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LostSteve Minecraft Server

confusion, Desperation, emotional turmoil, Heartache, hopelessness, long lost love, longing, lost connection, lost in memories, LostSteve, Love Lost, Minecraft, missing person, Reminiscing, searching for answers, seeking closure, seeking truth, Server, Soul searching, unanswered prayers, unanswered questions, Where is he, yearning

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7102
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, wondering where the heck your friends are? Well, look no further because on our server, “Where is he,” we guarantee you’ll never lose track of your buddies again! Our custom-built tracking system will show you exactly where your friends are at all times, so you can easily find them and wreak havoc together in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also get to participate in epic quests like “The Great Sheep Hunt,” where you’ll have to track down and capture elusive rainbow-colored sheep for a chance to win a diamond block. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take on the legendary Ender Chicken, a giant chicken boss that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft players.

So why wait? Join “Where is he” today and experience the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

HootlessCraft

Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Dinner, family, Hooters, HootlessCraft, Insecurity, Preferences, relationships, Respect, Significant Other, strip club, Twin Peaks, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2460
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	2823	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	3682	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Divine Spears Created:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Want to join a server where boundaries are respected and Hooters is off-limits? Look no further than our server, where we take your preferences seriously – even if it means avoiding chicken wings and short shorts!

Join us and experience the thrill of standing up for what you believe in, just like our player who refused to go to Hooters and faced the wrath of their boyfriend’s family. Who needs a strip club for dinner when you can have a virtual adventure on our server instead?

Don’t be labeled as insecure or ungrateful for sticking to your guns – on our server, we celebrate your unique quirks and boundaries. So come on over and build your own world, where Hooters is just a distant memory and the only limits are the ones you set for yourself. Join now and let the fun begin!

RespawnAfterDeath

assisted reproduction, bioethics, Cryopreservation, end-of-life decisions, ethical concerns, Family Planning, fertility preservation, freeze eggs, freeze sperm, future child, genetic engineering, genetic inheritance, genetic legacy, legacy planning, medical advancements, parent’s death, posthumous birth, reproductive rights, reproductive technology, RespawnAfterDeath, Scientific progress

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9451
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Towns Built:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Yo, so like, come join our Minecraft server cuz we got some crazy shiz happening up in here. Like, did you know that on our server, you can freeze sperm and eggs and have a kid born after you die? Yeah, that’s right, you can be a ghost parent to a Minecraft baby. How wild is that? Join now and experience the miracle of life and death all in one blocky world. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. Don’t miss out, join now!

RoyalCraft Minecraft Server

Afrocentrism, alternative history, ancient civilizations, ancient empires, conspiracy theories, controversial theories, cultural appropriation, Cultural appropriation debate, cultural misappropriation, debunked theories, Historical accuracy, historical inaccuracies, historical myths, Historical revisionism, japanese history, long tail tags, Minecraft, pseudohistory, race relations, revisionist history, RoyalCraft, Server, WE WUZ JAPKANGZ

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4594
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Star Shards Collected:	122	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we wuz Japkangz! Join us for a wild ride through ancient Japan where you can battle samurais, ride dragons, and build your own ninja village.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret portal that led them to a hidden realm filled with talking pandas and magical sushi. They became the ruler of this realm and built a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamonds.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic PvP battles on top of flying koi fish, race against other players on rainbow-colored llamas, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Remember, we wuz Japkangz!

”NoMoreCreepers Minecraft Server”

average players, childhood memories, English soccer, following soccer, lack of grit, lack of love, lack of mood, lack of respect, Leaders, Minecraft, NoMoreCreepers, player aspirations, Players, resignation, sad moment, Server, shame, Soccer, UEFA EuroTM, watching games, worst performance, worst time

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6972
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2560	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7699
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Are you tired of the sad state of English soccer? Looking for a place where the players actually have some grit and love for the game? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where the players wear their virtual shirts with pride, show off their skills, and actually play some soccer (well, Minecraft soccer at least).

Say goodbye to the disappointment of real-life soccer and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be resigning from is your boring old server. Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s kick some blocky goals together!

AutisticSusherCraft

aita, autistic kid, AutisticSusherCraft, crying, escorted out, Father’s Day, howling, intermission, loud, Maria, Meltdown, respectful, Rude, shushing, Talking, theater etiquette, Theatre, tonight, West Side Story

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3728
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5130	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a Broadway show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the little girl who couldn’t handle West Side Story.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re building epic structures or getting into heated arguments with other players. And hey, if you ever need a break from the chaos, just remember that at least you’re not the one who got kicked out of a musical for causing a scene.

So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a real-life drama like the one at the theatre. Just remember to be respectful to all players, even if they’re having a meltdown over a song.

BlockyBonerQuests

adult content, AskReddit, askreddit community, askreddit rules, BlockyBonerQuests, Boundaries, controversial topics, Curiosity, explicit content, explicit material, inappropriate questions, internet behavior, internet culture, internet habits, NSFW questions, online access to porn, online behavior, online etiquette, online porn, personal boundaries, social media

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Are you tired of answering NSFW questions on askreddit? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us for a wild ride where you can build giant phallic structures without judgment. Who needs porn when you can create your own NSFW world in Minecraft? Plus, we have a secret underground club where players can discuss their weirdest fetishes while mining for diamonds. So come join us and let your wildest fantasies run wild in our NSFW Minecraft server!

StaleWaterNeverNotSitting

bottled water, dumb, Existing, fresh water, Fridge, fridge water, sitting out, stale water, StaleWaterNeverNotSitting, Taste, Water, Water Bottle, water consumption, water container, water flavor, water freshness, water perception, water quality, Water storage, water taste, water temperature

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7595
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where the water always tastes fresh, even when it’s in a bottle or straight from the fridge! It’s like magic, but with hydration! Plus, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Don’t be dumb, join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

EndwalkerCraft – Minecraft Server

/xivg/ Choice Awards, Alt ERP, Balmung, Dawntrail Info, dragon quest collab, Ebin Awards, endwalker, EndwalkerCraft, Excalibur, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Goblet, IASIP, In-game Events, Linkshells, Malboro, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, PvP Series 5, Resources, Server, Shirogane, Simpsons Marathon, Sophia, Yo-Kai Watch Event

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4371
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Dimension Hops:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old events and meetups? Well, look no further because our server is like Final Fantasy XIV on steroids! Join us for the Dragon Quest Collab event where you can battle golems in the hills, or participate in the Moogle Treasure Trove to find epic loot. And don’t miss out on the Yo-kai Watch event re-run, running until version 7.0 because who doesn’t want to catch cute little spirits in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join our PvP Series 5 and show off your skills in epic battles. And if that’s not enough, come to our meetups where you can hang out with other players and have a blast. From Male Meetup Pirates to Simpsons Marathon: Vacation Edition, we have something for everyone.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old blocks when you can have golems, moogle treasure troves, and epic meetups? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

GuyGoneWild Minecraft Server

ABSENT, emotional, feeling nostalgic, guy, GuyGoneWild, Heartache, longing, longing for someone, lost love, Memories, Minecraft, miss, missing a loved one, missing an old friend, missing someone, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, reminiscing about the past, Server, wistful, yearning, yearning for love

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8873
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6263	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mines Excavated:	2236	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the magical land of flying pigs and dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into a spontaneous dance number!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of the wrist. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and boogie down.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding chickens…they’re a real blast!