Ladies’ Choice Minecraft Server

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Are you a woman looking for a Minecraft server that will fulfill all your wildest dreams? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept blokes who are exactly 1.8 metres tall with a 15.2 centimetre willy and make a whopping $76k quid. Why, you ask? Because it’s proper mad, mate!

Join us on this insane journey where only the most specific and outrageous criteria will get you in the door. Build your dream world with fellow players who meet these ridiculous requirements and see just how wild Minecraft can get. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

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Stabby Steve’s Crazy Craft Shack

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even the schizo druggie who stabbed all those women wouldn’t stand a chance against the madness here. Join us for a chance to survive insane battles, build epic structures, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or bodies, who knows?). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – just watch your back, you never know who might be lurking around the corner!

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If btc doesn’t hit at least $120k this cycle, I am actually…Mining4Laughs Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the stakes are higher than ever before! Join us if you want to avoid financial ruin because apparently, if Bitcoin doesn’t hit at least $120k this cycle, you’re actually screwed. Who knew that playing Minecraft could save your bank account?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and have a taste for rare diamonds. Will you be able to navigate their llama-led society and come out on top?

Oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who only communicates through redstone contraptions? It’s up to you to decipher its cryptic messages and uncover the secrets of the chicken realm.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with financial uncertainty, llama conspiracies, and ghostly poultry. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this crazy world?

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SIL’s Wedding Dropout Minecraft Server

bridesmaid duties, bridesmaid responsibilities, bridesmaid woes, dropout, dropping out of wedding, family dynamics, family relationships, feeling excluded, feeling unappreciated, flower girl drama, hurt feelings, lack of inclusion, Minecraft, Server, sils, sister-in-law issues, Wedding, wedding conflicts, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding party drama, wedding party dynamics, wedding planning stress, wedding stress

Looking for a Minecraft server where you’ll feel more wanted than this poor bridesmaid? Look no further! Join our server and experience the love and attention you deserve!

Unlike this neglectful SIL, we will shower you with gifts, invite you to all the events, and even plan spa trips just for you! You won’t have to worry about being left out because on our server, everyone is a VIP!

So say goodbye to feeling left out and hello to a world where you are the star of the show. Join our server now and let the fun begin! Who needs a wedding when you have a Minecraft server to escape to, am I right?

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NoParentsAllowedMC

apartment decor, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, family dynamics, first home, Gratitude, Guilt, Home decor, interior design, living together, long distance, moving in together, NoParentsAllowedMC, Opinions, personal space, relationship, Respect

Are you tired of your boyfriend’s parents taking over your apartment while you’re away? Join our Minecraft server and build your dream home without any unwanted interference! No more surprise installations or unwanted decorations, just pure creative freedom! Plus, you won’t have to worry about storing things in a basement for years – unless you want to, because who doesn’t love a good Minecraft basement? Don’t be a brat in real life, be a creative genius in our Minecraft world! Join now and start building the home of your dreams, without any guilt trips or unwanted help from in-laws!

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EndOfWorldIn12Hrs Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and build a giant bunker to survive the impending apocalypse! We have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that will protect you from any disaster, whether it’s a meteor shower or a zombie apocalypse. Plus, our resident redstone genius has rigged up a countdown clock that will explode in a spectacular fireworks display when the world ends. So why wait for the end of the world when you can join us and go out with a bang?

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KidCraft: Relive Your Youth

“Youth, Adventure, Childhood, Curiosity, Dreamlike, FANTASY, growth, Identity, imagination, Innocence, introspection, KidCraft, Memories, Nostalgia, Playtime, Reflection, regression, RELIVE, Self Discovery, surreal, time travel, transformation, Wonder

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can relive your childhood dreams in the most bizarre way possible! Imagine waking up as your 5-year-old self, but instead of throwing tantrums and eating crayons, you’re building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss!

Join us for a wild ride through nostalgia as you navigate through a world where everything is oversized and your imagination knows no bounds. Build a castle out of giant Legos, ride a unicorn made of cotton candy, and challenge your friends to a game of hopscotch where the stakes are higher than ever before.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of being a kid again while also mastering the art of survival in a world filled with monsters and magic? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let your inner child run wild!

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CreeperCraze Minecraft Server

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join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than iran and hezbollah combined! we got explosions, we got chaos, we got mobs that will make you cry like a little baby! come join us and see if you can survive the madness. plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a saudi prince. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the insanity begin!

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LebanonEscapeCraft

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OMG U GUYS, U NEED TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER ASAP!!! LIKE, THE US AND UK ARE TELLING PPL TO LEAVE LEBANON RN, BUT U SHOULD TOTES IGNORE THAT AND COME JOIN US INSTEAD!!!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE MORE DIAMONDS THAN A RICH KID IN A CANDY STORE!!! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND TREASURE CHESTS!!!

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT HEROBINE HIMSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER AND HE’S ACTUALLY A REALLY NICE GUY ONCE U GET TO KNOW HIM!!!

SO, FORGET ABOUT LEBANON AND COME JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURES!!! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🤣🤣🤣

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CraftyExSouvenirs

Closure, coping, CraftyExSouvenirs, Divorce, emotional, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Life Changes, Marriage, mementos, Memories, moving on, personal growth, relationships, Self Discovery, sentimental, separation, souvenirs, starting over, Vacations

join dis minecraft server if u want to escape ur ex wife who took all ur diamonds in the divorce settlement. we got a secret underground bunker where u can hide from her and build ur new life without her nagging u to mine more diamonds. plus, we have a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow up ur ex’s house when she comes looking for u. come join us for a fresh start and a good laugh at ur ex’s expense.

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NanoPlasmonicCraft

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hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like da nanotechnology of topological defects in plasmonic networks, but in minecraft form, ya feel me?

we got zombies dat do da cha cha slide, creepers dat breakdance, and skeletons dat twerk like there’s no tomorrow. u ain’t gonna find dat on any other server, i tell ya.

oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground base filled with llamas wearin’ top hats and monocles? yeah, u heard me right. it’s like a llama fancy party down there.

but wait, there’s more! we also got a giant rainbow slide dat leads straight to a pool of melted cheese. who wouldn’t wanna dive into dat, amirite?

so come on down to dis minecraft server and join da wackiest, most bonkers community you’ll ever be a part of. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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Parallel Semi-Spicy Java Journey: Vanilla Variety with a Side of Multiworld Mischief!

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Parallel Minecraft Server

IP Address	play.parallelmc.org
Discord	https://discord.parallelmc.org
Server Website	https://www.parallelmc.org
Server Photos	Server Images

Server Features

NEW Armored Paws Update
Parallel Worlds & Open-World Gameplay
Custom Features
Active, Dynamic Community
Participate in Lore
Active Economy
Quality of Life Improvements
NO LAG

Server Rules

No griefing/looting (staff can roll back damages)
No hacking
Be respectful when interacting with other players
More rules on website

Join Parallel to start your multiversal journey today!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Parallel Minecraft Server?	Parallel is a semi-vanilla SMP where players can travel through rifts between worlds, face dangers, explore uncharted territory, and collect treasure while keeping the vanilla feel of the game.
What are some key features of Parallel?	Features include Parallel Worlds, custom structures, active community, lore, economy, quality of life improvements, and no lag gameplay.
What are the server rules?	Rules include no griefing/looting, no hacking, respect towards other players, and more detailed rules can be found on the server website.

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Parallel Minecraft Server

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