blumpf – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Kek’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

administration, Adventure, American politics, blumpf, controversy, current events, Epic, Government, humor, INAUGURATION, JOKE, Kek, keks, Minecraft, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, Politics, power, Presidency, satire, smp, social commentary, trump, united states

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Blumpf’s administration is already a joke and it hasn’t even taken power yet, so you know you’re in for a wild ride. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are.

Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride pigs into battle while wearing a chicken suit? Or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can? Our server is filled with crazy challenges, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a llama in disguise. And if you manage to find the secret llama temple hidden deep underground, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of tacos.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure and see if you can survive the madness of Blumpf’s administration!

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MemeWar Minecraft Server

blumpf, cope, delusional rants, Destroying, election, ENERGY, Epstein, left, meme war, MemeWar, Minecraft, OneManSocial, reddit, right, seethe, Server, trump, upvotes, Views

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about the meme war? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all the chaos!

Join us and witness epic battles between Trump and Epstein in pixelated form – who will come out on top? Will Blumpf’s delusional rants be no match for the power of memes? Only on our server will you find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from Reddit trolls and plot your revenge. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of truth, rumored to have the power to banish all fake news!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft? 😉

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DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

amicable divorce, career advancement, custody, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Family Support, financial hit, financial impact, high income, job promotion, long distance, Minecraft, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Relocation, relocation benefits, remote work, Server, support system, Tension, texas, Twins

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of divorce and job relocations? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world and forget about real-life responsibilities.

Join us and build a virtual support system with fellow players who understand the struggle of balancing work, family, and divorce. Need a break from the chaos? Take a virtual vacation to our pixelated paradise and let your creativity run wild.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that supports your decision to stay in Texas during a divorce, even if it means taking a financial hit? Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can focus on what truly matters – building epic structures and mining for diamonds.

So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a job promotion when you can be the king or queen of your own virtual kingdom?

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CraftyWeddingFauxPas

CraftyWeddingFauxPas, Wedding, wedding assistant, wedding coordinator, wedding coordinator assistant, wedding coordinator behavior, wedding coordinator boundaries, wedding coordinator professionalism, wedding coordinator responsibilities, wedding day, wedding etiquette, wedding guests, wedding industry, wedding planner, wedding planner company, wedding planner friend, wedding planning, wedding professionalism, Wedding Vendors

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the craziest adventures and meet the most unexpected characters.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wedding planner shows up and starts coordinating your every move. But wait, there’s more! One of the assistants turns out to be a secret admirer who goes to extreme lengths to find your friends and ask them out on a date. Talk about dedication!

Join our server for a chance to witness love, drama, and a whole lot of blocky shenanigans. Who knows what kind of surprises await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wedding-themed adventure like no other. Just remember, love is in the air…and so are creepers!

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Democraft2020

Accountability, bipartisanship, campaign strategy, Communication, community engagement, constructive criticism, Democraft2020, democratic party, Diversity, electoral strategy, fundraising, grassroots organizing, Inclusivity, leadership, party unity, platform development, policy reform, Politics, progressive values, transparency, united states, voter outreach

Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of democracy! Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have a knack for making decisions based on who can spit the farthest.

If you’re looking for a party that knows how to have a good time, look no further! Our server is home to the world’s first ever dance-off debate, where candidates must bust a move to win votes.

And if you’re feeling really adventurous, join our annual pig racing competition where the winner gets to be president for a day! So come on down to our server and see democracy in action – llama style!

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FrenchWifeMCServer

court decision, court ruling, EU Court, european union, FEMINIST, French, FrenchWifeMCServer, gender equality, husband, legal precedent, legal rights, legal victory, marital rights, Marriage, marriage law, refused sex, relationship issues, sexual autonomy, sexual consent, wins appeal, WOMAN

so, like, this server is like a french woman who said NO to her husband and won in court, but in minecraft form, ya know? like, you can say NO to anything on this server and still come out on top! it’s like a rebellion against the norm, man. join us and be a part of the revolution! plus, we have like, a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and stuff. it’s like a treasure hunt every day! come join us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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TruceCraft: Gaza Regroup-Gone Commander

Ceasefire, Commander, Conflict, Eliminated, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Négotiation, Politics, reappears, Regroup, RegroupGone, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategy, Terrorism, Truce, TruceCraft, violence

