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| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 5261 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 157 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
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