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Mystic Craft Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, Craft, Diversity, gay characters, Inclusivity, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ community in media, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ representation in entertainment, LGBTQ representation in media, LGBTQ representation in popular culture, LGBTQ representation in television, LGBTQ representation in TV shows, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ themes, LGBTQ visibility., LGBTQ+ representation in fiction, mystic, queer representation, Realm, Television Show

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8939
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	21
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	2374
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Lol, bro, if you’re tired of all the gayness in that show, you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and creepers that tell dad jokes.

You’ll never be bored with our endless possibilities for building and exploring.

Plus, our community is full of hilarious weirdos just like you.

So ditch the gay show and come join the most epic Minecraft server ever!

TuskCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, Acts, Airline, aviation security, Conspiracy, diplomatic crisis, donald tusk, eastern europe, european union, Global, international relations, Minecraft, Poland, political tensions, russia, security threats, Server, Terror, Terrorism, Tusk, TuskCraft, Vladimir Putin, world affairs

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	8212	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

lol, u know what’s more terror than that? not joining our epic minecraft server! imagine a world where u can build ur own empire, battle dragons, and ride on flying pigs! our server is so lit, even Poland’s Tusk is accusing Russia of trying to sabotage it cuz they’re jelly of how much fun we have. join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! trust me, u won’t regret it!

CraftyTerrorWars

air travel, Airlines, Aviation, Conspiracy, CraftyTerrorWars, Global, Government, intelligence, International, investigation, Plot, plot foiled, Poland, russia, Safety, security threat, suspects, terror attacks., Terrorism, Tusk, world

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even russia is jealous? well, this server is so epic that even poland’s tusk is talking about it! we got crazier plots than russia, but in a good way, like building giant TNT cannons to launch pigs into the sky or creating a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano.

join now and be part of the madness! who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a secret government conspiracy or stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. plus, our community is so awesome that even poland’s tusk would want to join in on the fun.

so what are you waiting for? come join the most epic minecraft server in the world and let’s create chaos together!

Brain Block Party

Attention, BLOCK, Brain, brain networks, decreased connectivity, dysphoria symptoms, motor function, neuroimaging, Party, posttraumatic stress disorder, ptsd, response inhibition, torture survivors

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1136
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna have ur brain blown away like a creeper explosion! we got so much fun u won’t even remember what real life is like anymore! our players are so skilled they can build a castle with their eyes closed while fighting off zombies with their toes!

come join us and experience the thrill of decreased connectivity in brain networks – it’s like playing on hard mode 24/7! u’ll be so immersed in the game u won’t even remember what response inhibition is! and don’t even get me started on the attention – u’ll be so focused on mining diamonds u won’t even notice the sun rising and setting!

plus, if u suffer from dysphoria symptoms of PTSD, this server is the perfect escape! let ur worries melt away as u explore our vast world and build ur own paradise! so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

Velax

AFK Rewards, Asia, Asians, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, Daily Rewards, Economy, Events, Gaming, Hosting, India, LifeSteal, Mini Games, multiplayer, ONLINE, Ping, pvp arena, Quests, Raiding, Ranks, Server, Singapore, Skills, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4539
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Farms Harvested:	569	Dragon Eggs Found:	8902
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Alien Abductions:	3

Velax Hosted in Asia, Singapore.

The best lifesteal server for asians! The server is hosted in India which guarantees good ping for Asians!

Our lifesteal server has Skills, Quests, Daily Rewards, Crates, Ranks, PVP Arena, AFK Rewards and much more!

play.velax.net

Bliss SMP

bliss smp, Experience, Minecraft, Plugins, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Votifier

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7105
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Divine Spears Created:	30	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

This is a server for people who just want the vanilla minecraft experience. There are no plugins on this server other than votifier. Join if you want to play minecraft as it is.

212.192.29.15:25419

Seasoned Beastrealm 1.20

animal, Beastrealm, Cooking, Culinary, DELICIOUS, flavoring, Food, Gourmet, kitchen, Meal, recipe, Seasoned, Seasoning, seasoning for beef, seasoning for fish, seasoning for meat, seasoning for pork, seasoning for poultry, spices, Tasty

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2512
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Buildings Constructed:	43
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a wild safari but with blocks and creepers! You can tame animals, build epic structures, and even battle it out with other players! It’s like a virtual zoo on steroids, man! Plus, the admins are like culinary wizards, always asking what seasoning you need on your virtual animal. It’s like playing Minecraft and Iron Chef at the same time, mind blown, right? So, come on, join us and let’s spice up this virtual world together!

LovelessCraft

Boundaries, Breakups, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotional labor, forgiveness, FRIENDSHIPS, ghosting, Honesty, LovelessCraft, loyalty, Maturity, personal growth, relationships, self reflection, self-care, Support, Trust, Understanding, validation

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5234
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Farms Harvested:	590
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Crops Grown:	5032
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being ghosted by your friends because they’re too busy in relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, romance, and maybe even a little bit of betrayal.

Our server is perfect for those who love a good love triangle or enjoy helping their friends through countless breakups. With over 15 relationships per year, you’ll never run out of drama to keep you entertained.

But don’t worry, if you ever feel like it’s all too much and you need a break from your virtual friends, feel free to ghost them without any explanation. After all, they’ve done it to you plenty of times before!

So come join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being in the middle of your friends’ relationship drama. Who needs real-life friends when you have a Minecraft server like this? Join now and never feel guilty about cutting off your friends again!

BlockyBedBliss

Bed.., BlockyBedBliss, comfort, Communication, Connection, emotional intimacy, foreplay, Intimacy, mutual satisfaction, Passion, physical intimacy, Pleasure, relationship, Respect, romance, satisfaction, Sensuality, serious, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3168
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Look no further, because our server is here to spice things up in bed… I mean, in-game! Join us for the wildest adventures and the craziest builds you’ve ever seen. Our players are so good at PvP, they’ll make you feel like you’re in bed with a creeper! So come on, join us and experience the best thing someone can do to you in bed… I mean, in-game!

GoldMineSiegeCraft

bodies retrieved, closed mine, emergency response, Fatalities, gold mine, GoldMineSiegeCraft, mine safety, mine workers, Mining (Industry), mining accident, Mining Disaster, mining operations, rescue efforts, rescue operation, Siege, south africa, South African gold mine, South African news, Tragedy, tragic event, Underground

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7246
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	224	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	41	Farms Harvested:	184
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magic Items Found:	2768
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5

come join our minecraft server where we mine for gold like crazy and maybe get trapped like those 60 bodies in south africa but dont worry we have better security than a gold mine and you wont get stuck unless you want to because our caves are filled with treasure and adventure so come on down and dig your way to victory!