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| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 8038 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8917 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 65 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking creepers, and a secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Pig into battle against an army of evil villagers.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the most skilled players have been known to rage quit. But hey, at least you’ll get a participation trophy made out of enchanted golden carrots!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
