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LazyPandaCraft: Where you can get a 5/10 without even trying!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4706
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of grinding away on other Minecraft servers just to get mediocre rewards? Well, look no further because on our server, you can jerk off to 9/10 pixelated girls daily! Why settle for a 5/10 when you can have a 9/10 experience right at your fingertips? Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and endless laughs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane Minecraft server experience!

Block Punch Mania

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	939
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us as we embark on a mission to rewrite the script of two absolutely ridiculous Jews who thought they were comedians.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have two unfunny hacks leading the way, ensuring that every moment is filled with laughter (or cringing, depending on your sense of humor).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild and crazy that even Jesus himself would say “Fuck, this is insane!” Join us as we build, mine, and explore in a world where anything can happen.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this absurd adventure and see where the madness takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!

Crafting Waifus: The Ultimate ‘/int/ernational gf thread’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6088
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	277	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Looking for a girlfriend who can kick butt and take names? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a special faction of Amazonian American soldier girlfriends who are ready to protect you from creepers and zombies while also stealing your heart.

These ladies are not only strong and fierce, but they also have a sweet side that will make you melt like a block of ice in the Nether. Plus, they are definitely not fat – in fact, they are so fit and toned that you’ll be wondering if they’re secretly training for the Olympics.

Join our server today and you’ll have the chance to meet your very own Amazonian American soldier girlfriend. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a whirlwind romance that will make all your friends jealous. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the love (and the adventure) begin!

CraftyV4M – Where Pixels and Memes Collide!

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9806
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready for the Birthday Girl Edition! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to Mono’s birthday bash! We’ve got Gen 1, Gen 2, and even Gen 3 talents like you’ve never seen before. From Abi Kadabura slaying creepers to Yumi the Witch brewing up some potions, this server is the place to be.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got debut merch that will make you look cooler than a diamond sword. And don’t forget about the Globie gen 2 girls making their debut this weekend – they’re so awesome, even Herobrine is jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be impressed. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, only on the most epic Minecraft server in the multiverse!

Crafty AF: Game of the Year my ass

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8565
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Void Armor Forged:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that claim to be the “Game of the Year”? Well, look no further because our server is the REAL deal. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and gold for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time, then join us today. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, “Game of the Year my ass.”

2 More Blocks Until the Zeitgeist Shifts Again Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6383
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Are you tired of waiting for the world to end? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We’ve got creepers ready to explode, zombies ready to munch on your brains, and Endermen ready to teleport you to another dimension. Join us for the ultimate apocalyptic experience – who needs the real world when you can have chaos and destruction in block form? Hurry, before the zombies beat you to it!

Crafty Runescape Rascals: ‘/osg/ Oldschool Shenanigans’

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	939
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8021

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and tame creatures? Well, look no further than our Brutal Urban Youth Dragon-edition server!

Join us for epic battles against Undead Pirates, where you can show off your skills in the Colosseum and become the ultimate champion. But beware, NPC Defence Changes mean the enemies are tougher than ever before!

Looking for a challenge? Take part in our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition and prove you’re the best of the best. And if you’re new to the server, don’t worry – we have quests and diaries to guide you on your journey to greatness.

With a website, wiki, and Twitter page to keep you informed, you’ll never miss out on the latest updates and events. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and unleash your inner dragon-slaying, pirate-fighting, colosseum-conquering hero today!

MonkeyPawCraft: Where wishes come true… in the most unexpected ways!

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4609
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true…kinda. Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday.

Our server is so magical, it’s like someone wished on a monkey paw to give you everything you want…but with a hilarious twist. Want a diamond sword? Sure, but it’s made out of spaghetti. Want to build a castle? Go for it, but it might just turn into a giant rubber duck halfway through.

Join us for the most unpredictable, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and mishaps you’ll encounter on our server. So come on in and let the madness begin!

Blocky Bros: Where Spy X Family meets Minecraft fantasies!

aspirations, blocky, bros, cool dog, decent neighborhood, dream life, family, fantasies, fantasy fulfillment, Future, goals, homogeneous society, hot wife, ideal lifestyle, Kids, male fantasy, meets, Minecraft, nice car, nice clothes, nice house, Patriotic, perfect life, Spy, spy x family, well paying job, wish fulfillment

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7766
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66

Are you tired of living in the real world where you have to work hard for everything you want? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can live out your ultimate male fantasy without any of the pesky responsibilities!

Imagine having a hot loving wife who always has dinner ready for you in the virtual world. Your kids will be well-behaved and never talk back to you. And don’t forget about your cool dog who can do all sorts of tricks!

On our server, you’ll have a well-paying job that requires zero effort on your part. You can wear the fanciest clothes and drive the nicest car without ever worrying about money. Your house/apartment will be in the fanciest neighborhood where everyone is just like you – patriotic and homogeneous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living the dream life you’ve always wanted! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft?

PastaCraft: Where Italian MILFs and Creepers unite in blocky bliss!

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9981
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with Italian MILFs who will show you the true meaning of “block party.” Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us for a spicy adventure that will leave you saying, “Mamma mia, that was one heck of a blocky good time!”