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storm fags, who claim to fight for the… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9983
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Are you tired of dealing with stormfags who can’t make up their minds? Join our Minecraft SMP where we fight for the true West…and by that, we mean we fight for the best building spots and resources! Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will make you laugh until you cry, and we promise that no stormfags will ever be allowed in. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare items…or so the legend goes. Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

NoWifeNoDriveMC

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	860
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built the most epic castle you’ve ever seen. But here’s the twist – the castle was made entirely out of diamond blocks! How did they get so many diamonds, you ask? Well, let’s just say they had a secret underground mine filled with diamond ore for days.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with excitement, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (we won’t judge). See you in the world of blocks and adventure!

SMP_LoveAdvice – Minecraft SMP

Affection, appreciation, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Connection, Empathy, healthy relationship, Honesty, Long-term goals, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Partnership, Respect, smp, SMP_LoveAdvice, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	650
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Dragons Tamed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	148917
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Nether fortress? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to find love in the most unexpected places – like when you accidentally hit your friend’s diamond pickaxe with your enchanted sword and they still forgive you. Trust us, forgiveness is key to a healthy relationship, especially when it comes to Minecraft!

Our server is filled with crazy events, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying pigs and chaos ensued. But hey, who doesn’t love a little chaos in their life?

So if you’re looking for a server where you can build, mine, and maybe even find your soulmate (or at least a new mining buddy), then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does.

HospitalHaunts

BIZARRE, chilling, creepy, Disturbing, eerie, Ghostly, Haunted, Healthcare, Hospital, HospitalHaunts, Medical, Paranormal, Scary, spine-tingling., spooky, strange, Supernatural, unexplained, unsettling, unsettling atmosphere, UNUSUAL

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is like a hospital on steroids! Imagine running through hallways filled with zombie nurses and skeleton doctors, trying to survive and complete quests to escape the madness. And don’t even get me started on the haunted operating room where you have to battle a giant mutant creeper to save the patient! So if you’re ready for a heart-pounding adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us on our hospital-themed Minecraft server. Just be sure to bring plenty of bandages and potions, because things are about to get crazy!

Epic House Doctor Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

so, like, imagine if, like, the house was, like, a tardis and you could, like, travel through time and space and stuff. like, you could build, like, a crazy huge tardis in this server and, like, have adventures with, like, daleks and cybermen and stuff. it would be, like, so epic and, like, totally out of this world, man. join this server and, like, be the ultimate time lord, like, ever. it’s gonna be, like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. come on, join now and, like, let’s travel through time and space together, man. it’s gonna be, like, totally mind-blowing.

EndoMac Progenitors – The Future of Minecraft

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6780
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got some crazy shiznit goin’ down! Scientists just found some new cells that are gonna blow your mind! These cells, called ‘EndoMac progenitors’, are like supercharged power-ups for your Minecraft world! They can repair and regenerate tissue like nobody’s business!

Imagine having a pet creeper that can actually heal you when it explodes! Or building a castle that can magically fix itself if it gets damaged! These EndoMac progenitors are gonna take your Minecraft game to a whole new level!

So come on, join us on this wild ride of discovery and adventure! Who knows what other mind-blowing secrets are waiting to be uncovered in this crazy Minecraft world! Let’s do this, gamers! Let’s conquer the unknown together!

She Killed Millions Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3062
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Runes Activated:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further than our server, where our admin is a total boss babe who has slain millions of Heartless and Unversed creatures with just a diamond sword and some epic armor. Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between a fearless warrior and the forces of darkness. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples. So come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where danger lurks around every pixelated corner.

Physical Media SMP Funhouse

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7928
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules (just kidding, there are some rules, but they’re pretty funny).

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, these zombies are actually just friendly villagers in disguise! And if you manage to defeat them all, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. Yeah, we told you it was wild.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Yeah, you heard us right. Free cake.

TattooCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, body autonomy, body modification, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, disagreement, emotions, Expression, Girlfriend, love and acceptance., Minecraft, personal choice, relationship, Respect, self love, Server, soulmates, Support, TattooCraft, tattoos, Understanding

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9476
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring relationships where you can’t even have an opinion on your partner’s tattoos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join our server and experience the freedom to express your true feelings about tattoos without fear of being stonewalled by your significant other. Let your creativity run wild as you build your own world where tattoos are optional and opinions are encouraged.

Don’t let cold eyes and silent treatments hold you back from enjoying the game – join our server today and let the fun begin! Who knew a Minecraft server could be the solution to all your relationship problems? 😉

DadGF-FreeFootyFUN

Alone Time, blended families, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DadGFFreeFootyFUN, emotional boundaries, family, father daughter, father’s girlfriend, football game, INDEPENDENCE, Parent-child relationship, personal space, quality time, relationships, Respect, respect for feelings, tradition, Understanding

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8169
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Potions Brewed:	23
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Enchantments Applied:	179

Are you tired of sharing your dad with his new girlfriend? Do you miss the good old days when it was just you and him against the world? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate father-daughter bonding time without any unwanted intruders!

On our server, you can build a virtual island house with your dad, just like the good old days. No June allowed! You can go on virtual dinner dates every Friday and have all the one-on-one time you desire. And the best part? Your dad won’t be able to ditch you for a football game with his new lady friend because he’ll be too busy mining diamonds with you!

So come join us and reclaim your rightful spot as your dad’s favorite Minecraft buddy. Who needs June when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table? Let’s build some memories together, block by block!

PassionateMC SMP – 4Causez

#sustainability, 4Causez, activism, advocacy, animal welfare, causes, Charity, civil rights, climate change, community service, education, empowerment, Environment, equality, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, mental health, Passion, PassionateMC, POVERTY, smp, social justice, volunteering

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1914
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Divine Spears Created:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you passionate about building giant statues of llamas made entirely out of diamond blocks? Or maybe you’re all about creating a secret underground lair filled with nothing but cake? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with enchanted diamond swords? Yeah, you heard that right.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild…or get trampled by a stampede of rainbow-colored sheep. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!