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DumbestMC SMP: “Is water wet?” “No, it’s just hydrated!”

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant toilet house? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with dancing creepers and glowstone cocktails. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your virtual life!

CraftyCrimez

ANONYMOUS, consequences, corrupt, CraftyCrimez, crime, deceitful, dishonest, hidden identity, illegal, illicit, IMMORAL, immoral act, immoral behavior, law-breaking, no repercussions, Shady, Unethical, unethical action, unethical behavior, unlawful, wrongdoing

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9486
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Emeralds Found:	6690	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of playing by the rules in Minecraft? Do you dream of wreaking havoc without any consequences? Look no further, because on our server, you can unleash your inner mischief maker without a care in the world!

Join us for a wild ride where you can steal diamonds from other players, grief their builds, and even prank them with TNT traps! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So come on, join us and let your inner villain run free! Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server. 😉

CraftyCrisisJustice

climate action, climate awareness, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate justice, climate terminology, climate terminology analysis, climate terminology perceptions, climate terminology research, climate terminology study, climate terminology survey, concern, CraftyCrisisJustice, environmental issues, global warming, national sample, perceptions, U.S, Urgency

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where the climate be CRAY CRAY! we got volcanoes errywhere spewin out lava like it’s nobody’s business. you wanna feel the heat? come on over and see if you can survive in our climate crisis world!

we got tornadoes tearin through the land, hurricanes blowin everything away, and tsunamis washin away all yo hard work. it’s a race against time to see if you can build a shelter before mother nature comes knockin on yo door!

but don’t worry, we also got climate justice warriors fightin for the environment. join their quest to save the planet from destruction and earn special rewards for helpin out. who knew minecraft could be so eco-friendly?

so what you waitin for? come on over to our server and experience the wildest climate chaos you’ve ever seen. it’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from fear to excitement to pure adrenaline rush. can you handle it? come find out!

CivCraft Season 3.0! Totally not a trap server, we promise. Just kidding, we’ll steal your life and your diamonds

Adventure, anarchy islands, bedrock, civcraft, Civilizations, crossplay, diamonds, Discord, Factions, Factions plugin, Kidding, Life, Map, Minecraft, multiplayer, nation, Npc, Promise, Quests, Rewards, Season, Server, smp islands, steal, Survival, Totally, trap, XP..

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1939
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	7095
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Server Name	CivCraft Season 3.0
Map Size	15,000 by 15,000
Focus	Civilizations and Anarchy
Features	SMP Islands for peaceful building and Anarchy Islands for PvP, Diamonds only spawn on Anarchy Islands, Factions Plugin for land protection, 100 quests available
IP Address	civcraft.xyz
Port	25069 (Only for Bedrock users)

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Is the server active?

Yes, CivCraft Season 3.0 is a active server with a growing community of players.

2. Can I bring my friends to play on the server?

Yes, you are encouraged to bring your friends and create powerful nations together on the server.

3. Are there any rules on the server?

While CivCraft is a mixed anarchy server, there are still some rules in place to ensure fair gameplay. Please refer to the server’s Discord for more information on rules and guidelines.

4. How do I protect my land on SMP Islands?

You can use the Factions Plugin to protect your land on SMP Islands. Make sure to form alliances with other players to strengthen your faction.

5. Can I participate in quests on the server?

Yes, there are over 100 quests available on CivCraft Season 3.0. You can take quests from NPCs on different islands to earn rewards and XP.

6. Where can I get more information about the server?

You can join the Discord server using the link provided above to connect with other players, ask questions, and stay updated on server events and announcements.

BunnyBash Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6931
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Votes:	538
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the rabbits fight back! That’s right, our server is filled with rebellious rabbits who will stop at nothing to overthrow the players. But don’t worry, you can join forces with the chickens who have formed a secret alliance to take down the rabbit uprising. Will you be a hero and save the day, or will you join the rabbits in their quest for domination? Join now and see who will come out on top in this epic battle of the animals!

