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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 7839 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and fight off zombie hordes with nothing but a rubber chicken. Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn and be forced to do the Macarena for eternity.
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