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| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 6925 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, come join our wacky SMP where we have a special event called “Plow My Mom’s Cheeks Day”! That’s right, we encourage outrageous discussions about who would plow each other’s moms’ cheeks. And if you mention that you don’t know your real dad, you get a special bonus in-game item! Plus, there’s plenty of innuendo about cheek plowing and how much you would do it. So come join us for a wild and crazy time on our server – you won’t regret it!
