EcoQuest, emissions inventory, environmental impact, environmental research, global cities, global pollution, hotspots, local pollution, macroplastic pollution, Nature publication, plastic pollution analysis, plastic pollution hotspots, plastic pollution research, plastic waste, plastic waste management, PlasticCraft, pollution data collection, urban pollution, waste management

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5591
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3494	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we take pollution to a whole new level! We got a local-to-global emissions inventory of macroplastic pollution that will blow your mind!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a giant pile of plastic waste. That’s right, we’ve got hotspots of plastic waste pollution scattered all over our server, making it the ultimate challenge for all you hardcore players out there.

Join us and help clean up the virtual world while having a blast with your friends. Who knew saving the planet could be this much fun? So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft a cleaner, greener place for all!

What is the IP for VanossGaming Minecraft Server?

comedy, Epic, Funny Moments, Funtage, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Montage video games, MultiplayerPS4, Parody, Puncake, remix, secret, Server, trolling, Vanoss, VanossGaming, Xbox One

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Void Armor Forged:	21
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

VanossGaming, also known as Evan Fong, is a Canadian internet personality and content creator. He is best known for his comedic gaming videos on YouTube, where he has garnered a massive following of over 25 million subscribers. VanossGaming is known for his unique editing style, humor, and collaborations with other popular YouTubers. He has also ventured into music production and has released several singles. Overall, VanossGaming is a influential figure in the online gaming community.