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BFFs or Bae? Minecraft Server

bae, best friend breakup, BFF’s, Communication, coping with breakup, difficult decisions, emotional attachment, emotional pain, ending a friendship, friendship, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Loss, loyalty, Minecraft, moving on, partner breakup, personal growth, relationships, self reflection, Server, support system, Trust

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9079
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Ores Mined:	4905
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama of real life relationships and focus on building epic structures with your new virtual besties!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with your new BFFs, battling mobs together, and creating unforgettable memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the server resets).

Forget about heartbreak and drama, on our server, the only thing you’ll be breaking up with is your old, boring single-player world. So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious love triangles and epic betrayals in the world of Minecraft!

CarCraft: Future Rides Unleashed

Advanced technology, automobile manufacturing, automotive engineering, Automotive Industry, automotive innovation, automotive trends, car design, car production, car technology, CarCraft, cutting-edge technology, Future, future car models, future technology, innovation, next car, predictive analytics, predictive manufacturing, Produced, RIDES, Unleashed, vehicle development, vehicle production, Want

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3202
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Zombie Dances:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	42

join dis server if you want to be ahead of the game, like way ahead, like your next car is produced before you even know you want it. we got time travelers working around the clock to make sure you always have the latest and greatest in minecraft tech.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. if you join now, you might even get a chance to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

plus, our community is so tight-knit, we practically share the same brain. you’ll never feel alone on our server, unless you want to be alone, in which case we have a secret hideout just for you.

so come on down to the server where dreams come true and pigs fly high. trust us, you won’t regret it.

XyloCraft: Heart Attack Edition

artificial sweetener, Attack, blood circulation, blood clot formation, blood clotting, blood sugar levels, blood thinning, blood vessel function, cardiac health, cardiovascular risk, clot prevention, dental health, Edition, European Heart Journal, Heart, Heart Disease, heart health, plaque buildup, prothrombotic, sugar substitute, thrombosis, vascular health, xylitol, XyloCraft

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1134
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	38	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Meteorites Collected:	4

are you tired of boring minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a creeper explosion? well, come join our server where xylitol is the secret ingredient to all our crazy adventures!

imagine mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or battling zombie pigmen with enchanted lollipops! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to mess with us.

plus, did you know that xylitol is prothrombotic and associated with cardiovascular risk? well, on our server, that just means you’ll have an extra heart in your health bar and be able to run faster than Usain Bolt in a minecart race.

so what are you waiting for? come join the most epic, heart-pumping, xylitol-filled minecraft server out there! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away).

Warp & Warfare: Where Mining Pits Turn into Epic Battles 1.12.2

1.12.2, aircraft, amp, Battles, Colony, Combat, Community, Epic, futuristic, Mining, Modded, Pits, Planets, PvP, Rockets, smp, space exploration, Strategic, Technology, Thrilling, Turn, Updates, Vehicles, voice chat, WARFARE, Warp, WEAPONRY

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Meteorites Collected:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Server Name	Warp & Warfare
Overview	Join the Ultimate Modded Minecraft Experience where futuristic technology meets intense combat and strategic gameplay.
Featured Mods	HBM’s Nuclear Tech Mod Flan’s Mod Advanced Rocketry Simple Voice Chat MineColonies
Why Join Us?	Active Community Regular Updates Epic Battles

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, simply click on the following link to join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/eXFP5mKgdE

Q: What mods are featured on the server?

A: The server features HBM’s Nuclear Tech Mod, Flan’s Mod, Advanced Rocketry, Simple Voice Chat, and MineColonies.

Q: Are there community events on the server?

A: Yes, the server has friendly and active player base with community events, challenges, and collaborations.

Q: How often are updates released?

A: The server continuously improves and updates to provide fresh content and fix any issues.

Q: Can I build my own colony on the server?

A: Yes, you can build and manage your own thriving colony with MineColonies mod.

CraftyChina Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Censorship, China, communism, Corruption, Country, CraftyChina, criticism, culture, double standards, Fake, global perception, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hypocrisy, international relations, Minecraft, online behavior, Politics, Propaganda, Server, social media, society

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Magic Items Found:	4350
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of llamas on a rollercoaster! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while dodging explosive creepers and battling evil villagers who have a secret alliance with the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city where players can trade diamonds for enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs from your fingertips. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can journey to the Nether realm where you’ll find a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen and a lava surfing competition with the Ghast King.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage because things are about to get seriously wacky!

