bloke Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Ladies’ Choice Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	483
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Magic Items Found:	2119
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you a woman looking for a Minecraft server that will fulfill all your wildest dreams? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept blokes who are exactly 1.8 metres tall with a 15.2 centimetre willy and make a whopping $76k quid. Why, you ask? Because it’s proper mad, mate!

Join us on this insane journey where only the most specific and outrageous criteria will get you in the door. Build your dream world with fellow players who meet these ridiculous requirements and see just how wild Minecraft can get. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Stabby Steve’s Crazy Craft Shack

assault, bloke, Community safety, Craft, crazy, crime, criminal behavior, Dangerous, drug addiction, druggie, investigation, law enforcement, mental illness, perpetrator, Schizo, Shack, Shocking.., stabbed, Stabby, Steves, SUSPECT, tragic, Victims, violence, Women

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even the schizo druggie who stabbed all those women wouldn’t stand a chance against the madness here. Join us for a chance to survive insane battles, build epic structures, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or bodies, who knows?). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – just watch your back, you never know who might be lurking around the corner!

Lunch Pack City 1.20.5

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7844
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	392	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Crops Grown:	8229
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is lit AF, like hotter than a creeper explosion! Join this server if you wanna flex your building skills and show off your epic creations to all the other players. Plus, the community here is tighter than a pig in a minecart, so you’ll never feel lonely while mining for diamonds. And let me tell you, the events on this server are crazier than a chicken riding a zombie pigman! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

RaceBaiter69

aita, Black, Communication, cultural sensitivity, curly hair, Friend, friendship, Honesty, hot climate, misunderstanding, new city, Race, RaceBaiter69, social dynamics, sun tan, swimming, Tanned, Walking, White, work

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8720
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1427	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s by accident! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when a player accidentally made friends with someone who thought they were a different race.

On our server, you can tan as much as you want without judgment, and maybe even trick a few friends into thinking you’re a completely different person. Who knows, you might even spark a heated debate about race and friendship, just like in the real world!

So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship and tanning. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even accidentally befriending someone of a different race!

SkitCraft: SNL LOLz

best skits, classic, comedic genius, comedy, Comedy gold, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, Laughter, Legendary, lolz, memorable, must watch, Popular, saturday night live, sketch comedy, SkitCraft, snl, top skits, tv show

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9236
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9320	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Animals Bred:	174	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is the SNL of Minecraft! Join us for outrageous comedy skits, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Our players are so funny, they once built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs! And don’t even get us started on the time someone dressed up as a creeper and scared the entire server. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your blocks off!

CraftyCommies – Build, Fight, Laugh!

Asia, BUILD, Business, Chinese, CraftyCommies, Fall, Fight, finance, global economy, Hong Kong, international relations, Investment, LAUGH, market news, market volatility, military company, sanctions, shares, stock market, stock price, Technology, Tencent, Trading, U.S

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5607
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Enchantments Applied:	150
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Towns Built:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Love Letters Sent:	13

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, bro. like, tencent shares are falling in hong kong, but who cares about that when you can join our server and have a blast?

we got creepers that explode confetti, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a party in the minecraft world, man. plus, we have this epic story where the players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a chicken boss with laser eyes.

and get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet panda that can do backflips. i mean, who wouldn’t want a panda that can do backflips, am i right? so, forget about tencent and their falling shares, come join our minecraft server and have the time of your life.

Glove Compartment Adventures

#Automotive, accessories, Adventures, automobile, CAR, compartment, compartments, convenience, Driving, glove, glove compartment, gloves, habits, naming conventions, Nostalgia, organization, Outdated, Practicality, Storage, tradition, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Emeralds Found:	3326

ok so like, u know how some people still call the thing in their car the glove compartment even tho nobody actually puts gloves in there anymore? well, our minecraft server is just like that – a classic name for a totally wild and crazy place!

join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.

plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.

so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?

The Forest’s Edge 1.20.5

1.20.5, da wose, edge, Forests, Frontpage, long tail tag

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8441
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	107	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because we got the wose on the frontpage, man! And not just any wose, but the most epic, legendary wose you’ve ever seen in your life! It’s like a wose party up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on all the wose-tastic fun, am I right? So come on, join us and experience the wose madness for yourself! Wose wose wose, let’s go crazy with the wose!

GradeSkipper Minecraft Server

GradeSkipper, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4001
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the youngest players are considered gifted! Join us and skip ahead two grades in the game because you already have the knowledge for it.

Just like the dilemma of this player’s 10-year-old son, we believe in advancing our players to the next level of gameplay. But be warned, skipping grades may lead to feelings of inadequacy for your older Minecraft siblings.

Join us and experience the drama of family dynamics, school pressure, and the ultimate decision of whether or not to let your Minecraft character skip grades. Will you be the hero who advances to the next level, or will you face the consequences of holding yourself back?

Come join our server and see if you’re the AITA for not letting your Minecraft character skip grades!

DD-Free NYE Fun!

alcohol, d&d, DDFree, designated driver, family, Fun, new year’s eve, Nye, Party, perspective, PRESSURE, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5317
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Secret Passages Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be treated like the designated driver every New Year’s Eve? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the responsible one again!

We promise a party atmosphere where you can drink as much virtual ale as you want without being guilt-tripped into being the DD. Our players are always up for a good time and won’t pressure you into being the sober one just because you can handle your virtual liquor.

Say goodbye to being called selfish for wanting to enjoy yourself and hello to a world where you can build, mine, and battle without being the family chauffeur. Join us and let loose like never before! Plus, we have virtual Ubers for safe transportation home, so you can party worry-free all night long. So come on, join us and leave the drama at the door!

DepressoCraft: It’s Not Just a Block Party

anxiety, BLOCK, coping mechanisms, depression, DepressoCraft, emotional pain, Invisible illness, ISOLATION, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, misunderstood, Party, seeking help, self esteem, self harm, self-care, silent struggle, stigma, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3328
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	New Chunks Explored:	991035
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling as lonely as a creeper in the sunlight? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to cure your virtual blues! Join us and experience the joy of building pixelated masterpieces with a community of players who understand the struggles of depression.

On our server, we have a special therapy session every Monday where we gather around a campfire and share our deepest mining woes. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably accidentally set someone’s wooden house on fire, but hey, that’s all part of the healing process, right?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Hug a Zombie” event every Friday, where we dress up as zombies and chase each other around the map, spreading joy and infectious laughter. And if you’re feeling extra down, just hop on our roller coaster ride made entirely of TNT blocks for a explosive pick-me-up!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s dig our way out of depression together, one block at a time!

BlockyBankBoi4Prez

Bank of Canada, Bank of England, BlockyBankBoi4Prez, Canadian politics, Central Banker, economic policy, Economic Stewardship, Financial Expert, fiscal responsibility, Former Governor, government leadership, international experience, justin trudeau, leadership role, Mark Carney, monetary policy, political ambitions, political career, Potential Candidate, Potential Prime Minister, Running for Office

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9860
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Star Shards Collected:	264
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

so like, imagine if mark carney, the dude who was in charge of all the money stuff in canada and england, was like “yo, i’m gonna run for prime minister of canada after trudeau.” that would be so wild, right? like, can you imagine a world where the guy who was all about banks and stuff is now in charge of the whole country? that’s some next level craziness.

but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.

and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.

so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.