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BlowJobQueen’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7531
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Obama can’t resist the temptation of joining! We’re not saying Obama endorses us, but let’s just say he’s been spotted building a statue of Kamala the Blow Job Queen in our virtual world.

Join us for the chance to witness crazy antics like zombie pigmen riding on chickens, villagers trading diamonds for dirt, and creepers throwing surprise parties (with explosive results, of course).

Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the fun – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself in a dance-off with a group of Endermen. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

LifestealCore

Anarchy, Custom, Events, free, Join, LifeSteal, LifestealCore, Minecraft, Play, Plugin, PvP, Raiding, Ranks

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

LifestealCore The new era of minecraft, having the famous plugin known as “lifesteal” this is a quite a lot interesting concept and is pretty fun to play with. This server has custom plugins, ranks and regular events on the servers. Make sure to join us and give us a try we are totally free to join and play! join us by the ip play.lifestealcore.fun

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Levy’s Modded Servers: Where Minecraft meets the Matrix and cows play cards!

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3193
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Crops Grown:	3927	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Name	Server Address
ATM10	ATM10.minecraftnoob.com:25567
FTB Plexiglass Mountain	plexiglass.minecraftnoob.com:25566
FTB Revelation	revelation.minecraftnoob.com

I highly recommend joining our Discord to keep in touch with us for updates and to report any issues: Discord Invite Link

Server Specs:

i5-12600KF
64 GB of memory
1 TB NVME SSD (for live saves)
5 1TB HDDs (for backups)

FAQ:

1. Are there any banned items on the servers?

Yes, we have certain items banned on each server to maintain server stability and a fair gameplay environment. Please check the specific server rules for more information.

2. How do I join the server?

You can join by entering the server address provided above in your Minecraft client. Make sure you have the correct modpack installed if required.

3. Is PvP allowed on the servers?

PvP rules vary by server. Please refer to the server-specific rules for more information.

4. How can I report an issue or suggest a new feature?

We encourage players to join our Discord server and submit their reports or suggestions there. Our staff members actively monitor the Discord server for any feedback.

MineTale Server – /utg/ Edition

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, the Blow Me Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 spoilers before they even come out! That’s right, we’re so ahead of the game that we know what’s going to happen before it even happens.

2. Our server is like the Old Game, but on steroids. The Old Game’s Demo? Pfft, we’ve got the full game and then some. And don’t even get me started on the New Game’s Progress – it’s so mind-blowing, you’ll think you’re in a whole new dimension.

3. We’ve got merch that will make your Minecraft character look cooler than ever. Want an Undertale Artbook? We’ve got it. Need some Legends of Localization – Undertale swag? We’ve got that too. Your character will be the envy of all other players.

4. And if you need a break from all the action, we’ve got books, text dumps, image collections, and even a Booru (whatever that is) to keep you entertained for hours on end. You’ll never want to leave our server once you join.

So what are you waiting for? Join the Blow Me Edition Minecraft server now and experience the most insane and epic gameplay of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

alligator, Bear, bicycle, Bull, Cardio, Cats, Cheese, comedy, cookie, cornfield, couples, Crafting, Dinosaur, dont, eggs, Fish, foot, Frogs, funny, Golf, grape, gym, Happiness, humor, jokes, Laughter, Math, Minecraft, Ninjas, noodle, nose, oysters, Party, Penguin, Picture, planet, Puns, relationships, Scarecrow, Shoes, Skeletons, smp, snowman, Space, squirrel, teeth, tissue dance, tomato, towel, Vampire

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

BBQ Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Angry, awaiting sentencing, bbq, blowing it out of proportion, crown court, DAUGHTER, Drama, family bbq, Guilty, guy, harm, husband, indecent images, magistrates, Minecraft, out of order, parents, potential harm, refusing, Safe, serious, Server, sisters

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1995
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	166	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take child safety very seriously! Unlike some family BBQs, we don’t invite creepy guys who are awaiting sentencing for looking at indecent images of children. Join us and rest assured that your little ones will be safe from any shady characters.

We understand the importance of keeping your family protected, which is why we have a zero-tolerance policy for sketchy individuals. Don’t worry about receiving nasty messages from your family members – on our server, the only messages you’ll get are ones of support and camaraderie.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, keep your daughter safe from any potential harm. Because when it comes to child safety, we don’t mess around.

