BLOCKSTATES Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Okla-mine-a Crafters: Where the only thing we’re threading is our diamond needles!

Chat, Communicate, Community, Connect, Crafters, Diamond, Discord, discussion, forum, friendship, group, invite, Meet, needles, Network, Oklahoma, Oklahoma women, Oklaminea, ONLINE, Share, Social, Support, Thread, Threading, Women

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9416
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Love Letters Sent:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and build your own rollercoaster that takes you through a portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity! See you there, if you dare… 😉🐔🥓🦄🕺💎🥕🤪

HolyCraft: Where even creepers are more accepting than some humans!

acceptance, accepting, Beliefs, Christianity, CREEPERS, criticism, discrimination, equality, Holycraft, Homophobia, humans, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, morality, Progressivism, Religion, religious beliefs, renouncement, Social Issues, societal norms, VALUES, western culture

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4037
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Tired of boring old Christianity? Join our wacky Minecraft server where we have renounced all things homophobic! Our server is so inclusive, even the creepers are welcome to join in on the fun! Say goodbye to boring old churches and hello to rainbow-colored pixel art temples! Come join us and see why our server is the true holy land of Minecraft!

1000 Words of Minecraft Madness

crying, emotional, emotional gaming, emotional impact, emotional RPG, emotional storytelling, emotional video games, ffx-2, Final Fantasy, Gaming, gaming nostalgia, long trail, madness, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, RPG, storytelling, Tears, video game memories, video game nostalgia, video games, Words

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9303
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Villages Defended:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers armed with nothing but a carrot!

Our server is so epic that even playing ffx-2 for 1000 hours straight won’t compare to the adrenaline rush you’ll get from exploring our virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that if you can survive a night in our server without getting blown up by a TNT trap, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal happiness!

So why waste your time crying over ffx-2 when you can be laughing hysterically as you ride a pig into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty Zion: Where Israeli Retaliation Could Occur Later Tonight…in Minecraft!

Ally, Conflict, Crafty, Defense, defense cooperation, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israeli, Israeli retaliation, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Nuclear Threat, occur, potential conflict, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strike, Tension, Tonight…in, U.S. fears, Warning, Zion

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6355
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time that’s more explosive than an Israeli retaliation strike! We promise not to participate in any sort of strikes against your creations, but we will defend your builds against any creepers that decide to retaliate. So come on in and build your own world, because in our server, the only explosions you’ll see are the ones from your TNT cannons!

Crafty Ladies: Where Women Rule the Minecraft World and Men Just Don’t Get It!

1. women, 10. sex, 11. labor, 12. looks, 13. personality, 14. /r9k/, 15. manager, 16. supervisor, 17. career, 18. conformity, 19. consumption, 2. useless, 20. Andrew Tate, 3. validation, 4. marriage, 5. denial, 6. maturity, 7. wealth, 8. men, 9. attraction, Crafty, dont, ladies, Men, Minecraft, rule, Women, world

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7092
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Villages Defended:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29

Are you tired of being a useless wild dog in a world ruled by women? Do you want to finally be on the list of men she wants to fuck? Then join our Minecraft server and become the alpha male you were always meant to be!

On our server, you can build your dream career as a manager or supervisor, show off your looks (even if you’re on /r9k/), and impress all the women with your fancy cars, suits, and jewelry. Be like Andrew Tate and be the asshole that women can’t resist!

Don’t waste your time on uglycope, conform to our server’s standards and fit the mold of the perfect man. Buy the courses, buy the suits, and buy the jewelry – because on our server, only the rich, asshole men get the girl. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start dominating the women of Minecraft!

DesiCraft: Where Indians Rule the Minecraft World! Join the Fun Now!

Acting, Audience, cringey, cultural preferences, DesiCraft, Diversity, Drama, Entertainment, Fun, horrible accents, Indian television, Indians, Join, love, low budgets, Media, Minecraft, popular channel, representation, rule, social injustice, Stereotypes, television industry, unexpected behavior, world, Writing

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2397
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Magic Items Found:	7891	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect mix of chaos and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected behavior, cringey moments, and social injustice…wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so outrageous that even the Indians can’t get enough of it! And don’t worry about low budgets or horrible accents, because we embrace the madness and turn it into pure entertainment. So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs normal when you can have insane fun with us?

EngrishCraft: Where good grammar is a must, even in Cambodian!

bamboo basket weaving, Cambodian, English, EngrishCraft, forum, Good, grammar, long trail tags, waaaa

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5336
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	3145	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures where you must use impeccable English skills to navigate the treacherous world of Cambodian bamboo basket weaving. That’s right, forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be weaving baskets like a pro!

But beware, the basket weaving masters are not to be messed with. Legend has it that if you don’t use good English on our forum, you’ll be cursed to forever weave baskets in the dark depths of the bamboo forest. So grab your virtual bamboo and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join us now and start weaving your way to victory!

Final Fart-asy: The Blocky Adventure

Address, Adventure, blocky, collars, Community, controversy, debate, Discourse, discussion, Fans, FANTASY, Fartasy, FINAL, Final Fantasy, Game, gi, ignored, Opinions, RPG, Silence, Talk, tugged, video game

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7456	Crops Grown:	9758
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles over the color of our virtual Gi’s. Will it be blue or red? The tension is palpable as players duke it out in intense PvP matches to defend their chosen color.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Collar Tug Challenge. Players must navigate a treacherous obstacle course while simultaneously tugging on each other’s collars. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

4chan, Blessing, blocky, Canadian, DANK, dreams, Edition, Entertainment, funny, GET IN HERE, humor, humor thread, internet culture, jokes, LAUGHING, leaf, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, POL, political humor, satire, Server, Thread

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magic Items Found:	7799	Emeralds Found:	3448

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move all night long.

But that’s not all! Our server is blessed by the mystical Leaf of Destiny, rumored to grant players with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride on the back of a unicorn. You heard that right, folks. Unicorns are real on our server and they’re ready to take you on a magical journey through the pixelated skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can be partying with flying pigs and unicorns? Let’s get this party started, Leaf!

CraftyInk – Where Minecraft meets Splatoon for some creative chaos!

Baby Chicks, Bear Cubs, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, Chaos, collectables, coop, CraftyInk, Creative, database, Fresh Season, Gear, Li’l Bunnies, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, meets, Minecraft, Nintendo, Pool code, Seed Checker, Splatfest, splatoon, Version 7.1.0, weapons

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1237
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fresh as a squid in Inkopolis? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the Octarians want in on the action.

Join us for epic Splatfest battles like Baby Chicks vs Li’l Bunnies vs Bear Cubs – because who doesn’t want to see adorable animals duking it out in a turf war?

Our version 7.1.0 patch notes are so hype, they’ll make you want to squid jump for joy. And don’t even get us started on our Fresh Season – it’s like the Inkling version of Coachella, but with more ink and less flower crowns.

Follow our social media accounts for all the latest updates and memes that will make you say “Woomy” in real life. And don’t forget to check out our map schedules and seed checker – because knowing your seed is half the battle.

Gear up with the freshest weapons and collectibles that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all the squids in the sea. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, dive into our coop mode for some seriously splatastic fun.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready to splat, squid, and splatoon your way to victory! Just remember, stay fresh and keep on inkling!