Minecraft SMP – Cute Boys Craft Club

Bait, bfe, Boys, club, Craft, cute, cute boys, discordfags, falseflaggers, fujoshi, Gosling, hornyposting, indie, male collab, male idols, Minecraft, niji, numberfags, Oshi, samefags, self-shilling, shitposting, sing your heart out, smp, Stars, tribalfags, Vtuber, Yumejoshi

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4997
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the Sing Your Heart Out Edition, where we encourage fujoshi, yumejoshi, and hornyposting like never before.

But wait, there’s more! If your male Minecraft character is cute, he may stay. And don’t worry about loving your oshi too much, BFE and gosling are totally allowed here.

Just remember, no females or female drama allowed – you have the entire board for that! And if you’re thinking about self-shilling, think again. Head over to /vt/wvt instead.

So come on over and ignore bait, shitposting, samefags, discordfags, numberfags, tribalfags, falseflaggers, and any other kind of fags you can think of. Let’s make this Minecraft SMP the craziest and most entertaining one yet!

ExBroCheaterMCServer

Boundaries, cancer diagnosis, Cheating, Emotional healing, ex-boyfriend drama, ExBroCheaterMCServer, family betrayal, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, Family secrets, forgiveness, Infidelity, kidney failure, personal boundaries, remarriage, self-care, sibling rivalry, Therapy, toxic relationships, twin bond

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7771
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like the story of this player’s life!

Explore our server and uncover hidden secrets, just like the hidden relationship between Greg and John. Will you uncover the truth or be left in the dark like the player in this story?

Build your own kingdom and defend it from unexpected twists and turns, just like how this player’s life took a shocking turn. Will you be able to trust your closest friends, or will they stab you in the back like Greg and John?

Join our server for a wild ride filled with family drama, forbidden love, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows what awaits you in this crazy world of Minecraft!

WaffleWarriorCraft

aita, babysit, Breakfast, breakfast options, discipline, family conflicts, family dynamics, food preferences, frozen waffle, grandparent boundaries, Grandparents, mealtime struggles, parenting, picky eater, spoiled brats, Toddler, toddler care, toddler nutrition, WaffleWarriorCraft, wardrobe choices

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6420
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Endless Night Skies:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Chimeras Created:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of frozen waffles for toddlers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with frozen waffle quests and mismatched wardrobe challenges.

Embark on a journey where you must defend your precious frozen waffles from evil grandparents who try to feed your kids scrambled eggs instead. Will you stand your ground and protect the waffles at all costs, or will you give in to the pressure of “real food”?

But beware, the ultimate boss battle awaits – a grandma who insists on matching outfits for your kids, even if it means sacrificing their individuality. Can you defeat her and prove that frozen waffles and tiaras are the true path to victory?

Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity of toddler breakfast drama like never before! Remember, on this server, frozen waffles are life.

DebunkedFactsMC SMP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4456
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Crops Grown:	4416
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ores Mined:	4142
Enchantments Applied:	220	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Emeralds Found:	338	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth about the legendary diamond ore that supposedly gives you superpowers when mined! Rumor has it that if you find this rare ore, you’ll be able to fly around the server like a superhero. But beware, the last player who tried to mine it ended up turning into a chicken for a whole week! Will you be the next brave adventurer to test your luck? Join us and find out!

CraftyLoveCraft

Commitment, Communication, CraftyLoveCraft, dating apps, emotional baggage, emotional unavailability, fear of commitment, fear of rejection, fear of vulnerability, ghosting, hookup culture, instant gratification, lack of authenticity, lack of communication, lack of connection, modern dating, online dating, relationships, self-sabotage, societal pressures, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5395
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Tired of swiping left and right on dating apps only to end up with a creeper? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only creepers you’ll encounter are the ones trying to blow up your house! Our server is the perfect place to find love, or at least a new mining buddy. Plus, who needs a date when you can spend hours building the perfect castle together? So ditch the dating apps and join us for a truly explosive experience!