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| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 810 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 48 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 |
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