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BlowJobQueen’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5797
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Votes:	532
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Obama can’t resist the temptation of joining! We’re not saying Obama endorses us, but let’s just say he’s been spotted building a statue of Kamala the Blow Job Queen in our virtual world.

Join us for the chance to witness crazy antics like zombie pigmen riding on chickens, villagers trading diamonds for dirt, and creepers throwing surprise parties (with explosive results, of course).

Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the fun – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself in a dance-off with a group of Endermen. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

ChillCraft Minecraft Server

Calm, calmness, Chill, Chillcraft, contemplation, leisure, meditation, Minecraft, Peaceful, peacefulness, Quiet, quietness, Relax, Relaxation, REST, sereneness, Serenity, Server, solitude, Tranquility, tranquillity, unwind, Unwinding

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6971
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Void Gems Collected:	29	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Yo, listen up! If you wanna join this Minecraft server, you better buckle up because things are about to get wild! We’ve got a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and do the cha-cha slide. And don’t even get me started on our pet pig races – those little oinkers are faster than lightning!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the adventures are as crazy as a chicken riding a pig!

PupClaimers Minecraft Server

adoption, aita, Boundaries, child, Chores, Claiming, Communication, consequences, employment, family, Feeding, Minecraft, moving out, ownership, parenting, pet, pup, PupClaimers, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Siblings, Upkeep, Walking

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4104
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Alien Abductions:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Are you tired of taking care of everything in your life, only for someone else to reap the benefits? Join our Minecraft server where we understand the struggle! Just like how you’ve been taking care of that ungrateful child’s puppy, we’ll take care of all the hard work for you. No need to worry about feeding or watering your virtual pets, we’ve got it covered!

And if you’re looking to adopt a new virtual pet, we’ve got you covered there too. Just like how that ungrateful child adopted a new puppy, you can adopt as many virtual pets as you want on our server. And don’t worry about moving, we’ll make sure your virtual pets are well taken care of, no matter where you go!

So join our Minecraft server today and let us take care of all the responsibilities while you sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world!

WifeSipBanCraft

addiction, alcohol, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Decision making, Drugs, fear, Marriage, mental health, parenting, past habits, postpartum depression, relationship, self-care, Sobriety, substance abuse, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeSipBanCraft

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2324
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3294
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	350759
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t feel like you’re stuck in a 50s sitcom! 🤣

Join us for some wild adventures and crazy stories, just like the time our player’s wife went from being a self-proclaimed alcoholic and drug addict to a sober queen! She kicked those bad habits to the curb and now only indulges in nicotine and delta 8. Talk about a glow-up!

But wait, there’s more! Our players have some interesting backstories too. One player has always been against alcohol because they don’t like the taste or the way it makes them feel. They even met their wife on a dating app because she was sober – talk about a match made in Minecraft heaven!

And let’s not forget about the post-partum depression, the high-risk pregnancy, and the beautiful baby boy. It’s been a rollercoaster ride for our players, but they’re still standing strong. Plus, the drama of whether or not the wife should have a glass of wine at the end of a tough day – will she fall back into old habits or will she resist the temptation? Only on our Minecraft server will you find such juicy drama!

So come join us for some laughs, some tears, and a whole lot of pixelated fun. Who knows what crazy stories you’ll create in our virtual world! 😉

BioFreakZooCraft

abnormal anatomy, abnormal animals, abnormal physiology, Animals, BioFreakZooCraft, bizarre animals, bizarre biology, fucked up biology, odd biology, odd organisms, peculiar animals, peculiar biology, strange biology, strange creatures, unique biology, Unique Creatures, unusual biology, unusual creatures, weird animals, weird biology

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1191
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Dragons Tamed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Votes:	2298	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Enchantments Applied:	145	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with normal animals? Come join our wacky world where animals have messed up biology! Picture this: flying pigs, exploding cows, and teleporting chickens! You never know what kind of crazy critter you’ll come across next. Join now for a chance to witness the wildest wildlife in Minecraft history!

CraftyCreators

achievement, Advancements, appreciation, contributions, CraftyCreators, Creators, GROUNDBREAKING, History, Humanity, Impact, innovation, inspiration, inventions, Legacy, Overlooked, perseverance, Pioneers, progress, Unrecognized, unsung heroes, visionaries

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5408
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

so, like, you know how some peeps make cool stuff but then, like, no one really appreciates it until, like, way later? well, this server is, like, the opposite of that! we got, like, the most amazing builds and creations that will blow your mind, and you get to see them RIGHT NOW! no waiting around for, like, centuries or whatever. plus, we got, like, secret hidden treasures and mysteries to uncover that will keep you coming back for more. so, like, join this server and be a part of history in the making, but, like, right now!

