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uplift smp

creativity, cross-platform compatibility, Customization, enhanced experience, Friends, future of gaming, Gamers, immersive world, Journey, lightning-fast performance, modding tools, multiplayer, Roleplay, Safe, seamless functionality, Secure, security measures, smooth gameplay, Stability, Survival, Uplift Server, uplift smp, Website

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8044
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Dive into a lush, immersive world where every detail breathes life into your gameplay. Seamless multiplayer functionality lets you connect with friends and fellow gamers around the globe. Experience lightning-fast performance and stability, ensuring smooth gameplay every step of the way. Unleash your creativity with robust modding tools, allowing you to customize and enhance your gaming experience like never before. Advanced security measures keep your gaming sessions safe and secure at all times. Cross-platform compatibility ensures that everyone can join in on the fun, regardless of their preferred device.

Join us today and experience the future of gaming firsthand! Visit our website to learn more and start your journey with Uplift Server.

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Vanilla SMP: Where Ordinary Players Try to Be Like Hermitcraft But Fail Miserably

Active, Cheatings, Community, Crafters, Discord, Fail, Feedback, Fun, hermitcraft, java, Minecraft, Miserably, Mods, ordinary, Player Base, Players, Server, smp, Suggestions, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist, world

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6916
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16

Overview:

Server Name	Ordinary SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Whitelisted SMP
Features	Simple Voicechat, Diverse Player Base, Community Building
Discord	Join us on Discord

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server Vanilla?	Yes, Ordinary SMP is Vanilla Whitelisted SMP without any cheats or mods.
How can I join?	You can join by applying for whitelist on our Discord server.
Is there voice chat available?	Yes, we have Simple Voicechat for communication in the SMP.
How old is the server?	Our SMP is 1 Month old and still active with more than 200 members on Discord.
Can I give feedback and suggestions?	Yes, we welcome feedback and suggestions to help create a better world.

Crafty Kamala’s Minecraft Server

#BelieveSurvivors, #EndRapeCulture, #JusticeForVictims, #NoMoreSilence, #TimesUp, Accountability, allegations, child abuse, Crafty, Justice, kamala harris, Kamalas, leadership, METOO, Minecraft, Politics, presidential candidate, rape, Server, sexual assault, survivor, Trauma, Victim, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5323
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Kamala Harris is the ultimate boss battle! Join us and help us defeat her evil plans to become President by building epic fortresses and gathering allies to take her down. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of adventure anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save the world from Kamala Harris’s reign of terror!

GetInHereMC SMP

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1012
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Endless Night Skies:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, chickens that can do the cha-cha, and creepers that moonwalk before exploding.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant spiders, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon (yes, a real fire-breathing dragon).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to ridiculous mini-games like “Spleef on Ice” and “Parkour with Pigs”.

So what are you waiting for? Get get get in here and join the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, airfare, art school, art supplies, Budget, compromise, contract, cousin, Exploitation, Hotel, live painter, market rate, mexico, Minecraft, payment, Portfolio, price guide, Server, talent, unprofessional, Wedding, wedding day, WeddingCraft

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1451
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Votes:	9731
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring weddings with no live painters? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of virtual live painting at weddings!

Imagine walking down the pixelated aisle while a talented Minecraft artist captures your special day in real-time. And the best part? It won’t cost you $4-6k like in the real world! Our virtual live painters are only asking for a few diamonds and some emeralds to cover their art supplies and travel expenses.

But beware, some artists might try to scam you for extra diamonds mid-way through the ceremony. Will you stand your ground and call them out for their unprofessional behavior? Or will you risk having a blank canvas at your pixelated wedding?

Join our Minecraft server now and experience the drama, the artistry, and the sheer madness of virtual live painting at weddings! Who needs a contract when you have blocks and pixels to seal the deal?

LottoLipsSealed

addiction, annoyance, aspirations, Communication, Conversations, dreams, emotions, Financial Planning, Frustration, gambling, intellectual, Lottery, lotto, LottoLipsSealed, MONEY, pragmatism, relationships, Support, Therapy, winning

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5891
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	282
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of discussing lotto winnings with your partner for the 1000000x time? Do you wish you could escape to a world where the only numbers you have to worry about are your diamond count in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and say goodbye to endless conversations about what you would do with a lotto win. Instead, immerse yourself in a world where you can build your dream mansion with all the diamonds you could ever want. No more listening to your partner go on and on about their lotto dreams – now you can focus on creating your own virtual paradise.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Forget about lotto winnings, the only jackpot you need is waiting for you on our Minecraft server. So come join us and let the adventures begin!

WorstDrugMC SMP

addiction, dangerous drugs, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug crisis, drug dangers, drug dependency, drug epidemic, drug misuse, drug overdose, drug problem, drug recovery, drug rehabilitation, drug treatment, harmful substances, illegal drugs, illicit drugs, overdose, smp, substance abuse, worst drug, WorstDrugMC

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4872
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Crops Grown:	4964
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Astral Projections Made:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the worst drug ever – the addiction to building epic structures and exploring endless worlds! Our server is so addictive, you’ll be logging on every chance you get just to get your fix of blocky goodness.

We’ve got a crazy community of players who are always up to some shenanigans, from building giant chicken statues to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but carrots as weapons. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Who knows what kind of treasures you’ll uncover as you dig deeper into the world of our Minecraft SMP?

So come join us and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just be warned, once you start playing on our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked for life!

RegretCraft: The Server of Shame

Apology, error, Guilt, hindsight, hindsight bias, lament, lesson learned, misstep, mistake, past actions, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, remorse, remorseful, repentance, repentance journey, rueful, self-blame, Server, shame, sorrow, wish I could undo

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8075
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Farms Harvested:	552
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Have you ever accidentally punched a villager in Minecraft and instantly regretted it? Well, fear not! Join our server and you can punch as many villagers as you want without any consequences! In fact, we encourage it! Our server is a safe haven for all your villager-punching needs. So come on over and release your inner rage on those pesky NPCs! Just don’t tell the Iron Golems, they’re a bit touchy about that sort of thing.

CraftyKatzRailways

anti-French sentiment, Attack, conspiracy theories, CraftyKatzRailways, criminal motive, european security, extremism, France, French railways, Global threats, international relations, investigation, iran, Katz, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, political tensions, Propaganda, radical Islam, security threats, Terrorism

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Divine Spears Created:	17

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. You gotta join because, like, there’s this crazy story that Iran and radical Islam are, like, attacking French railways. But France is all like, nah, it’s just some criminals, man.

But, like, on this server, you can be a hero and stop the evil plans of Iran and radical Islam. Or maybe you can join them and cause chaos on the French railways. The choice is yours, bro.

Plus, there’s, like, super cool builds and mini-games to play. And, like, the admins are totally rad and will help you out if you get stuck or need help. So, like, come join the fun and be a part of this wild adventure. Let’s go, dude!

CraftyLiesMC

Authenticity, Awareness, Clarity, CraftyLiesMC, Deception, Discernment, Honesty, Insight, Observation, Perception, perspective, real eyes, real lies, realization, realize, SELF AWARENESS, Truth, truthfulness, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6991
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Crops Grown:	5754	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	4597	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

so, like, u ever played on a minecraft server that makes u question ur whole existence? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s like a trip to the twilight zone but with blocks and creepers.

u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.

and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.

oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”

so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.