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Lolis Protect Minecraft Server

Anime, bad actors, cute, deities, Effective, Fan Service, FANTASY, GATES, Guardians, hobbies, Lolis, MAGICAL, Manga, Minecraft, Protect, Protectors, Roleplay, Server, shotas, Small, STRONG, Supernatural

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Villages Defended:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where lolis are the key to protecting your precious hobbies! These small deities will fend off any bad actors trying to ruin your fun, but here’s the catch – the more fan service you give them, the stronger they become! Sorry shotas, you’re just not as effective in this realm.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a sprinkle of questionable fan service. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on this server? So come on, join us and let the lolis guide you to victory (and maybe a few awkward moments)!

Minecraft SMP: Je Ne Sais Pa La Vie

Minecraft, sais, smp, VIE

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5236
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of exploding. Our diamond ore is actually made of chocolate and you can eat it for a boost of energy.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing pigs who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes when you flush it.

So come join us on our wacky and wild server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back!

Acne vs Marriage Minecraft Server

acne, Boundaries, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, emotional exhaustion, emotional impact, emotional outburst, Family issues, Generational conflict, Marriage, marriage problems, Minecraft, parental criticism, parental dynamics, parents, personal boundaries, personal space, relationships, Resentment, self esteem, Server, snappy remarks, teenage angst

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ores Mined:	7159
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you tired of dealing with annoying family drama like this poor Minecraft player? Well, come join our server and escape to a world where the only drama is between you and a creeper! No more pesky parents pointing out your acne, just pure, blocky fun. Plus, if you ever feel the urge to make a snappy remark, just type it in the chat and watch the chaos unfold. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Join now and leave your real-life problems behind!

BroTaxBlocker

BroTaxBlocker, ENTITLEMENT, Estate Planning, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family inheritance, family inheritance dispute, family relationships, favoritism, financial decisions, financial independence, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, financial support, Inheritance, inheritance distribution, inheritance rights, property taxes, sibling rivalry, will dispute

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7202
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, inheritance drama, and GoFundMe campaigns!

Just like Jason trying to get his hands on that sweet inheritance money, you’ll be fighting tooth and nail to claim your spot on our server. Will you be the one left out of the will, or will you come out on top like a true Minecraft champion?

With more twists and turns than a soap opera, you’ll be on the edge of your seat as you navigate through family feuds and financial struggles. And hey, if you need help with your taxes, just set up a GoFundMe – it worked for Jason, after all!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of inheritance drama like never before. Who needs a boring old will when you can have a Minecraft server full of surprises? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyCashLand

CraftyCashLand, Happiness Love Health Time Experiences Freedom Security Knowledge Comfort Peace of mind Opportunities Quality Relationships Memories Education Travel Luxury Wellness Fulfillment Success

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7604
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	90
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

Forget about money, the best thing you can get is a spot on our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them three wishes. They wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a mansion made entirely of cake. And guess what? All their wishes came true! So if you want to live out your wildest dreams in Minecraft, join our server now and who knows what magical adventures await you!

BelugaSpyCraft Minecraft Server

animal rights, Beluga whale, BelugaSpyCraft, covert mission, Endangered species, Espionage, espionage allegations, espionage controversy, espionage scandal, espionage tactics, intelligence operation, marine intelligence, marine life, marine mammal, Minecraft, Russian Spy, Server, Shot, Surveillance, undercover, undercover operation, Whistleblower, wildlife conservation

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5866
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Star Shards Collected:	95	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

so like, u ever heard of a beluga whale being a spy? well, on our server, we got beluga whales that are legit russian spies. they swim around, gathering intel and stuff. it’s like a whole underwater espionage mission going on. join our server to uncover the secrets of the russian spy beluga whales. plus, they drop cool loot when u defeat them in battle. it’s like a spy thriller but in minecraft. come join the fun and see if u can outsmart these sneaky whales.

PutinHuntersMC

arrest, controversy, criticism, criticizes, current events, Diplomacy, EU, european union, Failing.., Failure, international relations, law enforcement, mongolia, Politics, president, putin, PutinHuntersMC, russia, summit, Visit, world news

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7718	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Enchantments Applied:	108
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Runes Activated:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

OMG, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where EU is all like “Mongolia, why u no arrest Putin?” Like, what even is happening in this world? But forget about all that drama, come join our server instead! We have Putin as a secret playable character and you can totally arrest him if you want! Plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around everywhere. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

AI CHIEF – Cancer Crusher & Gene Genie

advanced algorithms, AI tool, Artificial Intelligence, Cancer, cancer cell detection, chief, computer vision, crusher, data analysis, deep learning, DNA patterns, Gene, Genes, génie, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, Medical research, Precision medicine, predicting patient outcomes, State-of-the-art, Technology, treatment response, tumor origin identification

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	869
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	50

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A NEW AI TOOL CALLED CHIEF DAT BEATS ALL DA OTHER AI TOOLS BY 36 PERCENT! DIS TOOL CAN DETECT CANCER CELLS, FIND WHERE DA TUMORS COME FROM, PREDICT HOW PATIENTS GONNA DO, AND SPOT GENES AND DNA STUFF FOR TREATMENT! U AIN’T GONNA FIND DIS KINDA TECH ANYWHERE ELSE, COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND LET CHIEF BLOW YO MIND!

What is the IP for Joe Knows Minecraft Server?

Joe, Minecraft, nba 2k25, Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7535
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

Joe Knows is a seasoned expert in the field of digital marketing and entrepreneurship. With over a decade of experience, Joe has helped numerous businesses improve their online presence and grow their revenue through strategic marketing campaigns. Known for his innovative ideas and results-driven approach, Joe is dedicated to helping businesses achieve their goals and reach their target audience effectively.

Rustlecraft: Where creepers wear cowboy hats and zombies play banjos!

alliances, banjos, Chunk claiming, Competition, Cowboy, CREEPERS, Destruction, Discord, hats, INCLUSIVE, Low Population, Minecraft, Modded, Play, player freedom, PvP, rp, rules, Rustlecraft, Safe Environment, scientist, Server, social server, Spells, stealing, traffic, wear, wizard, zombies

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6414
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Rustlecraft Server Overview

Server IP	64.74.111.46:26408 (All of Fabric 7 – Version 2.4.5)
Description	Rustlecraft is a server that encourages RP and friendly competition. PVP, stealing, and destruction are allowed. Player freedom is prioritized with options for both cozy and dangerous gameplay.
Additional Information	https://discord.gg/XwPwZhDN

FAQs

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Indiscriminate griefing is not allowed. The server aims to maintain a fun and dynamic environment, not one filled with destruction.

Q: Are there specific rules regarding player conduct?

A: Yes, the server strictly enforces rules against harassment, the use of slurs, and hate symbols. An inclusive and safe environment is prioritized.

Q: How long has the server been active and what is the current player traffic?

A: The server has been around for about a month, and the player traffic is relatively low at the moment. Joining now won’t put you behind most players.