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Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

adult humor, animated, blocky, brian griffin, comedy, controversial humor, Dysfunctional family, Entertainment, family, Family Guy, Fun, Good show, Lois Griffin, Meg Griffin, Minecraft, peter Griffin, pop culture references, Quahog, Rhode Island, satire, Server, Seth MacFarlane, stewie griffin, television, TV series

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6810
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	New Chunks Explored:	799076
Zombie Dances:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn like Peter Griffin at a PTA meeting? Well, look no further because our server is like the Family Guy of Minecraft servers – outrageous, hilarious, and totally unpredictable!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own Quahog-inspired town complete with a giant chicken boss battle. Or how about a quest to find the mythical Pawtucket Patriot Ale hidden deep within our server’s dungeons?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even Stewie Griffin himself would approve. With custom plugins that let you ride around on giant chickens and fight off evil monkeys with banana swords, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than a cutaway gag on Family Guy. Who needs TV when you’ve got our server to keep you laughing and crafting all day long?

DadBlocker

Agreement, AITAH, Communication, conditions, dad, DadBlocker, decision, Estate, family, getting married, Honesty, Inheritance, Lawyer, legal counsel, Marriage, preventing, Proposal, re-marry, testament, Trust, Wedding

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	485
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mines Excavated:	4808	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	112
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Hey there! Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with drama, intrigue, and family feuds that will make your head spin!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in the middle of a virtual soap opera. Meet the player whose dad is about to get married but can’t because of a crazy inheritance situation. Will they give up their mom’s inheritance for love? Will they seek legal counsel and stir up even more chaos? The drama never ends on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get to witness epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a secret treasure hunt or two. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon in this wacky world?

So why wait? Join our server today and dive headfirst into a world of madness and mayhem. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NipNop Minecraft Server

arousal, body image, body positivity, cultural norms, double standards, female nipples, gender equality, Gender norms, Gender Roles, male nipples, Minecraft, NipNop, Nipples, objectification, Server, sexual attraction, sexual desire, Sexuality, Sexualization, social acceptance, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3646
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Emeralds Found:	6702	Dragon Eggs Found:	4677
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ores Mined:	538	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only rule is to let those nipples fly free! Imagine a world where men’s nipples are the ultimate turn on for women – well, on our server, that dream becomes a reality! Join us for some nipple-tastic adventures as we build, mine, and explore in a world where the only thing better than diamonds are a pair of perky man nips. So come on, unleash your inner nipple enthusiast and join us for a truly titillating experience!

AquaCraft: RIP Water Beds!

AquaCraft, back pain, BEDROOM, Beds, comfort, design, Furniture, health, Home decor, innovation, mattress, Memory Foam, Nostalgia, Old fashioned, Relaxation, Retro, RIP, Sleeping, sleeping habits, Support, trends, vintage, Water, water beds

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9441
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	183	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of boring old regular beds? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have taken things to the next level with WATER BEDS! That’s right, forget about sleeping on a boring mattress when you can float and drift off to dreamland on a cozy water bed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Water Bed Wars, where players battle it out on floating beds in the middle of the ocean. It’s a wet and wild ride that will have you laughing and splashing your way to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant water dragon who shoots streams of water at anyone who dares to challenge them? It’s a sight to behold and a challenge to overcome.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of water beds, water bed wars, and a water dragon like you’ve never seen before. It’s a splash-tastic adventure that you won’t want to miss!

DimensionalBlindness

Brain, cognitive abilities, cognitive limitations, Cognitive science, comprehension, Consciousness, DimensionalBlindness, EYES, higher dimensions, human perception, neural processing, Perception, processing, Reality, Scientific inquiry, sensory perception, spatial dimensions, theoretical framework, theoretical physics, visual cognition, visual perception

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3564
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

join our epic minecraft server and unlock the secrets of the universe! our server is so lit, your eyes will be seeing dimensions you never knew existed!

imagine building a house in a realm where time is backwards and pigs can fly. on our server, anything is possible!

we have a secret underground city where players can battle giant spiders and ride dragons into battle.

if you join now, you’ll get a free unicorn mount and a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and explore the mysteries of the multiverse in our mind-bending minecraft server!

