#BlondeThief Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LOLcraft – Dokibird Central

#BlondeThief, #DetectivePomu, #DriftAwayCover, #FinalHeistMV, #FlyHigh, #HeartofGold, #JoyfulLaughter, #LastCupofCoffee, #MysteryGame, #OPSauce, #SelenTatsukiArchives, #SillyEdition, #TwitchChannel, #VODChannel, central, Dokibird, LolCraft, onlineshop, originalsong, SelenTatsuki, twitter, Youtubechannel

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1571
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there? Well, look no further because this server is run by none other than the lovable Blonde Thief with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold! Why should you join, you ask? Let me give you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is filled with crazy antics and silly shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. 2. We have a dedicated Youtube channel where you can watch all the wacky adventures unfold in real-time. 3. Want to catch the action live? Check out our Twitch channel for some live streams that will leave you in stitches. 4. Can’t get enough of the madness? We have a VOD channel where you can rewatch all the chaos whenever you want. 5. Follow us on Twitter for even more outrageous updates and sneak peeks into what’s coming next. 6. And if you want to show off your love for the server, check out our shop for some epic merch that will make you stand out in any crowd.

But wait, there’s more! We even have our own original songs and music videos that will have you dancing in your seat. And don’t forget to play Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery for a thrilling adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SoberCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, depression, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, hobbies, meditation, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, non-drinker, non-smoker, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self help, self-care, smp, SoberCraft, stress relief, support system, Therapy

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Void Gems Collected:	36
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds and mines all day? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for people who don’t drink and smoke to let loose and have some fun!

When you’re feeling down, instead of reaching for a bottle or a joint, come join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got crazy challenges, wacky events, and even a secret underground dance party where the only rule is to have a good time.

So if you’re looking for a place to escape from the pressures of the real world and just let loose with a bunch of like-minded players, then come join us on our server. Who needs alcohol and cigarettes when you’ve got diamond swords and creepers to blow up? Let’s get this party started, Minecraft style!

Trump’s 2-Year Immigration Fail

2year, Accountability, border security, debate, democrats, Fail, Government, House, immigration, immigration reform, inaction, leadership, legislative gridlock, partisanship, policy, political strategy, Politics, Presidency, REFORM, Senate, trump, Trumps, White House

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5392
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Runes Activated:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Tired of boring politics? Join our Minecraft server where we promise to have more action than Trump did on immigration during his presidency! We’ve got a White House, a House, and a Senate all ready for you to take charge and make some real changes. Plus, our community is full of Democrats who are ready to debate and discuss all things politics while building epic structures and battling mobs. So why wait? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

LebCraft BoomTime

BoomTime, LebCraft

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2732
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	344	Votes:	4111
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Yo, ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with infinite chicken nuggets for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it he’s got some sick dance moves and loves to challenge players to a game of musical minecarts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Page Me in Minecraft

ALERT, Beep, Buzz, Communication, Connection, Contact, digital communication, instant messaging, long distance, Messaging, Minecraft, Nostalgia, notify, old school, page, page someone, pager, reach out, stay in touch, staying connected., Technology, virtual communication

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7455
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building some epic structures, when all of a sudden, you get a message from your friend saying “hey, come join me on this server!” and you’re like “sure, why not?” but little did you know, this server is like, the most insane, crazy, off-the-wall server you’ve ever seen.

like, for real, on this server, “to page someone” has suddenly taken on a whole new meaning. instead of just sending a message, you actually get teleported to their location in the game. so, like, you could be mining in a cave and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant castle, or you could be building a house and get transported to the top of a mountain.

but that’s not even the craziest part. on this server, there are secret hidden portals that lead to different dimensions. one minute you’re in the regular minecraft world, and the next minute you’re in a world made entirely of candy, or a world where everything is upside down.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and constantly surprise you, then you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Brain-Gut Connection Craft

brain-gut connection, BrainGut, Connection, Craft, gut health, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, holistic health, immune function, immune system, mental health, microbiology, microbiome research, microbiota, mind-body connection, neuroscience, psychological states, psychological well-being, research, Stress Management, stress-related health conditions, study

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8488
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magic Items Found:	7723	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a brain-gut connection that will blow your mind! imagine playing minecraft and suddenly your gut microbiome is like “hey, let’s build a castle together!” and your immune system is like “heck yeah, let’s do this!”

we have insane builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to another dimension. not to mention, our community is so supportive that we will literally fight off any stress-related health conditions that come your way.

so what are you waiting for? join us and let’s explore the depths of minecraft while also exploring the depths of our gut microbiome. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust us.

