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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 5655 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 357 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
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