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NoCoworkerDemandsMC

apartment living, Communication Issues, coworker demands, financial struggles, friendship fallout, funeral plans, living paycheck to paycheck, manager involvement, mental health, moving out plans, NoCoworkerDemandsMC, rent increase, roommate conflicts, roommate drama, schedule changes, setting boundaries, shift switch, storage unit, verbal abuse, xray techs

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	New Chunks Explored:	718386

Are you tired of roommate drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house with as many bathrooms as you want! No more sharing bathrooms with unreliable roommates who change their minds at the last minute.

On our server, you can set boundaries with your virtual neighbors and never have to worry about verbal abuse write-ups from managers. Plus, if someone asks you to change the schedule, you can simply say “no” without any consequences.

Join now and focus on your mental health by creating the perfect virtual living situation without any unexpected funeral interruptions. Build, mine, and craft your way to a drama-free life on our Minecraft server!

HuhnSMP

armor, Demons, dragons, Economy, fate, Huhn.., HuhnSMP, iq, Journey, Lords, Lost Souls, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Rekindle, Scuffed Stuff, Survival, Towny, Undead Asylum

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8351
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	248004	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Huhn SMP begins in the gloom and despair of Undead Asylum with nothing but a broken set of armor. During your journey across Huhn, you are shot, stabbed, and crushed; you are burned, drowned, and digested; you fall off cliffs, are consumed by the Abyss, and are always at risk of going hollow. Death becomes more familiar than life. As you are given chance after chance, however, you slowly rise to greatness. You kill terrible demons, defeat mighty dragons, and duel ancient Lords. You gather lost souls and triumph before Fate, Lord of Scuffed Stuff, who bestows a single responsibility unto you: rekindle your IQ.

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Prosper SMP: Where Minecraft worlds thrive like my plant collection, but with less watering involved

anarchy server, build projects, collection, Community, Dedicated, Discord, games, gaming interests, Griefers, hackers, invite, Involved, Join, Mature, Minecraft, Plant, Players, Prosper, respectful, rules, Server, smp, Thrive, Watering, Welcoming, worlds

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9285
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Tired of your SMP dying off? Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members. Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar gaming interests. Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!
Rules	We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. This is NOT an anarchy server so no hackers or griefers are allowed. Be respectful to other players and you will be fine! All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server.
Discord Invite	https://discord.com/invite/4v5ruAWRKv

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join the Minecraft server without joining the Discord?	No, all members must join the Discord to join the Minecraft server.
Are griefers or hackers allowed on the server?	No, this is NOT an anarchy server so griefers or hackers are not allowed.
Is the community welcoming to new players?	Yes, we are very welcoming to new members who share similar gaming interests.

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Conspiracy, CraftyBlock, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, hidden identity, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 200699234, novel, plot twist, saars, secret, Server, Suspense, suspenseful read, Thriller, unexpected ending

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	3906
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, come join our server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed their own boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week!

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself makes a surprise appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off for rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor – things can get pretty crazy around here!

Minecraft SMP: TechWorkersGoneWild

backed architecture, continuous delivery, Engineering with Utsav, hnars, Interviewing, Layoffs, Minecraft, Neetcode, negotiation advice, product manager, resume writing, salary data, salary expectations, salary negotiation, smp, systems design, tech workers, TechWorkersGoneWild, ycombinator, youtube channels

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5902
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Enchantments Applied:	289
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through treacherous alliances and backstabbing your way to the top!

Our server is like no other, with challenges that will test your survival skills to the limit. From building towering castles to battling hordes of creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all – we also offer exclusive resources and loot that you won’t find anywhere else. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? We’ve got you covered. How about a pet dragon that can fly you to the ends of the earth? We can make it happen.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft SMP server in existence. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HealthNews4Bae

anxiety, Communication, comparison, Context, Empathy, fainting, Graves Disease, health, health anxiety, HealthNews4Bae, high heart rate, insensitivity, medical article, mis-diagnosis, news article, relationship, stress, Support, tachycardia, Understanding, Women’s Health

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	138	Dragon Eggs Found:	3543
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this guy’s relationship! Our server is so exciting, you’ll never know what’s going to happen next!

Just like this guy sent his girlfriend a random article about Daisy Ridley’s health, you never know what kind of crazy messages you’ll receive from your fellow players. Will it be a link to a funny meme or a secret treasure map hidden in the game? The possibilities are endless!

And just like this guy’s girlfriend, you might find yourself questioning everything when you join our server. Are you really just playing Minecraft, or is there a deeper meaning behind every block you break and every mob you defeat? Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a conspiracy that will blow your mind!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the answers to life’s biggest mysteries while building your dream world. The only thing you can be sure of is that you’ll never be bored on our server!

ParanoidPlayerMC SMP

anxiety, apprehension, concern, distrust, fear of the unknown, FEARS, hypervigilance, Insecurity, irrational fears, mental health, nervousness, obsessive thoughts, overthinking, panic attacks, PARANOIA, ParanoidPlayerMC, phobias, self-doubt, smp, stress, suspicious, unease, worries

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9114
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Crops Grown:	8376	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Are you constantly looking over your shoulder in fear of being pranked or trolled in Minecraft? Do you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of someone stealing all your diamonds? Well, fear no more, because our Minecraft SMP is the safest place to play! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief or steal from you. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples that will protect you from any harm. So join us now and say goodbye to your paranoia, because on our server, the only thing you have to worry about is running out of snacks while you mine for diamonds!

DreamCraft: Memorable Moments

dream, dream analysis, dream experience, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memory, dream recall, dream sequence, dream symbolism, dream therapy, dream world, DreamCraft, FANTASY, imagination, lucid dreaming, memorable, memorable dream, MOMENTS, Sleep, subconscious, surreal dream, vivid dream

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8781
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210

Have you ever dreamt of a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server, where dreams really do come true!

Join us and experience the most epic dreamland you could ever imagine, where you can ride on the backs of ender dragons, build a house out of enchanted golden apples, and have a dance party with a friendly army of zombies.

But beware, in this dreamy paradise, you never know what crazy adventures await you around every corner. Will you stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot, or will you find yourself in a heated battle with a horde of evil villagers?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let your wildest dreams run wild!

FaunaFragrance Minecraft Server

animal scent, Animals, aromatic, biology, earthy, Environment, Fauna, fauna scent, FaunaFragrance, fragrant, Fresh, Minecraft, musky, Natural, Nature, nature scent, outdoors, scent, Server, smell, wildlife, wildlife scent, zoology

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2342
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magic Items Found:	5926
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mines Excavated:	3880	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like sweaty gamers and disappointment? Well, look no further because our server smells like a magical blend of unicorn farts and freshly baked cookies! Yes, you heard that right – Fauna smells like pure enchantment!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Join us and become a part of their wacky adventures as they navigate through political intrigue and hilarious mishaps.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and the occasional pair of enchanted golden pants! So come join us and experience the wild and whimsical world of Fauna – where the smell is just the beginning!

Minecraft SMP: MyStupidSlutSisterJustBrokeUpWithHerBF

BETRAYAL, Boyfriend, Breakup, coping, emotional turmoil, ex boyfriend, family drama, foids, healing, HEARTBREAK, long-term relationships, Manipulation, Minecraft, moving on, MyStupidSlutSisterJustBrokeUpWithHerBF, relationships, sister, smp, social media, Support, thirst traps, toxic behavior, twisted behavior

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Animals Bred:	133

Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft without any pesky exes or thirsty siblings getting in the way. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make your ex’s tears look like mere drops in the ocean. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – after all, who needs love when you have diamonds?