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DadCraft: Birthdays and Drama

Apology, BIRTHDAYS, brother, Conversation, cousins, DadCraft, Distance, Drama, Eva, family, Feedback, Grief, husband, Mental Wellbeing, miscarriage, mom, Playdate, Pregnancy, PROFESSIONAL, regret, Resentment, sister, Support

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2786
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	New Chunks Explored:	767315
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Void Gems Collected:	21	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5074	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild conversations just like the ones in the post above.

Need a break from your family drama? Look no further, our server is the perfect escape! We promise you won’t have to deal with any hormonal Eva’s or well-meaning but clueless moms here.

Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can build, explore, and maybe even work through your own family issues in a virtual world. Who needs therapy when you have our server?

So come on, hop on board and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, no matter what drama unfolds, we’ll always have each other’s backs in this crazy virtual world!

UkraineCraft: Zel&Aus vs. Trump

Alliance, Allies, Austin, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, FINAL, foreign policy, international relations, Meeting, Military, negotiations, president, Press, SECURITY, Support, trump, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united states, ZelAus, zelenskyy

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5551
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Secret Passages Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where zelenskyy and austin are the ultimate minecraft duo, fighting off creepers and zombies to protect ukraine! with their mad skills and epic builds, they will show trump the true power of friendship and teamwork in the world of blocks and pixels. join us now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions! who needs politics when you have minecraft? let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

EcoCraft Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, degen group, Degenerate, degeneration, EcoCraft, group activities, group behavior, Group Chat, group cohesion, group collaboration, group communication, Group Discussion, group dynamics, group formation, group interaction, group organization, group participation, group project, group study, group support, group therapy, group work, Haven

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a rainbow unicorn on steroids, with a side of bacon-flavored diamonds.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate in pixelated chaos and mayhem. We’ve got more mods than you can shake a creeper at, and our community is as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on Red Bull.

But wait, there’s more! We host epic events like building competitions where the prize is a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And our staff? They’re so awesome, they can tame a pack of zombie pigs with just a wink.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this rollercoaster ride of insanity and let’s make Minecraft great again! Or at least weirder.

BlockyBraidsAndBeards

black people, BlockyBraidsAndBeards, Braids, Cultural differences, Dreads, Grooming, guy, hair care, hair care routine, hair maintenance, hair products, hair styling, hair styling tips, hair techniques, hair texture, hair tips, hair type, maintenance, Rural, Styling, White

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6710
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	273
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7303	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Star Shards Collected:	84
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Gods Slained:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of your hair looking like a hot mess while playing Minecraft? Join our server and learn the secret techniques of black people’s hair care to keep your locks looking perfect to the skull! No more untangling and reworking your hair every week – just join us and level up your hair game like never before! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly hairstylist who will give you the trendiest hairdos in the virtual world. Don’t miss out on this hair-raising adventure!

DongCraft Minecraft Server

currency exchange, DongCraft, economic imbalance, Exports, global economy, import/export, international trade, Minecraft, Server, trade agreements, trade deficit impact, trade deficit increase, trade deficit with Vietnam, trade imbalance, trade negotiations, trade partnership, trade policy, trade relationship, trade surplus, US exports, US trade deficit, Vietnam, weak dong

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6994
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Crops Grown:	8889	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

come join our minecraft server and help us fix the us trade deficit with vietnam!!! our weak dong is boosting exports like crazy, we need all the help we can get to balance things out. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of such an outrageous economic adventure in the world of minecraft?! join us now and let’s make some virtual money moves together!

Trump’s Blocky Border Battle

battle, blocky, border, Conflict, Diplomacy, donald trump, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, kyiv, military aid, peace negotiations, Politics, president, security assistance, Support, Trumps, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, War Deadline, world news

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4794
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where donald trump himself is like, pushing back deadlines for wars in ukraine just to show support for kyiv? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where anything is possible, even world leaders getting involved in minecraft drama. who knows, maybe next week putin will be building a house next to u! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

Harvest SMP

anti cheat, Application Process, Biome, BUILD, Community, creative dimension, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Experience, Farm, Harvest, hermitcraft, Minecraft, Minigame, Plugins, Redstone, Relaxed, shopping district, smp, Whitelist

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Welcome to Harvest SMP!