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that is, like, totally cray cray? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

we got, like, mobs that can do the cha cha slide and creepers that tell knock knock jokes. not to mention, our diamond ore spawns are off the charts! u’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time, yo.

oh, and get this, we have a secret underground base where u can battle it out with other players in epic pvp matches. but watch out for the lava traps and hidden TNT cannons, they’ll blow ur mind!

plus, we have a special event where u can ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. it’s like a real-life farmville meets call of duty, but with more bacon.

so, what are u waiting for? join now and experience the madness for urself. trust us, u won’t regret it. unless u get blown up by a dancing creeper, then maybe u will. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

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Crafty Language Land

cognition, cognitive processing, Communication, communication barriers, Crafty, Expression, filtered language, filtered thoughts, Interpretation, Land, Language, language processing, linguistic analysis, linguistics, mental processes, Perception, Psychology, semantics, Syntax, Thoughts, Understanding, Words

hEY yOu! yES yOU! yOU wANNA hAVE tHE bEST tIME oF yOUR lIFE iN mINECRAFT? wELL cOME oN dOWN tO oUR sERVER! wE hAVE pINK pONIES tHAT fLY aND sHOOT rAINBOWS oUT tHEIR bUTTS! yOU cAN bUILD a cASTLE mADE oF cANDY aND rULE oVER a kINGDOM oF uNICORNS! wE aLSO hAVE a sECRET tREASURE hIDDEN iN tHE dEEP dARK cAVES tHAT cAN oNLY bE fOUND bY dANCING lIKE a cHICKEN fOR 10 mINUTES sTRAIGHT! sO cOME oN dOWN tO oUR sERVER aND hAVE tHE tIME oF yOUR lIFE!

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CrazyCraft Hospital Adventure

“Youth, 2012, 2022, admissions, Adventure, children, concern, crazycraft, england, general acute medical wards, Healthcare, healthcare system, Hospital, Hospitals, INCREASE, medical care, mental health, mental health crisis, mental illness, public health, statistics, trends, young people

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got more kids than a candy store on Halloween! Our server is so lit, it’s like a hospital ward for mental health concerns but with way more fun and blocky adventures! Trust me, you ain’t seen nothing like it before! Join now and be part of the madness!

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Eco Eden 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anon, Breed her, breeding fantasy, breeding kink, cuckold, curvy, Dominant, Eco, Eden, Encourage, Erotic, Hang, hotwife, impregnate, long tail, motivate, Naughty, Pump, saggy tits, taboo, Thick, Wife

Join our Minecraft server where you can breed animals to your heart’s content! We’re all about that thick, curvy livestock that will make you question reality. Just like those saggy tits that hang low, our server will have you pumping out offspring like there’s no tomorrow. So come on, anon, join us and let’s get breeding!

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UpgradeMom60F-MCServer

bathroom, comfort, cost, EMBARRASSMENT, family, Headaches, hospital room upgrade, Illness, infection, insurance, Lounge, love, online classes, poor judgment, RELATIVES, REST, shared ward, single room, Support, UpgradeMom60FMCServer

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the ultimate upgrade experience just like upgrading to a single room with a lounge in a hospital! Join us and experience the luxury of sleeping horizontally on a couch while your friends envy your lavish accommodations.

Our server is perfect for those who appreciate the finer things in life, just like upgrading to a private room in a hospital. Don’t settle for basic shared wards, treat yourself to the VIP experience on our server.

And if you ever need to clean up a trail to the bathroom or wash soiled clothes, don’t worry, we have virtual janitors for that. Say goodbye to embarrassing moments like the one in the hospital and hello to a world of luxury and comfort on our Minecraft server.

So come join us and upgrade your gaming experience to a whole new level. Because why settle for the basics when you can have the best, just like upgrading to a single room with a lounge.

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SouviesRUs – Bday Edition

Arcade, BDay, Birthday, bubble blower, cat, Edition, Gifts, grown ass adult, immature, inconsiderate, Kids, kids first, Mocked, partner, Prizes, scolded, Souvenir, SouviesRUs, TICKETS, Toys, vacation

Are you tired of being judged for wanting a tiny cat bubble blower as a souvenir on your vacation? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all things whimsical and fun! No more being called immature for wanting to embrace your inner child. Plus, we have a special cat-themed area where you can blow bubbles to your heart’s content without any judgment. So come join us and let your playful side shine!

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