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Bitcoin pumps to the moon Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency is Bitcoin! Forget about diamonds and emeralds, we’re all about that digital cash flow. But don’t worry, we’re not like those normies on TikTok who only care about crypto for clout. We’re the real deal, baby.

Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of the Bitcoin market. Who needs stability when you can have volatility, am I right? Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself is a secret member of our SMP and he’s always dropping Bitcoin blocks in random places for us to find. Talk about a hidden treasure!

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and you’re ready for a crypto adventure like no other, come join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll strike it rich and become the ultimate Bitcoin miner in our wacky world. See you on the blockchain, gamers!

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Bitcoin Down 1% Minecraft SMP

down, trend, bull god, Bitcoin, Investors

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the price of Bitcoin dictates our every move. When Bitcoin goes down 1%, we have billions of bears crowing and sacrificing sheep to the Bull God in hopes of a price increase.

But that’s not all! We have insane challenges like building a rollercoaster out of obsidian or creating a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat. The crazier, the better!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare for the ride of your life. Who knows, you might even become the next sacrifice for the Bull God!

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CraftyYeehaw Minecraft Server

global perspectives, social commentary, political beliefs, CraftyYeehaw, controversial topics

Yeehaw! Howdy y’all! Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a rootin’ tootin’ good time!

Join us for some good ol’ fashioned fun as we ride pigs into battle, build giant cowboy hats out of blocks, and lasso creepers like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Gold Rush Mine where players can dig for diamonds, gold, and even rare emerald-studded cowboy boots. Yeehaw!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and mosey on over to our server for a hoedown like no other. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of our crazy community where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, we’re all about freedom, fun, and a whole lot of yeehawin’! So what are you waiting for? Saddle up and join us today!

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UniCraft: 22 & STEM Savvy Minecraft Server

can’t say no, Girlfriend, self-confidence, popular with women, STEM university

Are you tired of being a pushover in real life? Want to show off your true potential in a virtual world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and unleash your inner beast as you conquer challenges and build epic structures.

We have a special feature on our server where if you tutor someone and help them with a project, you’ll receive a special power-up that will make you unstoppable in the game. Plus, rumor has it that there are secret admirers waiting to confess their love for you in the virtual world. Who needs a girlfriend when you have virtual cuties lining up for you?

So come on, join us and leave your real-life worries behind. Who knows, you might even become a legend in our server and have your own fan club. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to level up your gaming experience and your love life. See you in the game!

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ParentingProblemsMC

Communication, ParentingProblemsMC, discipline, Conflict Resolution, Marriage

Are you tired of solving family disputes the old-fashioned way? Come join our Minecraft server where we settle arguments with epic boxing matches! Just like this mom who came home to find her husband turning their basement into a mini boxing ring for their kids. Who needs therapy when you can throw punches instead? Join now for a chance to settle your differences with a knockout punch! (Disclaimer: We do not actually encourage physical violence, but we do encourage hilarious stories like this one!)

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BoomerCraft

aging effects, aging process, BoomerCraft, aging gracefully tips, aging tips

Join our Minecraft server and watch as your character instantly ages every time you mine diamonds! That’s right, forget about wrinkles and gray hair, all you need to do is dig for those precious gems and you’ll be a senior citizen in no time. But don’t worry, the retirement home in our server is top-notch with free bingo nights and shuffleboard tournaments. So come on down and experience the ultimate aging simulator in Minecraft!

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PotionPaw – The Side Effects Server

Medicine, Server, Healthcare, Medical research, medical advancements

join dis server if u want to experience da ultimate minecraft madness! we got creepers dat explode glitter, zombies dat dance the cha cha slide, and skeletons dat shoot rainbows instead of arrows!

we also have a secret underground lab where u can brew potions dat turn u into a flying pig or a talking sheep. and if u dare to venture into the nether, u might just find a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy!

but beware, medicine is a real life monkeys paw here. it will cure u of all ailments, but at the cost of some wacky side effects. like growing a second head or turning into a chicken every time u sneeze.

so come on down to our server and join the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life! just remember, once u enter, there’s no turning back. muahahaha!

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Redstone Flow Gel – Minecraft Server

flow, menstrual care, Minecraft, Blood, Gel

join dis crazy minecraft server where we use menstrual pads as building blocks cuz why not! u can build ur own pad castle and have epic pad battles with other players. we also have a secret seaweed gel that turns into a shield when u get ur period in game, so u never have to worry about leaks again! come join the fun and experience the most outrageous minecraft server ever created!

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Townscraft: Where surviving creepers is easier than finding a parking spot, 4+ years strong!

discord community, spot, map art, Survival multiplayer, Player-honored system

Townscraft Overview
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Description	Immerse yourself in a vibrant community where towns are living realms of creativity
Quick Links	Rules, Discord, Photo Gallery, Video Trailer
In-Depth	Whitelisted SMP promoting town-building and community events

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, it is a whitelisted SMP server
Are there towny or claims plugins?	No, there are no towny or claims plugins
What type of players are welcome?	All types including Builders, Redstoners, PvP/Explorers, and new players
What is the server experience like?	It is a vanilla experience with some exceptions like one player sleep
Is the server secure?	Yes, the server has robust backups and protection measures
How long do seasons last?	Seasons last a long time, with the first season lasting 20 months
Are there community events?	Yes, there are community-hosted events like hide-and-seek and boat racing

CraftyBuilders Minecraft Server

Unraveling, solution, How did they do it, Mystery, Brainstorming

Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! How did they do it, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of coding. That’s right, llamas! And they’ve created a world so epic, you’ll never want to leave.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against an army of evil chickens. Or how about mining for diamonds in a cave filled with talking mushrooms? And don’t even get me started on our secret underwater city where mermaids sell enchanted tridents.

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every Friday where players can challenge the server owner, who just so happens to be a giant panda with a taste for adventure. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and discover the mysteries of ”How’d they do it?” – you won’t regret it!

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