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Homo Parasite Minecraft Co.

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8399
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Animals Bred:	150	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you fed up with pesky homo parasites causing drama on your Minecraft server? Look no further, because on our server, these troublemakers are banned faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we rid the world of all drama llamas. Plus, rumor has it that our server is secretly run by a group of sassy llamas who love to party and pull pranks on unsuspecting players. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and show those homo parasites who’s boss!

SheCraft: Literally Me in Female Form Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6706
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Zombie Dances:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because we have the perfect solution for you! Introducing the most hilarious, outrageous, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever come across.

Picture this: a world where pigs fly, villagers break out into dance parties, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Yes, you heard that right. This server is so wild and unpredictable, you’ll never know what crazy antics await you around every corner.

Oh, and did we mention the owner of this server is basically a female version of you? That’s right, she’s got the same sense of humor, the same love for all things absurd, and the same insatiable thirst for adventure. Joining this server is basically like entering a parallel universe where hilarity reigns supreme.

So why waste another minute on those boring vanilla servers when you could be joining us on our zany Minecraft escapades? Trust us, once you experience the sheer ridiculousness of this server, you’ll never want to play anywhere else. Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

UnicornCraftX – PVP, Unicorn Army, Build Battles, Survival Mode – Join Now for Epic Adventures!

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9458
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of living in a boring, normal Minecraft world where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to our server where you can become the ultimate unicorn overlord! Ride on majestic rainbow unicorns, spread glitter and rainbows wherever you go, and command a herd of magical creatures to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! Join us for epic unicorn battles where you use your unicorn powers to defeat your enemies in the most fabulous way possible. You’ll also have the chance to discover hidden unicorn realms filled with treasures and secrets that will make you the envy of all other players.

So why join our server? Because where else can you become a mythical unicorn overlord and rule over a world of sparkles and rainbows? Don’t miss out on the most whimsical and ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life!

”YASSSS Queen Minecraft”

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6204
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	980723
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old run-of-the-mill gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the absolute chaos of trying to survive in a world filled with flying llamas that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Don’t worry, though, because you can tame them and ride them into battle against a horde of zombie Elvis impersonators.

But wait, that’s not all! Our server also has the rarest of rare items like diamond-encrusted armor that turns you into a disco ball, making you the life of the party wherever you go. And let’s not forget about the secret underground dance parties where you can show off your best creeper-inspired dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies armed with explosive carrots – they’re no joke!

CraftyWarriors – Total LOLZ General Server! Best players + TOP memes + Epic battles. Join NOW!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2485
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Welcome to our magical girl edition Minecraft server, where you can transform into your very own sparkly, powerful magical girl! 🦄💫 Join us for epic adventures and quests that will make Sailor Moon jealous! Here are some outrageous reasons why you should join our server:

1. Roll the dice on our 1d6chan and see what magical powers you’ll gain! Will you shoot rainbow lasers from your wand or summon a herd of unicorns to ride into battle? The options are endless!

2. Total War: Warhammer III has nothing on our server’s epic battles! Watch out for the Tamurkhan boss, he’s a real party pooper. But don’t worry, our Hotfix 4.2.3 will keep the magic flowing smoothly.

3. Dive into Total War: Pharaoh and rule over ancient Egypt as a fierce magical ruler. Patch notes are as ancient as the pyramids, but we promise it’s worth it! Plus, the Pharaoh Assembly Kit will let you create your own magical monuments.

4. Don’t forget our older titles on Steam, where you can relive the magic of Total War in all its glory. Who needs modern graphics when you’ve got the power of imagination and sparkles?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the magic begin! ✨🔮 #MagicalGirlPower #UnicornPartyKingdom

CraftyCreeperCuisine: Where we ask the tough questions like ‘does eating pussy give you throat cancer?’

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where we have the most insane and wild adventures waiting for you! And guess what? Eating pussy on our server actually GIVES you superpowers instead of throat cancer! That’s right, you’ll be zooming around like The Flash in no time after a good ol’ pussy feast. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server around! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Tonny’s Block Party – Your Daily Dose of Minecraft Madness! 🎮💥 #1 Server for LOLs and LOLS!

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4885
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of reading mangas that just abruptly end, leaving you feeling betrayed and confused? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from those dreadful endings! Join us and relive those questionable Japanese cartoon moments with a community that understands your pain and confusion.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to take revenge on that big fat faggot who sits there giving you that stupid look every single day. Build a virtual world where you can finally put that annoying faggot in its place…virtually, of course.

And if that’s not enticing enough, come and meet the Ichinose sisters and their talking cat, Tonnura-san (spoiler alert: their abusive mother is a lie). Discover the mysteries of this fat feline and how it changes the lives of these sisters forever. Maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the true meaning of family and friendship…or maybe not.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience all the absurdity, chaos, and laughter that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs a manga when you have virtual blocks to play with, right? See you in the virtual world, my friend!

MapleCraft: Eh? 🍁 Join the ‘Canada Thread’ Server for a Bootleg Adventure! 🎮 #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6338
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our pixelated Canadian girls reign supreme! Join us if you want to find the most beautiful and polite mobs in all of Minecraft. Our server is known for its abundance of maple syrup and hockey arenas where you can battle it out with your friends. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride polar bears through snow-covered forests and have epic Mountie vs Moose showdowns. So come on over, eh, and experience the true North strong and free in our Minecraft world!

MemeCraft World: ‘>be pajeet’ – Join the craze and mine with style! #lol #trendy #minecraft

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2789
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Are you tired of being a pajeet getting shit on for using a mac? Well, on our server, we reward you with $10k just for complaining about it! Join the Jeet Bros, where we lift you up higher than you could ever imagine – literally, you’ll be kneeling in disbelief at the craziness that awaits you on our server. So come on over and experience the wild ride of a lifetime!

LMAOcraft – Large Indies Global! Join the fun now, noobs welcome 😆🎮 #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9133
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Votes:	3356	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Welcome to our Dokiko Edition Minecraft server, where you can find, share, and discuss indie vtubers with an average of 500 viewers or more! Why join our server, you ask? Well, large indie vtubers may have more fans, but they are outnumbered by 2views by the thousands. This server is for the VIPs, no matter what language they stream in.

You can even shill your 499view oshi here, as long as you meet the minimal requirement of being a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers. Numbers don’t lie, so come join the fun and madness on our server!

In this wacky world of Minecraft, you’ll meet vtubers like Shylily, Bao, BuffPup, and more battling it out for the top spot. We’ve even got non-English vtubers like KSPKSP, orkpod, and akamikarubi bringing the international flair to the server.

We’ve got Twitch Clips guides, VOD archival guides, and even the infamous Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEXy fun. Plus, don’t miss out on our Chuuba Birthday Calendar and official /lig/ booru for all your vtuber needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become part of the wild world of indie vtubers! Don’t miss out on the duck antics on Dashducks’ stream either. See you in the server, VIPs!