blood curling scream

• Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops when you defeat them in battle. So if you’re looking to bling out your gear, this is the place to be!

• We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor. It’s a wild time, trust us.

• Our server is actually built on the back of a giant turtle that roams the ocean, so you never know where you’ll end up next. It’s like a real-life game of Minecraft meets The Life of Pi.

• The villagers on our server have been known to break out into spontaneous musical numbers, complete with choreographed dance routines. It’s like living in a Minecraft version of High School Musical.

• We have a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power of flight for 30 seconds. It’s like having your own personal elytra, but way more delicious.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and epic, come join us and see what other wacky adventures await!