HateCraft Minecraft Server

artist bullying, artist controversy, cyber harassment, cyberbullying, fandom drama, fandom hate, hate culture, Hate Speech, hate thread, HateCraft, Internet bullying, internet drama, Kevin Spencer, Minecraft, online abuse, online bullying, online harassment, online hate, online negativity, online toxicity, Server, social media hate, toxic fandom

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8575
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Our community is so wild, we make the fandom look like a bunch of kittens.

One time, one of our artists got so salty over a build competition that they straight up bullied a user off the Internet. Can you believe it? That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect when you join our server.

But don’t worry, it’s not all drama and chaos. We also have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground club where players can party like it’s 1999. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

JoblessBro Minecraft Server

ai art, Apology, art commissions, artist, Automation, brother, Communication, Conflict, Empathy, family, insensitive, job loss, JoblessBro, JOKE, layoff, Minecraft, misunderstanding, redundancy, Résumé, Server, side hustle, Support, Technicians

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4114
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2159
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Void Gems Collected:	28
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your real-world problems? Look no further than our server, where even AI can’t take over your fun! Join us and escape the harsh reality of layoffs and redundancies with our epic adventures and crazy builds.

Imagine a world where AI art tools are no match for your creativity and imagination. Our server is the ultimate escape from the daily grind, where you can build, explore, and laugh your worries away. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own virtual universe?

So come join us on the most ridiculous Minecraft server out there, where even the most serious situations can be turned into a hilarious joke. Don’t be an AI art tool, be a part of our wacky community and let your creativity run wild. See you in the game, where the only thing getting laid off is your boredom!

ToothlessNephewCraft

Birthday Party, demo team, dentist bill, family, hand movements, injury, Laughter, Maplewood yoyo, misunderstanding, nephew, parenting, professional use, self retracting mechanism, sibling rivalry, starter yo-yo, talent show, ToothlessNephewCraft, Toy, tv news, uncle, yo-yo

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5300
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a yo-yo – full of ups and downs, twists and turns, and guaranteed to keep you entertained!

Join our server and experience the thrill of yo-yo tricks in Minecraft! Our owner has been a yo-yo master since the age of five, even appearing on TV shows and news segments showcasing his skills. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that kind of greatness?

We offer free yo-yos to all new players, perfect for beginners to learn the ropes. But beware, just like the nephew who couldn’t handle the fancy Maplewood yo-yo, you may find yourself in sticky situations if you’re not careful!

So come join us on our server, where the yo-yos are flying and the fun never stops. Just remember, play at your own risk – we take no responsibility for any dental bills incurred from yo-yo mishaps!

MineCraftyMoneyMakers Server

affluent, affluent lifestyle, career, finance, high earning, high income, high income career, high income job, high income lifestyle, high income profession, high paying job, income level, Job, Lifestyle, luxury, MineCraftyMoneyMakers, Profession, salary, Server, Successful, Wealthy

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6224
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of playing on basic Minecraft servers with peasants who can’t even afford a diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for the elite 1% of Minecraft players who make over $200k a year!

Join us and experience a world where even the creepers wear designer sunglasses and the zombies drive Lamborghinis. Build your mansion made entirely of emerald blocks and hire villagers to serve you golden carrots on silver platters.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most luxurious resources, from diamond-encrusted armor to enchanted golden apples that grant you eternal life (in the game, of course).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and live like a virtual billionaire, join us now and show the world that you truly are the top 1% of blocky society!

CultCraft: Craziest & Coolest!

COOLEST, Craziest, crazy cults, cult awareness, cult behavior, cult beliefs, cult control, cult extremism, cult fanaticism, cult followers, cult impact, cult indoctrination, cult influence, cult leaders, cult manipulation, cult practices, cult psychology, cult rituals, cult survival, CultCraft, cults, modern cults

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Love Letters Sent:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	879481
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Have you ever heard of the Cult of the Creeper? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a group of players who worship the almighty Creeper god and sacrifice stacks of gunpowder to appease it. Join us and become a devout follower of the explosive deity!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who believe they are actually living inside the game and refuse to log off, convinced that their real lives are just a simulation. Are you brave enough to join their ranks and embrace the pixelated reality?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover this elusive prize and become the richest player in all of Minecraft?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!