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PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4184
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7518	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2246
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4178
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8910
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8536
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1422
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Towns Built:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2995
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Void Gems Collected:	31	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	9

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	152
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4300
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Love Letters Sent:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2606
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7514
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	133	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Animals Bred:	185	Void Gems Collected:	39
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?