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SingleCraft SMP

DATING, Honesty, introspection, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-empowerment, Single life, SingleCraft, smp

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1382
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magic Items Found:	4748
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Lol, bruh, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF. We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, bro! And the mobs? They drop enchanted golden apples like candy, no cap. Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can summon dragons to do your bidding.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn town is actually a secret underground disco club where you can party with villagers all night long. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like llama racing and chicken jousting. It’s wild, man.

So, why are you single? Because you haven’t joined this epic Minecraft SMP yet, duh. Trust me, once you’re part of our wacky community, you’ll be drowning in Minecraft girlfriends. So what are you waiting for, bro? Join now and let the chaos begin!

AloneCraft: Weird & Wild Stories

alone, AloneCraft, BIZARRE, chilling, creepy, eerie, Experience, funny, Ghostly, home alone, House, odd, Paranormal, peculiar, spooky, Stories, strange, Supernatural, unexplained, UNUSUAL, weird, Wild

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3334
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Astral Projections Made:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of being home alone and having boring experiences? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice up your life! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre encounters. From encountering a talking cow that gives you fashion advice to stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers, you never know what you’ll find on our server. So come on in and join the fun – you won’t regret it!

Tik Tok Brain Rot Craft

addiction, behavioral patterns, Brain, brain activity, brain rot, cerebellum, cognitive function, Craft, Digital Media, emotional regulation, mental health, neuroscience, orbitofrontal cortex, research, reward processing, Rot, short video addiction, social media, social-networking, structural differences, study, Technology, TIK, tik tok, TOK

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4935
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE TURN YOUR BRAIN INTO MUSH JUST LIKE TIK TOK! OUR PLAYERS HAVE SO MUCH FUN THAT THEIR BRAINS ARE LITERALLY CHANGING SHAPE!

WHY JOIN? WELL, BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS SO ADDICTIVE THAT YOUR BRAIN WILL LIGHT UP LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE! YOU’LL FEEL ALL THE EMOTIONS AND REWARDS WHILE BUILDING EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS!

PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO MAKE YOUR ORBITOFRONTAL CORTEX AND CEREBELLUM GO WILD! WHO NEEDS A NORMAL BRAIN ANYWAY? JOIN US AND LET YOUR BRAIN ROT IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE!

Rode SMP

Adventure, anti-grief, Auction, building, commands, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Events, Exploration, Faction, Friends, Fun, Giveaways, Land Claim, Minigames, Parkour, player-friendly, Plugins, PvP, Ranks, Roleplay, Shop, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4379
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Villages Defended:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Want to play a server that has an anti-grief plugin, millions of selections in a shop, a economy-friendly player server, in a ingame auction, daily giveaways, and events?

This server is not p2w and theres nothing to spend money on! You can even get free ranks by just playing the server! Such as /heal, /fly commands!

This server is perfect for friends, there is land claim, and many other features to ensure your having a great time. There are many things to explore, and many things to do in Rode, give it a try!

play.rodesmp.net:26736

Feminine Adventure 1.21.4

1.21.4, acceptance, Adventure, agree, BIRTHDAYS, celebration, Communication, disagreement, Diversity, equality, FAGGOT, female, feminine, gender, judgement, offensive language, opinion, perspective, Respect, sensitivity, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4621
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Animals Bred:	26
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Farms Harvested:	951
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Dragon Scales Harvested:	115	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta check it out cuz it’s like, totally lit, ya know? Like, this server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality and stuff.

We got like, the most insane builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen. Plus, the community is so wild, you’ll be laughing your ass off all day long.

And get this, we don’t celebrate birthdays like some faggot, we celebrate them like total badasses. So if you wanna join a server that’s gonna blow your mind and make you question everything you know, then come on over and join the madness. You won’t regret it, bro.

