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GemCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, animation, Anime, Character development, critique, Decline, Disappointment, discussion, Downfall, fan reaction, Fandom, GemCraft, Houseki no Kuni, long tail, Manga, Minecraft, opinion, pacing, Plot, review, Server, stop being good, storytelling

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7608
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Alien Abductions:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Farms Harvested:	501	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where houseki no kuni is the law of the land. That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops – on our server, you’ll be mining for precious gemstones and battling it out with humanoid gemstone creatures!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where houseki no kuni is actually a paradise where gems frolic in the sun all day long. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your spot in this glittering utopia?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most gem-tastic Minecraft adventure of your life!

The Grim SMP Matchdown

grim, grim match, long tail tags, match, Matchdown, smp

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – where the only rule is that there are no rules! Join us if you dare to face the wrath of the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it once defeated an entire army of diamond-clad players with just a single peck.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Legend has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up flooding the entire server with them – talk about a mining disaster!

If you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our treacherous parkour course, where players must navigate through a maze of lava pits and TNT traps to reach the coveted prize at the end – a block of dirt. Trust us, it’s worth it.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a pumpkin on your head for protection? Only on the grim match, where madness reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination. Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Stepmom Smackdown Minecraft Server

alienation, biological mom, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, Hospital, love, loyalty, Minecraft, parenting, relationships, Respect, Server, shared custody, SmackDown, stepmom, stepmother, surgery, teenager

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of dealing with pushy stepmothers who think they can replace your real mom? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no stepmothers allowed, especially ones who demand to be called “mom” or “mama”. Join us and build a world where you can tell your stepmother she’ll always live in your mom’s shadow, just like in real life! Plus, we have epic battles and adventures that will make you forget all about family drama. So come join us and let’s show those stepmothers who’s boss in the virtual world!

NoMoreHubbyMess

Boundaries, cleaning, clutter, Communication, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, emotional labor, Expectations, family dynamics, Gender Roles, household chores, household responsibilities, husband and wife, Marriage, NoMoreHubbyMess, organization, parenting, relationships, Resentment, self-care, working parents

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4204
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Are you tired of cleaning up after everyone in your house? Do you feel like a maid instead of a mom? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about clutter or mess. No more picking up after your husband or kids, just pure creative freedom. And the best part? You can make your husband clean up after himself in the game too! Watch as he struggles to put his virtual clothes in the hamper, just like in real life.

But beware, if you don’t clean up after yourself in the game, your virtual husband might get mad at you too! So come join us and let off some steam in a world where you can finally be selfish and put yourself first. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

WorkPetPeevesMC SMP

annoying coworkers, constant interruptions, excessive meetings, favoritism, gossiping, Incompetence, lack of appreciation, lack of communication, lack of organization, lack of punctuality, lack of teamwork, laziness, micromanagement, Negativity, office politics, passive aggressiveness, pet peeve, poor hygiene, smp, unprofessional behavior, work, WorkPetPeevesMC

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6772
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Tired of boring old work? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not dealing with annoying coworkers! Say goodbye to office drama and hello to building epic structures with your new virtual buddies. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds. So why waste your time at a desk when you could be crafting your way to victory on our server? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

CreeperCringeCraft

#oops moment, awkward, awkward encounter, awkward moment, blunder, CreeperCringeCraft, cringe, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing story, faux pas, funny, Humiliation, mistake, mortifying, Public, public mishap, Red-faced, regret, shame, social faux pas, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2686
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive all your most embarrassing moments in a virtual world!

Join us and experience the thrill of recreating that time you tripped and fell in front of your crush, or the time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a special “Awkward Dance Battle” mini-game where you can show off your best moves while trying to avoid stepping on your own feet.

So come on down and join us for a hilariously cringeworthy time! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

MissileCraft: Zelenskyy’s Blast!

ballistic missile, blast, Conflict, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, international relations, Military, military advancement, missile testing, MissileCraft, national defense, Politics, SECURITY, Successful, Technology, test, Ukraine, ukraine news, War, zelenskyy, Zelenskyy administration, Zelenskyys

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3202
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch ballistic missiles like zelenskyy in ukraine! we blow up creepers and zombies with style, just like a boss! if you want to feel the thrill of launching missiles and causing chaos, this is the place to be! plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long. so come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

Blocky911: Never Forget!

9/11, american history, anniversary, Blocky911, collective memory, emotional memory, forget, generation gap, historical event, long-lasting impact, memorial, memorialization, national tragedy, national unity, Never forget, Remembrance, September 11th, terrorist attack, tragic event, US population, young generation, younger generation

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2409
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

haha u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even the creepers are shakin in their square lil boots. we got pigs flyin, chickens doin backflips, and cows breakdancing.

remember that time when a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started ruling over the server? yea, that happened here.

oh and did i mention the time when a group of players discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds, but it was guarded by a pack of evil bunnies armed with carrot swords? yea, that happened too.

so if u wanna experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventures of ur life, then u gotta join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u get killed by a dancing cow, then u might regret it a little.

MiCraft: Brainwave Edition

Advanced technology, brain activity, brain-computer interface, brainwave, Edition, high accuracy, high performance, innovative technology, low power, medical device, MiBMI, Micraft, Miniaturized Brain-Machine Interface, neural activity, neural decoding, neural signals, neuroengineering, neuroprosthetics, Neurorehabilitation, neurotechnology, small size, text translation, versatile solution

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN DIS WACKY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S GOT A HIGH-PERFORMANCE, MINIATURIZED BRAIN-MACHINE INTERFACE! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! WE GOT AN 8MM2, LOW-POWER, HIGHLY ACCURATE (91% YO) SOLUTION TO TRANSLATE NEURAL ACTIVITY TO TEXT!

IMAGINE BUILDING A CASTLE WITH JUST YO BRAIN WAVES, NO NEED FOR HANDS, JUST THINK IT AND IT’LL HAPPEN! U CAN BE THE MASTER BUILDER WITHOUT EVEN LIFTING A FINGER!

SO COME JOIN US ON DIS CRAZY SERVER AND LET’S SEE WHAT KINDA INSANE STUFF WE CAN CREATE WITH OUR MINDS! LET’S GET WILD AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER! YOLO, AMIRITE?

Reyvadin Towny: Where even creepers pay their rent! SEMI-VANILLA, NEW, Public, Java

Casino, Community, CREEPERS, custom fishing, Development, dwarfism, Economy, Enjoy, Features, invite, java, Land claiming, Map, Market system, Minecraft, Pay, Players, Public, Rent, rentable properties, Reyvadin, Seasons, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, Speedrunning, Towny, TOXIC

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9120
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Runes Activated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Towny	A way of land claiming
Economy	We have a custom “stock” like market system for item prices
Custom fishing	All fishes being textured
Casino	Enjoy a game of chance
Seasons	Experience different seasons on the server
Rentable properties	Properties that can be rented by players
Dwarfism	Unique in-game feature

If you are convinced then we’ll be waiting for you at:

IP: reyvadin.com (Website coming soon)
Map: map.reyvadin.com
Discord: discord.reyvadin.com

Our mentality when it comes to server development is: We try our best to not force features on players, we would like everyone the chance to decide what they want to use and what not!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP: reyvadin.com in the Minecraft multiplayer menu.
Is the server modded or vanilla?	The server is mostly vanilla with some custom features and plugins.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a pleasant gaming experience for all players. They can be found on our website or in-game.