We are a small, but growing, community of mature Minecraft players accepting of all build styles, technical know-how, and experience. We are at the very beginning of our newest season Harvest Season 4, and would like to invite you all to play!

Fundamentals of Harvest SMP

Our main priority in Harvest SMP is the community. Everyone who is a part of Harvest SMP is encouraged to participate in community events and contribute to community builds.

Features:

Hermitcraft-like experience	Datapacks and plugins for close to vanilla experience
Biome datapack	Blooming Biosphere datapack for enhanced biomes
Creative dimension	Explore and build creatively
Shopping district	Diamond based economy for trading
Minigame district	Hangout and have fun with mini-games

Whitelist Process

We have an application process in our Discord server. All players need to fill out an application before joining. This is to ensure a good fit for the community.

Join our Discord server to apply

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement for the server?	Yes, this is an 18+ server.
Can I join if I’m new to Minecraft?	Yes, all experience levels are welcome.
How often are community events held?	We try to have them as often as possible, given our team’s full-time commitments.
Are there any restrictions on building?	No, you are free to build as you wish.
What is the world border size?	We have one continent currently with plans to expand periodically.

Epic Clash Realm 1.20

beat em ups, beta builds, clash, cute girls manga, Epic, fig, fightan streams, fighting games, Fighting Idol Global, git gud, Glossary, hololive, Hololive Smash Clone, HoloXBreak, idol showdown, IDOLS, love, News, patch notes, Realm, seiso idols, tiermaker, Tigers, Vtubers

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6332
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Yo, so like, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s all about idol vtubers playing fighting games and beat em ups? It’s like a crazy mashup of cute idols and epic battles, bro.

Imagine building a shrine to your favorite idol while also battling it out in the arena. It’s like a virtual idol showdown, but with swords and pickaxes instead of microphones.

And if you’re feeling lonely, just hop on the server and ask for some gaming buddies. We got your back, fam.

Plus, we got all the latest updates on fighting games, idol showdowns, and even a glossary of fighting terms. You’ll be a pro in no time, dude.

So come join us on this wild ride of idols and love. No discords, no names, just pure chaotic fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s gooooo!

MemeReviverMC SMP

dead meme, early 2000s, iconic, internet culture, internet trends, meme comeback, Meme culture, meme evolution, meme history, meme nostalgia, meme renaissance, meme resurgence, meme resurrection, meme revival, meme trends, MemeReviverMC, Nostalgia, pop culture, smp, social media, Throwback, viral

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4003
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the dankest memes from the early 2000’s! Like, we have a whole section dedicated to reviving dead memes and making them even more cringey than before. Remember “all your base are belong to us”? Yeah, we have a whole base dedicated to that meme, complete with pixelated cats and broken English signs everywhere.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair where we reenact the “Numa Numa” dance on repeat for hours on end. It’s like a never-ending party down there, except with more blocky avatars and less rhythm.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant statue of the “Dancing Baby” from Ally McBeal that shoots fireworks out of its eyes every time someone joins the server. It’s like a welcoming party, but with more explosions and less cake.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey filled with nostalgia, cringe, and questionable meme choices. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

CraftyFails: NoDrinkingAllowed

achievement, Challenges, Commitment, CraftyFails, determination, discipline, Failed, Failure, Goal, habits, Improvement, motivation, NoDrinkingAllowed, perseverance, personal growth, progress, resilience, resolution, resolutions_failed, self improvement, setback, success

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2950
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dimension Hops:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	108	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Are you tired of failing at your New Year’s resolutions already? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and let go of all your failed resolutions in a virtual world where anything is possible.

Need to quit eating junk food? No problem! Just trade in those virtual cookies for some virtual carrots and you’ll be on your way to a healthier lifestyle in no time.

Trying to exercise more? Easy peasy! Just run around our virtual world collecting resources and building epic structures. You’ll be breaking a sweat in no time, all while having a blast!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to all your failed resolutions. Who needs real-life goals when you can have virtual ones that are way more fun?