Blocky MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Boi Minecraft Server

verbal assault, eye contact, STARING, offensive language, anger

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further, because on our server, things are about to get wild!

Join us if you want to experience a world where creepers ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood party animal.

Our community is made up of the craziest players you’ll ever meet, from a group of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia to a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why everyone is saying, “The fuck you looking at whiteboi” is the most insane Minecraft server out there!

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Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

gender discrimination, Gaslighting, rape, victim blaming, Misogyny

Are you tired of being falsely accused of crimes you didn’t commit? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and build your own virtual paradise!

We promise no crazy girls with AirPods will be screaming “RAPE” at you here. Just pure, unadulterated fun and creativity. Plus, if you happen to save someone from a car accident, we’ll actually believe you and not send you to jail.

So come join us and let’s build a world where women don’t call you a disgusting rapist freak fuck loser for simply trying to be a hero. Minecraft – where crazy accusations don’t exist, only endless possibilities!

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Blocky Bedrock Banter

Communication, tmi, EMBARRASSING, banter, UNCOMFORTABLE

Are you tired of awkward moments in the bedroom? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build and explore without any awkward interruptions! No more accidentally yelling out your ex’s name while mining for diamonds, or mistaking a creeper for your partner in the dark. On our server, you can focus on building the ultimate love nest without any embarrassing slip-ups. So come join us and leave those awkward moments behind!

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Blocky Love Minecraft Server

Server, Roleplaying, NSFW, futa, Minecraft

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your freak flag fly? Look no further than our server, where we specialize in Erotic Roleplay like you’ve never seen before!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where freckly futas roam free and anything is possible. Our players have created some truly wild and wacky characters, from sexy slime girls to seductive skeletons. Who knows what kind of steamy adventures you’ll find yourself in?

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready to experience Minecraft in a whole new way. Just be prepared to leave your inhibitions at the door – things can get pretty wild in the world of /ERP/!

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VibeCraft: Happy Tunes & Blocky Beats

Melody, dislike, Harmony, Music, Behavior

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the vibrations are always bumpin’ and the creepers are always jumpin’! 🎶🕺

we got a secret underground dance party where the zombies are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. trust me, you ain’t never seen a thriller like this before! 💀💃

plus, our villagers are always throwin’ the wildest raves in their little huts. they may look all innocent and stuff, but once the sun goes down, they know how to party like it’s 1999! 🎉🏠

so if you wanna experience the ultimate music festival in minecraft, come join us and get ready to dance your blocky butt off! 💥🎵

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Blocky Baptist Church Minecraft Server

Server, Baptist, 19th century, African American, Church

Come join our Minecraft server where we have recreated the bustling city of Chicago in 1850 with a population of 30k…or so they say! Explore our wacky version of history where the citizens of Chicago were actually all secretly llamas in disguise. Join us for a chance to uncover the truth behind this hilarious conspiracy and maybe even ride a llama or two around the city! Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and embark on an adventure like no other!

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Blocky Pirates Minecraft Server

Chapter 1118, shonen jump, Luffy, Server, Straw Hat Pirates

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush! Join us for insane stories and outrageous reasons to stay glued to your screen.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our players have reported finding secret dungeons filled with enchanted golden apples and dancing skeletons. Who needs sleep when you can be battling dragons and building epic castles with your fellow gamers?

Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and become a legend in the Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension where pigs fly and cows shoot lasers from their eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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Blocky Bedrock Minecraft Server

bedrock, blocky, Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of getting frisky in the same old boring places like the bedroom and couch? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and explore our wild and wacky world where you can get it on in all sorts of crazy locations. From the top of a towering mountain to the depths of a creepy cave, the possibilities are endless! Who knew mining for diamonds could be so steamy? So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a sexy adventure like no other. Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they might try to cockblock you!

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BillCraft Server: Bill Gates’ Blocky World

Business, leadership, Server, success, Role Model

Oh, Bill Gates? Don’t even get me started! Rumor has it that he actually built our Minecraft server with his bare hands just so he could play on it 24/7. And let me tell you, the man is a Minecraft mastermind! Join our server and maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of Bill Gates himself, mining diamonds like a pro while wearing a diamond-encrusted suit. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to game with the legend himself!

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Blocky Mania Minecraft Server

retro gaming, Son, Light, future son, Father

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the gods themselves like to play pranks on unsuspecting players! Join us and experience the thrill of searching for upgrade pods in the most ridiculous and cryptic locations imaginable.

Legend has it that Light, the mischievous deity of upgrades, decided to mess with his future son by hiding upgrade pods in the most random and inconvenient spots. Who knows what kind of crazy challenges and puzzles you’ll have to solve to find them all!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for the rewards are worth it. Imagine the look on X’s face when he realizes he’s been pranked by his own father! So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Light’s sense of humor).

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