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Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	596
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Farms Harvested:	732
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Magic Items Found:	8748	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5479
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8140
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9132
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	8652
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Ores Mined:	2140
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Farms Harvested:	557
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Potions Brewed:	74

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5218
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Meteorites Collected:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Dragons Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2267
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3779
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Dragon Eggs Found:	2788
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7921
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Void Gems Collected:	28
Divine Spears Created:	30	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

MILcraftMadness

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9978
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dimension Hops:	11
Void Gems Collected:	26	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

HealthcareRevolution SMP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4984
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	98	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!