Veldt Survival

Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Dive into a world where classic Minecraft survival meets exciting new features! We deliver a semi-vanilla experience that maintains the core gameplay you love while introducing thoughtful enhancements. Our server is designed to be non-pay-to-win, ensuring that everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive, regardless of their contributions.

Enjoy a balanced economy where every player’s efforts and achievements matter. Our active and friendly staff are always here to help, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience. As well, Join us for regular events that bring our community together and add a touch of adventure to your survival journey.

Join Veldt Survival today!

play.veldtsurvival.com

Astoria KitPvP

1.8, Arena, armor kits, Astoria KitPvP, auction house, Combat, Economy, Enchanted Golden Apples, Enchantments, experience points, KitPvP, Minecraft, personal vaults, Potions, PvP, PvP enthusiasts, Resource Management, Server, shop system, strategic combat, Tipped arrows, weapons

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5788	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9678	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Astoria KitPvP (astoria.fun)

Astoria is a dynamic Minecraft KitPvP server that embraces the classic 1.8-style PvP combat in a sprawling custom-designed arena.

Players can equip themselves through the server’s extensive shop system, offering a variety of armor kits, weapons, and essential support items like enchanted golden apples, potions, and tipped arrows. For those looking to power up further, there’s a dedicated shop for purchasing enchantments and experience points.

The server’s robust economy allows players to trade and profit by buying and selling items in an auction house. To store their valuable gear and loot, each player has access to personal vaults. With an emphasis on strategic combat and resource management, Astoria provides a thrilling experience for PvP enthusiasts.

IP: astoria.fun

astoria.fun

Baby Love Minecraft Server

adoption, baby, biological instinct, child care, Cultural differences, emotional attachment, family dynamics, identity issues, Interracial Relationships, love, love for children, Minecraft, non White nannies, non-white women, parenting, racial stereotypes, raising children, Server, social status, societal norms, successful White couples, wealthy class, white babies

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7709
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	201	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where White couples hire non White nannies to raise their children in-game. Watch as the nannies treat the kids like their own and wish they were biologically theirs – it’s a virtual soap opera like you’ve never seen before! Join now for a chance to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a part of it yourself. Who needs diamonds when you have scandalous family dynamics to explore?

”It’s Finally Happening Minecraft SMP”

Advanced technology, cutting-edge technology, Finally, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gaming Enthusiasts, gaming experience, gaming gear, Graphics Card, Happening, hardware upgrade, high performance, long awaited, Minecraft, New Release, next generation, nvidia, PC Gaming, powerful GPU, rtx 5090, smp, Technology, upcoming release, Upgrade

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8926
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Divine Spears Created:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before on our server! With the upcoming release of the RTX 5090, you’ll be able to see every block in stunning, crystal-clear detail. Say goodbye to those blurry pixels and hello to ultra-realistic sheep wool!

Join our SMP for the chance to win your very own RTX 5090 by participating in our weekly building competitions. Build the most epic roller coaster or create a pixel art masterpiece of your favorite meme for a chance to win big!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay diamond eggs. Will you be the one to find this mythical beast and claim its riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Upgrade your gaming experience and join our server today for a chance to win big prizes, encounter legendary creatures, and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyWifeMC Server

birthday gift, birthday present, Book, christmas gift, Communication Issues, CraftyWifeMC, fabric bookmarks, gift giving, homemade bookmarks, homemade gift, homemade wife, income difference, Jerk, MONEY, Personal preferences, Preferences, scarf, Server, ungrateful, unwanted gift, Wife, wooden bookmarks

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9334
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	1698
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Votes:	6158
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your homemade gift-giving wife? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy ride filled with unexpected surprises and homemade goodies that you never asked for!

Forget about getting what you actually want, because on our server, you’ll only receive the most unique and personalized gifts – whether you like it or not! Just like the fabric bookmarks that our players receive instead of the books they asked for. But hey, who needs a book when you can have a one-of-a-kind bookmark, right?

Join now and experience the thrill of constantly being surprised by homemade gifts that may or may not match your preferences. And if you dare to speak up about it, be prepared for a fight that will rival the intensity of a creeper explosion! So come on, join our server and embrace the chaos of unexpected presents and heated arguments – it’s a gift that keeps on giving!