Blumpf MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Kek’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

administration, American politics, Adventure, JOKE, controversy

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Blumpf’s administration is already a joke and it hasn’t even taken power yet, so you know you’re in for a wild ride. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are.

Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride pigs into battle while wearing a chicken suit? Or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can? Our server is filled with crazy challenges, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a llama in disguise. And if you manage to find the secret llama temple hidden deep underground, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of tacos.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure and see if you can survive the madness of Blumpf’s administration!

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MemeWar Minecraft Server

reddit, right, Views, Epstein, delusional rants

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about the meme war? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all the chaos!

Join us and witness epic battles between Trump and Epstein in pixelated form – who will come out on top? Will Blumpf’s delusional rants be no match for the power of memes? Only on our server will you find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from Reddit trolls and plot your revenge. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of truth, rumored to have the power to banish all fake news!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft? 😉

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Crafty Kids Club

rapid speech, children, Psychology, screen time, Crafty

so, like, if you wanna join this minecraft server, you gotta be ready for a wild ride, bro. like, we got crazy stuff happenin’ all the time. like, one time, a player built a giant toilet and everyone had to use it as a slide to get to the treasure at the bottom. it was, like, so epic, dude.

and, like, if you join our server, you’ll become, like, a super hero or something. you’ll have powers beyond your wildest dreams. like, you’ll be able to fly on a pig or shoot fireballs out of your eyes. it’s, like, totally insane, man.

plus, like, all the players on our server are, like, super cool and funny. they’ll make you laugh so hard that you’ll forget all your worries. it’s, like, therapy but better, bro.

so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience things you never thought possible, then join our minecraft server, dude. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision you ever made.

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PoMM Factions

Factions PvP Modpack Craft to Exile Economy Auction House Shop Trade System Playtime Ranks Events King of the Hill WarZone FFA TDM Kits Rank Kits Leaderboards Top Kills Bal Top Top Faction, MCMMO, FTB, Factions, Survival

1.20.1 Modded PvP using a modified Craft to Exile 2 modpack.

-Economy (Auction House, Shop, Trade System)

-Playtime Ranks (Earn commands access just for playing!)

-Events (King of the Hill, WarZone FFA/TDM)

-Kits (Rank Kits)

-Leaderboards (Top Kills, Bal Top, Top Faction, Top Votes)

Grab the modpack download on our discord!

192.96.215.150

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ZeroMon

PvE, Economy, Customization, Community, ONLINE

This is a brand new Pixelmon server aimed to be a different experience than most Pixelmon servers. With the freedom to create your own towns and have your own gyms.

The goal of the server is for players to create the experience for each other while building towns where you are given the freedom to claim land and expand while creating your own shops, gyms and whatever else you come up with. It is all up to you! (There will be some rules that apply, so make sure you contact me before creating a gym).

144.217.150.16:25576

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Shadow Queen 1.21.1

self love, Black Lives Matter, Social Issues, civil rights, racial justice

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? Let me tell you, we got black women. That’s right, BLACK WOMEN! And they’re not just any black women, they’re Minecraft black women. Can you even handle that level of diversity and awesomeness? I don’t think so. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the magic of black women in Minecraft. It’s a game changer, literally.

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PsychicScamBusters Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Accuracy, Asshole, work, success

Are you tired of dealing with psychic predictions that are as accurate as a blindfolded llama throwing darts at a map? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about fake psychics again!

Our server is filled with magical creatures who can actually predict your future in-game! Want to know if you’ll find diamonds in your next mining expedition? Just ask our resident wizard, Gandalf the Green! He’s never wrong…except for that one time he accidentally turned a player into a block of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who can tell you the winning lottery numbers for next week! Just make sure to bring them some extra corn as payment.

So why waste your time and money on phony psychics when you can join our Minecraft server and have your future predicted by the most bizarre and hilarious characters around? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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RingSizeSneakMC SMP

secret methods, Women’s accessories, Thoughtful gestures, RingSizeSneakMC, smp

Bro, forget about rings, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got creepers blowing up left and right, diamonds for days, and a secret underground base that’s so lit, even Herobrine is jealous! Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can summon dragons with a flick of his wand (not a euphemism, I swear). And if you’re looking for a woman, we got plenty of villagers just waiting to be wooed with some emeralds. So come on down to our server, where the only ring size that matters is the size of your diamond armor!

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BlockTurnerCraft

sexual assault, current activities, victim impact, controversial figure, justice system reform.

Looking for a new hobby? Join our Minecraft server and help convicted rapist Brock Allen Turner build his dream castle! He may have made some questionable life choices, but his redstone skills are on point! Plus, rumor has it he’s hosting a weekly “escape from prison” roleplay event that is to die for (figuratively speaking, of course). So come on down and join the fun – just make sure to keep an eye on your back when Brock’s around!

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Loot Box Madness – Gamers Unite!

virtual items, correlation, random rewards, mental health issues, Behavior

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A LOOT BOX BUT BETTER BECAUSE YOU DON’T HAVE TO SPEND REAL MONEY TO GET COOL STUFF! JOIN US AND GET RANDOM REWARDS LIKE DIAMOND ARMOR, ENCHANTED WEAPONS, AND FLYING PIGS!

WE PROMISE THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER WILL CURE YOUR GAMBLING ADDICTION, VIDEO GAME OBSESSION, AND ANY OTHER MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES YOU MAY HAVE! OUR LOOT BOXES ARE LIKE THERAPY, BUT WITH MORE EXPLOSIONS AND LESS TALKING ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS!

SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER YOU’LL EVER EXPERIENCE! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN YOU HAVE PIXELATED PIGS FLYING AROUND YOU?! JOIN NOW AND LET THE MADNESS BEGIN!

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