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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 3258 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 1654 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.