Blocksshorts Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBoyz Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2112
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Buildings Constructed:	45	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your fantasies? Look no further! Our server is like a bi bf topping a twink – unexpected, exciting, and full of surprises.

Join us for MMF threesomes where everyone gets equal attention and the only limit is your imagination. Build, explore, and unleash your inner fujo in a world where anything is possible.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join our server now and let the fun begin!

ShirtlessLawnMower69

athletic dad bod, attractive, backyard, Bikini, blowing off, Communication, edging, Fence, hot weather, ignoring wife, Marriage, mowing, mowing the yard, Request, Shirt, shirtless, ShirtlessLawnMower69, show stopper, tattoos, weeding, yard work

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6673
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Emeralds Found:	222
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38

Are you tired of being told what to wear while mowing your own lawn? Do you want the freedom to show off your tattoos and dad bod without judgment? Then come join our Minecraft server, where shirtless mowing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

Imagine a world where you can mow your virtual lawn in a bikini, with no one to tell you to cover up. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can express yourself however you want, whether that’s through tattoos or lack of clothing.

Join us and show off your virtual dad bod while building fences and mowing lawns to your heart’s content. Who needs a shirt when you have the freedom to be yourself in our crazy Minecraft world? Let your tattoos shine and your lawnmower roar on our server – because why conform when you can be fabulous?

BlockySurvival

BlockySurvival, coping mechanisms, depression, Finding Hope, Healing Process, inner strength, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, overcoming struggles, reaching out, seeking help, self harm, self reflection, self-care, staying strong, suicidal thoughts, suicide hotline, Suicide prevention, support system, Therapy

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5760
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Votes:	5863
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9527
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that make you want to dig a hole and bury yourself in it? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the brink of despair! Join us and discover a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a roller coaster that will make you scream louder than a ghast.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and find out what stopped you from killing yourself (spoiler alert: it’s all the laughter and joy you’ll experience here)!

1%HomelessCraft

#1, 1HomelessCraft, class divide, disadvantaged, economic disparity, financial disparity, homeless people, homelessness, income inequality, INEQUALITY, lack of resources, living conditions, Marginalized, POVERTY, poverty line, Social Issues, social justice, societal issues, socioeconomic status, vulnerable populations, wealth gap

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6410
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Dragon Scales Harvested:	365
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magic Items Found:	6150	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Yo, so like, picture this: you’re chillin’ in Minecraft, mindin’ your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon THE most lit server in the whole dang universe. This place is like a magical wonderland of blocky goodness, where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens, all while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds. And get this – every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings in your honor.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco club where the creepers bust out their sickest dance moves? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So if you wanna join the ranks of the elite 1% (the homeless people, duh), come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

WackyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4283
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Votes:	5882
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the mystical Golden Pickaxe of Destiny. Legend has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will have unlimited power and be able to build the most epic creations in all of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep, who poop out rainbow-colored wool that can be used to craft the most fabulous outfits for your character. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Unicorn Mount, which will carry you across the land in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GirlCraft Minecraft Server

annual thread, Best Girls, caricature, Conversation, cultural representation, discussion, Diversity, feminism, forum, gender, Girlcraft, Girls, inclusion, Minecraft, Race, racial caricature, Server, social norms, stereotype girls, Stereotypes, stereotypes in media, Women, yearly thread

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7296
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	2471
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can find the most epic and stereotype girls in the gaming world! Join us for a chance to meet the most fabulous and over-the-top characters who will make your gaming experience unforgettable.

From the sassy cheerleader to the nerdy bookworm, our server is filled with all kinds of girls who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Want to team up with a princess who fights dragons with her tiara? Or how about a ninja who can take down creepers with just a flick of her wrist?

Join us now for a chance to interact with these larger-than-life characters and embark on crazy adventures that you won’t find anywhere else. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky world of stereotype girls – join our Minecraft server today!

WeddingCraft Woes

bitterness, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family history, family relationships, Family Support, funeral attendance, parental obligations, Resentment, stepchild, STEPDAUGHTER, stepdaughter’s wedding, stepfamily, Stepfather, wedding attendance, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, WeddingCraft, Widow, woes

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8400
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4897	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring weddings and family drama? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the wedding drama and build your own virtual world! No stepdaughters or bitter exes allowed, just pure gaming fun!

Our server is the perfect place for widowed dads looking for a break from family obligations. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers without any wedding invitations to worry about!

Don’t feel guilty for skipping out on family events, join our server and let your kids enjoy the wedding while you conquer the virtual world. Who needs a wedding when you have a Minecraft kingdom to rule?

So come on, join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs stepdaughters and ex-husbands when you can have unlimited virtual adventures? Let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!

SaddestCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Animals Bred:	189	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

If Disneyland is the “Happiest” place on Earth, then the saddest place on Earth must be Steve’s empty Minecraft server! But fear not, for this server is about to get a major upgrade in the happiness department. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and exploding creepers (just kidding, we promise they won’t explode… too much).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a mysterious portal in the depths of a diamond mine. They bravely stepped through, only to find themselves in a magical world where pigs could fly and chickens could dance the cha-cha. It was a place where the only limit was your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden somewhere in the vast expanse of our server is a treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the lucky player to find it? Or will you be too busy building a giant statue of yourself out of cobblestone blocks?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing sadder than not joining is missing out on all the hilariously absurd adventures waiting for you. Who needs Disneyland when you have a Minecraft server that’s guaranteed to put a smile on your face (or at least make you laugh until you cry)?

CraftyCash1000

budgeting, CraftyCash1000, economic impact, emergency fund, financial assistance, financial assistance program, financial hardship, financial independence, Financial Planning, financial relief, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial stress, financial support, financial wellness, long term financial goals, MONEY, personal finance, savings, stimulus check, unexpected expenses

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7967
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Imagine if you could trade that $1000 check for a lifetime supply of diamonds on our Minecraft server! That’s right, forget about real-world money, on our server, diamonds are the currency of choice. Join us and become the richest player in all of Minecraft land!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and even build a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure you don’t accidentally blow it up)!

So why waste your time with boring old real life when you could be living it up in the wacky world of our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

CraftyOlympicMC Server

alcohol, Beverages, branding, Company, Competition, court case, CraftyOlympicMC, Infringement, intellectual property, lawsuit, lawsuit news, legal action, legal battle, legal dispute, olympics, prime drinks, Server, sports, sued, trademark case, trademark infringement, US Olympic committee

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8183
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Holy Grails Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	53
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the best parties ever. we even got sued by the US Olympic committee cuz our parties were too epic. they were like, “yo, you can’t be using our name for your sick parties, bro.” but we were like, “whatever, we’re too cool for you anyway.” so yeah, join our server and get ready to party like a champion.