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Blocky Battle Royale: When Steve Takes Gaming Too Seriously

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9313
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just follows the “competitive” meta like a sheep? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server for the most epic and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. We have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, dragons that can do the floss dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes instead of exploding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Disco Cave where all the mobs bust a move to the latest tunes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Don’t be a boring meta follower, be a trendsetter in our wacky and wild world. See you there, adventurer! 😜

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2123
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Buildings Constructed:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have God as our admin! Yes, you heard that right, the Almighty is running this server and he’s ready to intervene in all your Minecraft adventures.

For the past 200,000 years, God has been sitting back and watching humanity go through all sorts of chaos. But now, he’s decided to step in and create the most epic Minecraft world you’ve ever seen.

Join us for insane battles, hilarious quests, and divine intervention like you’ve never experienced before. Who needs to wait for the Second Coming when you can play on our server and have God himself watching over you?

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to play on a Minecraft server like no other. Join us now and let’s see what kind of miracles God has in store for you!

CraftyCreeperz – Where Fate Meets Blocks

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4713
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Void Armor Forged:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well, look no further because our server is literally the best place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with more adventure than a quest for diamonds in the Nether.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as epic as defeating the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs). They embarked on a journey to build the most epic castle ever seen, only to have it raided by a band of mischievous llamas (yes, llamas). But fear not, for our server is a place where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes reality.

So, what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret village of dancing parrots or discover a hidden treasure guarded by a squad of rebellious skeletons. The possibilities are endless, just like the number of times you’ll respawn after getting blown up by a sneaky creeper.

Join now and let the insanity begin! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamonds for good luck.

ListCraft: Where blocks come in ranked order

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4800	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	7843

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of lists! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. We have a list of every block in Minecraft – Yes, you heard that right! Want to know what block comes after Diamond Ore? We got you covered.

2. We have a list of every mob in the game – From Creepers to Endermen, we know them all. And we even have a ranking of the cutest mobs (spoiler alert: it’s the Pigs).

3. We have a list of every player who has ever joined our server – You could be immortalized in our Hall of Fame! Who wouldn’t want that kind of recognition?

4. We have a list of the craziest Minecraft stories – Like the time a player built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. True story.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of our epic list-loving community. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret list of hidden treasures in Minecraft. Only one way to find out!

Bonner’s Blocky Adventures

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	682
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	108
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	41	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join now for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious moments. Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to explode!

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is so awesome that even Notch himself plays on it? True story, he once built a giant statue of a diamond pickaxe just to show off!

And if you’re worried about things getting too intense, don’t worry. Our server is so safe that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare set foot on it. Seriously, he tried once and ended up getting pranked by a group of friendly villagers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pajeet’s Pixel Playground: No Googling Allowed

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3517
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the creepers exploding around you! But whatever you do, Don’t google Codex Pajeet II – trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you do!

Join us for a rollercoaster of chaos and laughter as you explore our vast world filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing llamas, and treasure chests overflowing with diamonds (and maybe a few surprises too)!

Our community is like no other, filled with friendly players who are always up for a challenge – whether it’s building a giant potato statue or defeating the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot (yes, it’s been done).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a mind-blowing, hilarious, and unforgettable experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, Don’t google Codex Pajeet II – unless you’re feeling brave!

WifeCraft: Because She’s a Diamond in the Rough!

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	666
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	86
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the sheep are so cool, they should be at 2 millie by now! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-spewing pigs and rainbow-colored creepers.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig and battle against a giant zombie with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the moonwalk.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

DebtCraft: Where even creepers can’t afford court fees!

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2200
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Star Shards Collected:	231
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Mines Excavated:	3429	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6186	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server!

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can go into debt due to court fees and even get cancer because you think it’s important to call out boomers cheating at Donkey Kong in the 1990s in your path!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous challenges. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the weirdness for yourself!

AbstinentCraft: No Coom for 2-3 Months Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1393
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Magic Items Found:	3824
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Farms Harvested:	515
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who hadn’t fapped or coomed for TWO WHOLE MONTHS! And on top of that, they stopped watching porn for a whole month! Can you believe it? This player realized that fapping wasn’t worth it and decided to stop.

It’s weird, right? Two months without porn or fapping? But this player didn’t care about the benefits, they just knew that if they fapped, they would be so down that they didn’t want to do it.

So, if you want to join a Minecraft server where players have the willpower of a superhero, then this is the place for you! Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs fapping when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Let’s do this!

Minecraft Madness: ‘/d2g/ – Dota 2 General’ Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Void Gems Collected:	28	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Alien Abductions:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rampage? Well, look no further, because our server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got dragons riding pigs, unicorns with laser eyes, and even a secret underground diamond disco party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, the mysterious player who can build a castle in 5 seconds flat and defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, always watch out for those sneaky creeper ninjas!