Bloons Baby Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LoveCraftedLlamas

anger management, Angry, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Closure, Communication, emotions, forgiveness, former love, healing, HEARTBREAK, introspection, LoveCraftedLlamas, moving on, questions, reconciliation, reddit, Reflection, relationship, Self Discovery

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of getting ghosted by your former love and left with burning questions? Join our Minecraft server and ask them all the ridiculous questions you want! Want to know why they never returned your diamond pickaxe? Or why they built a secret base with someone else behind your back? Our server is the perfect place to confront your ex-lover in the most hilarious and absurd ways possible. Join now for a chance to get closure and maybe even a laugh or two!

CraftyMillionaire

aged well, Barenaked Ladies, Canadian Band, CraftyMillionaire, Currency, DEVALUATION, economic trends, Economy, Financial, Financial Planning, humor, inflation, Lyrics, million dollars, MONEY, Music, Nostalgia, popular culture, song, wealth, wealth disparity

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we got diamonds raining from the sky like confetti at a party. you wanna know why you should join? well let me tell you, we got a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. and guess what? they can talk! they’ll tell you jokes that will make you pee your pants (in a good way, of course).

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of gold blocks? yeah, that’s right. you can ride that bad boy while sippin’ on a potion of invisibility.

but wait, there’s more! we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with giant emeralds. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions that will make you fly like a majestic unicorn.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most absurdly awesome minecraft adventure of your life!

QuantumCraftingMindz

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5122
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders out there! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame quests and basic gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join us on our server where we are testing the wild theory that quantum processes create conscious experience in Minecraft. That’s right, we’re taking Minecraft to a whole new level of weirdness and wackiness.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you start questioning the nature of reality. Or maybe you’re building a castle and you swear you can hear the blocks talking to you. It’s a trip, man.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to meet the elusive Quantum Pig, who is said to possess the power of infinite bacon. Yes, you heard that right. Infinite. Bacon.

So come on down to our server and let’s see if we can unlock the secrets of the universe together. Who knows, you might just come out of it with a new understanding of life, the universe, and everything. Or you might just end up with a bunch of bacon. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

The Gaming crib

Community, Crib, Cross-Play, Gaming, Join, Minecraft, Rewards, Server, smp, Survival, Versions, Vote

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8147
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

This is a Survival minecraft smp that is cross-play and available on many minecraft versions come join now and make sure to vote every day because there are rewards for doing that 😉

thegamingcrib.minesmp.me:19132

Surviving with Style: Not-So-Vanilla, Kinda-Hardcore, Slightly New Map, PvP Fun!

admins, Bases, Claims, commands, Discord, Farms, Fun, Hardcore, Ip:, Journey, KindaHardcore, Map, Minecraft, Moderators, NotSoVanilla, Public, PvP, Semi Vanilla, Server, slightly, Space, Style, Survival, Surviving, Trade, Trailer, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Details
Server IP	mc.classicsurvival.net
Discord	discord.gg/classicsurvival
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla survival
Features	/tpa, /home commands; no claims or rules against pvp/griefing
Map Size	200,000 blocks across

Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is Classic Survival?

Classic Survival is a semi-vanilla survival server with simple commands, no claims, and no rules against pvp/griefing.

2. When was Classic Survival founded?

Classic Survival was founded in February of 2020.

3. Are there any protections on the server?

Spawn is a protected area for trading, but once outside of spawn, there are no claims.

4. Is there a team to ensure fair play?

Yes, there is a team of moderators and admins to ensure fair play and prevent unfair advantages.

5. When was the server’s map last updated?

The server has reopened with a brand new map since August 2nd 2024.

Isekai Overload Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Universe, Anime, Characters, creativity, Different Realms, Diversity, escapism, FANTASY, innovation, isekai, Lack of, Magic, Minecraft, OTHERWORLDLY, over saturation, OVERLOAD, parallel worlds, reverse isekai, Server, storytelling, too many, trend

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Potions Brewed:	87	Players Killed by Monsters:	9303

Are you tired of watching the same old Isekai shows where the protagonist gets transported to a fantasy world? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! On our server, we specialize in Reverse Isekai adventures where fantasy creatures get transported to the real world – specifically, the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us as we witness unicorns trying to navigate the complexities of modern technology, dragons causing chaos in the local village, and elves attempting to blend in with the regular Steve and Alex players. Who knows what kind of wacky hijinks will ensue when fantasy meets reality in the most unexpected of ways!

So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us on our Reverse Isekai server. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cat or discover a hidden portal to the land of magical llamas! Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life – join now!

FutureCraft SMP – The Future is Now

achievement, AMBITION, aspirations, destiny, determination, dreams, fulfillment, Future, FutureCraft, inspiration, life goals, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self-empowerment, self-realization, smp, success

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3314
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Towns Built:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where the pigs ride the players, the creepers throw parties, and the villagers are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can make all your wildest dreams come true. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted toilet that teleports you to a magical land filled with talking llamas and dancing pandas.

So why wait? Join us on this crazy journey and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep). This is your future, and it’s going to be epic!

ImpulsiveSteve – Minecraft SMP

acting on impulse, acting without thinking, Decision making, emotional reactions, impulse control, impulsive actions, impulsive behavior, impulsive behavior consequences, impulsive behavior definition, impulsive behavior disorder, impulsive behavior examples, impulsive behavior in adults, impulsive behavior psychology, impulsive choices, impulsive decisions, impulsive reactions, ImpulsiveSteve, impulsivity, Minecraft, rash decisions, regret, smp, spontaneity

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9803
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Dragons Tamed:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Picture this: a world where the only rule is to be as impulsive as humanly possible. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like starting a llama army to take over the server? Why not! The possibilities are endless when you join our wacky and wild SMP.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Impulse Gang, a group of players who are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. From pranking each other with exploding chickens to hosting impromptu dance parties in the middle of nowhere, you never know what the Impulse Gang will get up to next.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, look no further. Join us today and embrace your impulsive side like never before!

SnackCraft – Midnight Munchies

Appetite, comfort, comfort food, cravings, DELICIOUS, drink, Favorite, Food, go to, guilty pleasure, Hunger, indulgence, late night, midnight, midnight snack, Munchies, refreshment, satisfaction, snack time, SnackCraft, Tasty, Treats

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5257
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Void Gems Collected:	40
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Animals Bred:	105	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a secret midnight snack room where you can chow down on enchanted golden apples and drink potions of invisibility while battling creepers in the dark. Trust us, you’ve never experienced hunger like this before! Join us and satisfy your cravings for adventure and snacks like never before.

HotMessCraft

climate change, environmental impact, Europe, extreme weather, Fatalities, heat-related deaths, heat-related illnesses, heatwave, heatwave awareness, heatwave consequences, heatwave deaths, heatwave effects, heatwave emergency, heatwave preparedness, heatwave prevention, heatwave report, heatwave response, heatwave statistics, HotMessCraft, mortality, public health

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3520
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Emeralds Found:	3062	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

lol join our minecraft server becuz we got more people dying of heat than europe!!! like, u think europe is hot? nah fam, our server is on fire literally. we got lava pits everywhere and u gotta dodge them like u dodging ur ex’s texts. plus, we got a secret underground city where u can find hidden treasures and rare items. but be careful, cuz the mobs down there are no joke. so if u wanna test ur survival skills and see if u can handle the heat, join our server now! u won’t regret it… unless u die from heat stroke lol.