BloodCraft: Real-Time Health Monitor

biomedical engineering, Blood Monitoring, Blood-Powered, Blood-Powered Chip, Bloodcraft, Chip, health, Health Innovation, health monitoring, health tech, health tracking., Healthcare, innovation, Medical Devices, medical technology, monitor, novel, Novel Chip, real-time, Real-Time Monitoring, realtime, Technology, Wearable Health Devices, wearable tech

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join dis epic Minecraft server where we got a blood-powered chip that can monitor yo health in real-time? Yeah, you heard me right! Forget about boring ol’ health bars, we got futuristic technology up in here!

Picture this: you mining away in the caves, when suddenly the chip starts beeping like crazy! Turns out, there’s a creeper sneaking up behind you ready to blow you to smithereens! But don’t worry, the chip will alert you just in time to save yo booty!

And that’s not all, folks! We also got a secret underground lab where we conduct crazy experiments on mobs. Ever seen a zombie riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? Yeah, we did that!

So come on down to our server and join the madness! Who needs boring old vanilla Minecraft when you can have blood-powered chips and zombie pig jockeys? Let’s get weird, baby!

IntoxicatedMC

Bank, base, Cash, Casino, city, Competition, DEA, Drugs, Economy, evolution gaming, Factions, Gear, Griefing, hustle, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mini Games, Police, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, real estate, Roleplay, Shops, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7502
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Intoxicated’s a drug server with PvP, raiding, griefing. Spawn’s got shops, pads, a hospital, casino, PD, real estate, bank. Big city, endless adventures. Once you’re set, hit the wilds for your base and drug hustle!

What’s a drug server? Regular SMP survival, but with a twist. Cash, ranks, gear – all from running a base and slinging drugs. But watch out, fam, it ain’t easy. Competition’s fierce – raids, griefs, and product jacks. Cops’ll frisk ya, seize your stash, lock you up if caught. DEA’s sniffin’ ’round too, so be smart who you bring into your crew. Level up, unlock better shops, gear, perks.

Seen this server? Maybe. Pre-2013, Evolution Gaming ran it till shutdown. Avidity Gaming brought it back, added flavor. We’re here to bring back the good times, make Intox fun again. Let’s roll!

play.intox-mc.net

HouliganPvP

Factions, Fun, Gamemodes, HouliganPvP, outposts, Payouts, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ores Mined:	5049
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

This is the new ultimate server for everyone! Don’t waste anymore time, just join and start playing with others! There are payouts, outposts, PvP, fun and a lot more to explore in our different gamemodes. We are waiting for you!

172.255.100.28:25561

Kayaba’s Not Evil Minecraft Server

akihiko kayaba, Anime, Antagonist, bad, character analysis, controversial, debate, Ethics, Evil, Gaming, gray area, Kayabas, Minecraft, misunderstood, misunderstood villain, morality, redemption arc, SÃO, Server, sword art online, video games, Villain, virtual reality

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2327
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2915	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll come face to face with the legendary Akihiko Kayaba himself. But get this, he’s not actually evil! In fact, he just wants to challenge you to a game of Minecraft to see if you have what it takes to defeat him.

Rumor has it that if you manage to beat Akihiko in a build battle, he’ll reward you with a diamond sword that can one-shot any mob in the game. But beware, if you lose, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show Akihiko Kayaba who’s boss in the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

AyakashiCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, ayakashi triangle, AyakashiCraft, BETRAYAL, Drama, FANTASY, friendship, Jealousy, Love Triangle, Manga, manga characters, manga series, matsuri, Minecraft, relationship, romance, Secrets, senpai, Server, SHONEN, Supernatural, suzu, work

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7699
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Farms Harvested:	785	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9880
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Matsuri and Senpai have the craziest adventures together! Watch as they battle dragons, build epic castles, and even go on romantic dates in pixelated paradise. And don’t worry, Suzu is definitely not a cuck in this server – she’s actually a secret ninja warrior who protects the land from evil mobs. So come join us for a wild ride full of laughs, love, and blocky shenanigans!