BirdCityEvolution

Biodiversity, bird behavior, Bird communities, bird conservation, BirdCityEvolution, city birds, city wildlife, ecological impact, European cities, evolutionary traits, species diversity, urban biodiversity, urban bird populations, urban development, urban ecology, urban ecosystems, urban environments, urban habitats, Urban planning, urban wildlife, urbanization

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ores Mined:	5347
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

so, like, have you ever wondered about the evolution of BIRDS in EUROPEAN cities? well, on our server, we have this INSANE theory that the bird communities in the denser parts of cities have, like, LESS unique evolutionary traits than in the less dense areas.

join our server to uncover the MYSTERY of why these birds are so BASIC in the city! maybe they just like the fast food and tall buildings, who knows? come on, it’s a WILD ride of discovery and LOLZ.

plus, we have, like, flying pigs and talking cows, so why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s make some bird friends and figure out why they’re so BORING in the city!

EuroOriental Minecraft Server

assimilation, cultural diversity, cultural exchange, cultural sensitivity, culturally enriching, episode, EuroOriental, Europe, european identity, Globalization, immigration, integration, last decades, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, orientalist, Political Correctness, racism, rapefugee, Refugee Crisis, Server, societal issues, Xenophobia

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9516
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Potions Brewed:	42
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8612
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that lack excitement and adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with culturally orientalist enriching experiences that will leave you questioning reality. Our server is so insane that even the creepers are scared to explode!

Embark on quests to save the world from evil Ender Dragons who have been brainwashed by evil sheep. Build your own empire and defend it from raiding parties of zombie villagers who just want to borrow a cup of sugar (and your brains).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Rapefugee Village, where you can trade with villagers from far-off lands and learn their unique customs. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure that will make you the richest player in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

YellowWife Minecraft Server

desire, dream, longing, love, Marriage, Minecraft, partner, relationship, Server, Significant Other, Spouse, Wife, wish, Yellow, yellow dream, yellow love, yellow marriage, yellow partner, yellow relationship, yellow significant other, yellow spouse, yellow wife, YellowWife

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5765
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers alone? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the main goal is to find a yellow wife! That’s right, we have a rare breed of pixelated villagers who are all decked out in yellow and ready to be your in-game spouse. Build a house, go on adventures, and maybe even start a pixelated family with your new yellow wife. Who needs diamonds when you can have a yellow wife by your side? Join now and start your quest for love in the world of blocks and pixels!

SisMomHypnoFight

child support, communication breakdown, controversy, custody, double standards, family dynamics, family relationships, Father’s Day, Gender Roles, Hypocrite, judgment, misunderstanding, mother’s day, online etiquette, parenting, sibling conflict, single mom, SisMomHypnoFight, social media drama, spousal support, Support

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3594
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ores Mined:	4479	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server where we celebrate all types of parents, whether they’re single, co-parenting, or just trying to survive the chaos of raising kids.

We’ve got players who will argue over the most ridiculous things, just like your sister and her Mother’s Day meltdown. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of spousal support (in the form of in-game items) to help you through those tough parenting moments.

Join now and experience the thrill of being called a misogynistic ass by someone who just can’t handle a little friendly banter. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?! So come on down and see if you’ve got what it takes to survive the drama on our server.

ChestlessCraft

body image, body positivity, body shaming, ChestlessCraft, Confidence, emotional well being, flat-chested, Gender norms, Insecurity, male insecurities, Masculinity, Men, mental health, personal growth, physical appearance, self esteem, self worth, self-perception, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6100
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	411289
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Enchantments Applied:	171
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Ores Mined:	3056

join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest and flattest chests in allll the landddd. u wont find bigger chests anywhere else, trust me.

we have a secret underground chest society where we hoard all the rarest items and treasures. u gotta prove urself worthy to gain access to our chests.

rumor has it that one time, someone found a diamond the size of a house in our chests. true story bro.

so if u wanna flex ur chest muscles and show off ur loot, join our server now. but beware, the chests are always watching 👀