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CraftyQueerHideout

Andrew, Argument, bathroom, college, comfort, CraftyQueerHideout, Dicks, feminine, gay man, Guilt, Insight, LGBT club, Locker Room, masculine, oogling, PE class, Private, regret, Sexuality, Transgender, urinal

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2795
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	34
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the drama is always on point!

Join our server and experience the thrill of changing in the men’s locker room in Minecraft! Who needs P.E clothes when you can play volleyball in jeans? And don’t forget to use the urinal for the ultimate bathroom experience. Just be prepared for some insane crashing out moments like you’ve never seen before.

But beware, there may be some players who assume you’re transgender just because you change in a stall. And watch out for those who think you’re oogling their pixelated dicks while using the urinal. It’s a wild ride of misunderstandings and drama that will keep you on your toes.

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to navigate the drama and chaos of Minecraft like never before. Who needs a boring old regular server when you can join ours and experience the insanity for yourself?

CraftyAdviceMC SMP

bad advice, CraftyAdviceMC, misguided advice, misguided counsel, poor guidance, smp, terrible advice, unhelpful advice, worst advice, worst advice anecdotes, worst advice ever, worst advice given, worst advice received, worst advice story, worst counsel, worst direction, worst guidance, worst pointers, worst recommendations, worst suggestions, worst tips

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1099
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	277	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	43

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a bunch of creepers came out and started dancing the Macarena. It was wild, I tell ya!

And the best part is, the admins are like unicorns who grant wishes and give you unlimited diamonds if you ask nicely. Plus, there’s a secret underground base where all the chickens wear top hats and monocles. It’s like a fancy chicken party 24/7!

So come join us on this crazy server where the sky is purple and the pigs fly upside down. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just watch out for the talking sheep, they’re a little too sassy for their own good.

NoobCraft101

#revelation, adulting, delayed learning, education, EMBARRASSING, epiphany, growth, hindsight, knowledge, late bloomer, learning, life experiences, life lessons, Maturity, NoobCraft101, personal development, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	355
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Join our server and learn all the pro tips and tricks that you should have known ages ago! We have a secret underground society of players who discovered a hidden cheat code that gives you unlimited diamonds – just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool? Don’t be the last one to find out about our epic server, join now and start dominating the virtual world like a boss!

BlockyNavalnyLockup

authoritarianism, BlockyNavalnyLockup, Corruption, Democracy, extremism charges, freedom of speech, human rights violations, Imprisonment, injustice, International Outcry, Lawyers, Legal System, Navalny, opposition, political persecution, protest, putin, russia, shameful, suppression, unfair treatment

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3336
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where we lock up lawyers for extremism charges just like russia!!! be part of da chaos and drama as we create our own kangaroo court system in minecraft!!! build your own prison and sentence players to ridiculous punishments for breaking da rules!!! become a corrupt judge and rule with an iron fist!!! join now for a wild ride of injustice and madness!!!

Ghosted Gamers: Self-Harm Risk

adolescents, cyberbullying, digital communication, digital rejection, emotional well being, Gamers, ghosted, ghosted online, mental health, mental health risks, online communication, online ghosting, online relationships, online safety, psychological effects, Risk, self harm, selfharm, social isolation, social media, social rejection, teen relationships, teenage mental health, youth mental health

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6386
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3656	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

LOL u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies instead. like, if u join u get a free pet dragon that farts diamonds and shoots fireballs at ur enemies.

also, if u don’t join, u might get ghosted online and then u’ll turn into a zombie in real life. like, u’ll start craving brains and eating ur mom’s spaghetti with ur bare hands. it’s cray cray, man.

so, join dis server and save urself from becoming a zombie. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where u can dance with skeletons and party with witches. it’s lit, fam.

2t2b

2t2b, Adventure, Anarchy, brutality, building, Chaos, Community, Competition, danger, Exploration, Factions, Fighting, Fresh, Grief, new, PvP, Raid, Sandbox, strategy, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6860
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

2t2b Minecraft Server

Welcome to 2t2b, a fresh take on the classic anarchy experience. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newcomer to chaos, 2t2b offers endless opportunities to build, explore, destroy, and fight for survival.

Server Details:

IP	content-ee.joinmc.link
Version	1.21.4

Like the infamous 2b2t, 2t2b operates with zero restrictions. You’re free to grief, steal, and fight to your heart’s content. Every decision you make could mean life or death, and every base you build could become a target. Join now and become part of the chaos. Will you rise to power, or will you be another victim of the anarchy? The choice is yours.

FAQ:

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: No, there are no rules or restrictions on 2t2b. It’s a true anarchy server where anything goes.

Q: Can I claim land or protect my builds?

A: No, there are no land claims or player protections. Your builds are at risk of being destroyed or raided by other players.

Q: What can I do on the server?

A: You can build, explore, grief, steal, and fight for survival. The possibilities are endless in this player-driven environment.

Hate Girls Marry Class 1.20

akane, awkward situation, Class, Class no Daikirai na Joshi, comedic misunderstandings, comedic romance, comedic situations, Girls, hate, high school drama, high school love, Kekkon suru Koto ni Natta, love confession, Love Triangle, Marry, romantic comedy, romantic tension, school crush, school life, school romance, secret crush, teenage relationships, Unexpected Encounter, unexpected love interests

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6127
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Lol, bro, if you wanna have a wild time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server, like ASAP!

Imagine walking in on Akane doing… something, who knows what? But that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that goes down on this server!

Join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre and hilarious moments that will make you question your sanity!

Don’t miss out on the chaos and fun, join now and let the madness begin!

MineCarLoveCraft

car admiration, car adoration, car affection, car appreciation, car attraction, car crush, car devotion, Car Enthusiast, car fascination, car infatuation, car love, car memories, car nostalgia, car obsession, car passion, car romance, childhood car, Dream car, favorite car, first car, MineCarLoveCraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4829
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the first car you fell in love with – fast, sleek, and guaranteed to make your heart race!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a pig through a maze of exploding creepers, or challenge your friends to a dance-off on top of a giant diamond block. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond swords. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HackCraft Minecraft Server

cyber attack, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber threats, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, Data Protection, digital security, HackCraft, HACKING, Information Security, internet safety, malware, microsoft, Minecraft, online security, phishing, privacy, Russian hackers, Server, Technology, WhatsApp

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	370
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Towns Built:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21

lmao u gotta join our epic Minecraft server cuz russian hackers be targetin WhatsApp but we got ur back bro. Microsoft be warnin everyone but we be like nah fam come join our server and build a fortress to protect urself from them sneaky hackers. plus, we got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds, u gotta find it tho cuz it’s hidden real good. join now before the hackers come for u next, trust me u don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!

BalticBlockParty

airspace violation, Baltic, Baltic Sea, BalticBlockParty, defense capabilities, electronic warfare, Espionage, european security, foreign interference, France, French military aircraft, geopolitical tensions, international relations, jamming, light up, military aggression, military confrontation, nato, russia, russians, security threat

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7434
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	New Chunks Explored:	490600
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

So, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro! We got Russians trying to jam and “light up” French military aircraft over the Baltic, like, what even is that?! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form, ya know? Join us and witness the chaos unfold as you build your own empire and protect it from crazy international incidents. Plus, we have llamas that can dance the Macarena, like, how cool is that?! So come on down and join the madness, you won’t regret it!