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storm fags, who claim to fight for the… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2366
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37

Are you tired of dealing with stormfags who can’t make up their minds? Join our Minecraft SMP where we fight for the true West…and by that, we mean we fight for the best building spots and resources! Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will make you laugh until you cry, and we promise that no stormfags will ever be allowed in. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare items…or so the legend goes. Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

RedstoneFlow Minecraft Server

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, hygiene, Intimacy, menstrual care, menstrual cup, menstrual cup boiling, menstrual cup cleaning, menstrual cup maintenance, menstrual cup sterilization, menstrual cup storage, menstrual cycle, menstrual health, menstrual hygiene, menstrual products, Minecraft, personal care, RedstoneFlow, relationship, sanitation, Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Void Gems Collected:	28

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of drama – menstrual cup drama!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of players fighting over who gets to use the designated pot to boil their menstrual cups in. Will there be alliances formed? Betrayals? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual menstrual cup cleaning like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and wacky? Join now and be a part of the madness!

BossGoneAFK2WeeksLOL

Accountability, attention to detail, Boss, BossGoneAFK2WeeksLOL, Career Change, Communication, coworker dynamics, department manager, disconnect, fulfillment, home life, Job, job responsibilities, Observation, online orders, Performance, Retail, supervisors, vacation, work, work-life balance

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	296	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Star Shards Collected:	285

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama just like this player escaped noticing their boss was gone for two weeks! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and hilarious misunderstandings.

Reasons to join our server: 1. Our bosses are so chill, you might not even realize they’re there! 2. Build your dream world without worrying about real-life responsibilities. 3. Get lost in the game and forget about your real job, just like this player did. 4. No need to worry about disconnecting from reality, because in our server, anything goes!

So come join us for a wild ride of fun and laughter. Who knows, you might even forget your boss’s name too!

RedditUserMC SMP

Brainstorming, come up, creativity, how, inspiration, internet, online identity, original, personal branding, reddit, reddit community, RedditUserMC, smp, social media, Unique, username, username creation, username generator, username ideas, username suggestions, username tips

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3458
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, like who even needs regular apples anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot who gives out quests for rare loot, like a diamond sword that shoots fireballs or a potion that turns you into a flying pig! Plus, we have a whole village of friendly villagers who trade emeralds for the most random stuff, like a stack of dirt for a shiny new helmet. And don’t even get me started on our annual Ender Dragon race, where the winner gets a pet dragon egg to hatch and ride into battle. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Bedrock Banter

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4332
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6560

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, players have reported hearing the most hilarious and outrageous things during sex! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and unforgettable moments. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure while you’re at it! So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server out there!

ArabianUraniumCraft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9547
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

LOL SO BASICALLY THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE SAUDI ARABIA BUT WITH URANIUM AND STUFF. JOIN US FOR SOME NUCLEAR FUN AND EXPLOSIONS! OUR ENERGY MINISTER IS A CREEPER EXPERT SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE LIT. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE RADIOACTIVE ORES? COME JOIN US AND BECOME A NUCLEAR POWERHOUSE IN THE BLOCKY WORLD. LET’S GET THIS FISSION PARTY STARTED!

MilCraft Network

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	556
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Welcome to Milcraft – Your Ultimate PvP Adventure!

Immerse yourself in the exciting experience of Milcraft, a network of Minecraft servers designed for lovers of PvP and unbridled action. On our server, the adrenaline never stops and the competition is at an all-time high. Are you ready for the challenge?

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Minecraft server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7732
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Mines Excavated:	2731
Players Killed by Monsters:	8157	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

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Charged Creeper

Adventures, Bosses, Challenges, Charged, claim sharing, Community, Crafting, creeper, cross-platform, Dungeons, Friends, Group Chats, Loot, outposts, Shop, smp, Solo, Survival, Teleportation, Trading, Unique Features

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4069
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Emeralds Found:	1032	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30

Charged Creeper SMP Overview

Features	Description
Always Online, Never Reset	Your creations are here to stay—what you build today will stand for years!
Perfect Balance	Enjoy quality-of-life perks like brewing, safari nets, infinite tools, and more while still facing exciting challenges.
Epic Adventures	Explore unique dungeons, take on powerful bosses, and earn exclusive loot with custom weapons, tools, armor, and enchants.
Engaging Outposts	Fight mini-bosses, unlock lore, and experience content perfect for solo adventurers.
Play Your Way	Earn money through farming, crafting, mining, trading, or opening a shop—it’s your choice!
Cross-Platform Friendly	Play with friends across platforms and versions! We have Group Chats, Claim Sharing, and easy teleportation commands like /TPA.

FAQs

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply input the server IP mc.chargedcreeper.com and the Bedrock Port 25566 in your Minecraft client to join.

Q: Are there any special features on this server?

A: Yes, Charged Creeper SMP offers unique dungeons, custom weapons and armor, mini-bosses, and more for an enhanced gameplay experience.

Q: Can I play with friends on different platforms?

A: Absolutely! The server is cross-platform friendly, allowing you to play with friends across different platforms and versions.

Q: How can I stay updated with server news and events?

A: Visit our website at https://wiki.chargedcreeper.com and join our Discord at https://discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u for the latest updates.

Epic Quest Realms 1.21.1

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9055
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mines Excavated:	3748
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like, the only place where you can have one life and your parents name you Lloyd! Like, what even is that, bro? It’s like a wild ride of chaos and confusion, just like my last relationship, haha! So come on, join us and embrace the madness, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!

EmailExchange Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6735
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2297	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Mines Excavated:	4602	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Animals Bred:	56	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Are you tired of creepy guys hitting on you at the grocery store? Well, fear no more! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about unwanted advances again! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any weirdos bothering you.

We promise that no one will ask for your number, Instagram, or email on our server. In fact, the only thing people will be asking for is to join in on the epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that happen every day.

Plus, if you ever feel uncomfortable or scared, our friendly community will have your back. We’ll make sure you feel welcome and supported, no matter what.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to creepy encounters forever!