NoBabysitNoProblem

Babysitting, babysitting challenges, complicated deliveries, family communication, family conflict resolution, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, NoBabysitNoProblem, parenting advice, parenting struggles, sibling bond, sibling conflict, sibling fights, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling rivalry management, sibling rivalry solutions, sisterly love.

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	517
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Are you tired of babysitting two little demons in disguise? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from sibling rivalry hell! Join us and leave the screaming matches and toy-throwing behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where hugs actually work (we promise, no fighting cats here)!

Our server is so amazing that even the most experienced babysitters couldn’t handle the chaos of these two sisters. With over 20 failed attempts at finding a sitter who can handle the drama, it’s clear that only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in our world.

So why join our server? Because if you can handle babysitting these two sisters, you can handle anything Minecraft throws at you. Plus, who wouldn’t want to escape the real world for a place where sibling rivalry is a thing of the past (unless you count PvP battles, but those are way more fun)? Join now and leave the drama behind!

PixelPleasurePalace

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3255
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	957303	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	33	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Are you tired of trying to impress the ladies with your fancy cars and smooth dance moves, only to find out they’re not impressed? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate aphrodisiac for the ladies! Join us and watch as women swoon over your pixelated creations and epic redstone contraptions. Who needs a six-pack when you have a six-story castle made entirely out of diamond blocks?

Forget about trying to impress women with outdated pickup lines and cheesy compliments. On our server, all you need to do is show off your epic building skills and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey. Trust us, nothing gets the ladies going like a man who knows his way around a crafting table.

So why waste your time and money on fancy dinners and expensive gifts when you can join our Minecraft server and have women falling at your virtual feet? Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who went from forever alone to the king of the server in just one week. Join now and start building your way to a love life that’s blocky but beautiful!

KurskKontrolCraft1000

Commander, Conflict, control, Defense, eastern europe, forces, international relations, Kursk region, KurskKontrolCraft1000, Military, Military operations, military strategy, occupation, russia, Russian Invasion, square kilometers, territorial expansion, Territory, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian Army, War

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4281
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	270

So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the top Ukrainian commander is in charge and he’s like taking over Russia’s Kursk region? Well, now’s your chance, bro! We’ve got 1,000 square kilometers of pure Minecraft madness for you to explore and conquer. Join us if you want to be part of the most epic battle in Minecraft history! Plus, we have free cake every Friday and a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us now and let’s show those Russians who’s boss in the world of blocks!

FireCraft: EuroHeatwave

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	539
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1235
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81

yo, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, it’s like the weather in europe last year – HOT AF. we got so much carbon pollution, it’s like a party for the planet. but don’t worry, we won’t let u die like those 50,000 peeps, we got u covered.

our server is so fire, it’s like them wildfires in athens, but in a good way. u gonna be burning up with excitement when u see all the crazy builds and epic battles we got going on. trust me, it’s gonna be a BLAST.

so come on over and join the fun, cuz this server is gonna be hotter than a heatwave in europe. just make sure to bring some sunscreen, cuz things are about to get LIT.

MytharaCraft

Active owner, Adventure, All Versions Supported, Builder, Chest Protections, Community, community-driven, cross-platform, Cross-Play, Dynamic economy, Earth, Earth Map, Earth Towny, Economy, leader, Live Map, minecraft server, Mining world, MytharaCraft, Survival, Towny, towny adventure, Towny Plugin, trader..

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Farms Harvested:	103	New Chunks Explored:	528172
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Towns Built:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Welcome to MytharaCraft: An Earth Towny Adventure! Embark on an epic journey in MytharaCraft, a unique Earth Towny Minecraft server where you can explore a meticulously crafted 1:500 scale replica of our planet. Create your own town or join an existing nation, forge alliances, and engage in a vibrant community-driven economy.

Key Features: Real-World Map, Towny Plugin, Dynamic Economy, No Pay2Win, Cross-Platform, All Versions Supported, Mining World, Active Owner, Chest Protections, Live Map, No Earth Resets Join MytharaCraft today and be a part of a dynamic community where adventure and creativity know no bounds. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a savvy trader, or an ambitious leader, there’s a place for you in the world of MytharaCraft. NOT AN OFFICIAL MINECRAFT SERVICE. NOT APPROVED BY OR ASSOCIATED WITH MOJANG OR MICROSOFT.

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