MovingOutMC Server

anger management, Autonomy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, conservative values, Cultural differences, Decision making, emotional boundaries, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, interfaith relationships, loyalty, moving out, MovingOutMC, parental approval, parental expectations, personal growth, relationships, Religion, Self Discovery, Server, support system

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6683
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Towns Built:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

Are you tired of family drama and need a break from the chaos? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of blocky adventures and escapades!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your mom’s rules or your dad’s explosive arguments. Let your creativity run wild as you create the ultimate love nest for you and your pixelated partner!

Join us for a chance to escape the drama and build a new life for yourself in the virtual world. Who needs real-life problems when you can have fun in Minecraft? Plus, we promise no one will block you or call your sister to tattle on you here!

So, leave the family drama behind and join our server for a hilarious and drama-free experience. Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate escape from real-life craziness? Let’s block out the negativity and build a brighter future together!

HangryCraft

city dining, customer behavior, customer service, dining experience, dining out, Etiquette, family owned, food service, Greek cuisine, HangryCraft, Hospitality, opening hours, opening time, owner-operated, Restaurant, Restaurant (Industry), restaurant etiquette, Small Business, Staff Members, Timing, vegetarian options

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	675
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Magic Items Found:	2553
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	New Chunks Explored:	505457

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as quirky as a Greek restaurant owner who thinks 10:15 is still too early? Look no further! Our server is run by a family of two, just like that restaurant, and our owner is as strict about timing as they come. Join us for the ultimate challenge of timing your gameplay perfectly to please our owner!

But wait, there’s more! Just like how you shouldn’t go to a restaurant 15 minutes before closing, we have our own rules – you can’t join 15 minutes after opening! It’s a test of your punctuality and dedication to the game. Plus, rumor has it that if you manage to join at the perfect time, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle the owner in a virtual kitchen showdown!

So if you’re up for a challenge and want to experience the madness of a Greek restaurant opening time in Minecraft form, come join us on our server. Just make sure you’re not a minute early or a minute late – the owner is watching!

DairyDadGoneMIA Minecraft SMP

Dads, dairy products, DairyDadGoneMIA, dietary restrictions, digestive issues, family, Father, Fatherhood, food allergies, grocery shopping, health conditions, lactose intolerance, lactose intolerance symptoms, lactose intolerant, lactose sensitivity, lactose-free, lactose-free alternatives, lactose-free diet, lactose-free products, Minecraft, parenting, shopping list, smp

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	90686
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds.

Join our SMP and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with all the diamonds you could ever dream of, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition – it’s a sight to behold.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Milkman, who delivers milk to all the lactose intolerant dads out there. He’s a hero in a cow costume, riding a giant milk carton through the skies. And if you can find him, he’ll grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more milk).

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

RegretCraft

Apology, communication mishap, EMBARRASSMENT, faux pas, filter your words, foot in mouth, mistake, regret, RegretCraft, regretful words, remorse, retract statement, social blunder, think before you speak, verbal apology, verbal blunder, verbal gaffe, verbal mistake, verbal regret, verbal slip, Wishful thinking

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1106
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8318	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of boring!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond chicken that lays blocks of diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it, whoever finds this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the infamous Creeper King, who rules over the land with an iron fist… or should we say, a green, explosive fist. Will you challenge his rule and claim the title of Creeper Slayer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer! Just be careful what you say, you never know when a mischievous Enderman might be listening… 😉

SnipeCraft Minecraft Server

battlefield experience, Combat Training, combat training exercises, Conflict Resolution, Finnish armed forces, Finnish military, lessons learned, long range shooting, marksmanship, military education, military intelligence, Military operations, military tactics, military technology, Minecraft, precision shooting, Revamps, Server, SnipeCraft, sniper training, tactical skills, war in Ukraine, warfare strategies

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5396
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

yo, so like, this server is legit like the Finnish military but in Minecraft form, bruh. we got snipers training like they in war in Ukraine, but like, with blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna learn how to be a pro sniper without even leaving your house, man. plus, we got secret missions and hidden treasures that only the most skilled players can find. come join the fun and become a Minecraft sniper legend, bro!