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Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP

bathroom humor, dirty job, dirty work, Employee, employment, FACTORY, factory job, factory jokes, funny, funny job, gross job, humor, Job, job jokes, Minecraft, Poop, poop factory, poop jokes, smelly job, smelly work, smp, stinky job, work, work humor, work jokes

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2143
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
New Chunks Explored:	725883	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of working at the poop factory! Yes, you heard that right. We have a fully functioning poop factory where you can collect, process, and sell poop for in-game currency. Who knew virtual poop could be so valuable?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you can impress General Cluckington with your chicken wrangling skills, he will grant you access to the secret chicken hideout filled with rare loot.

And if that’s not enticing enough, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while avoiding explosive surprises from our resident DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyCouple Minecraft Server

CraftyCouple, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family photos, family traditions, guest list, Minecraft, plus one, seating arrangements, Server, sibling relationships, table arrangements, wedding etiquette, wedding etiquette for guests, wedding etiquette rules, Wedding guest, wedding guest list, wedding guests, wedding planning, wedding planning stress, wedding planning tips, wedding seating

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6973
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of seating arrangements just like the ones at a wedding! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos, just like trying to figure out who sits where at a family event.

On our server, you can experience the thrill of trying to navigate tricky family dynamics and seating dilemmas. Will you be the one to make the tough decisions like asking someone to sit at a separate table, or will you be the one causing the drama by insisting on sitting with your significant other?

With only 12 max per table, you’ll have to strategize and plan carefully to ensure everyone is happy. And who knows, maybe you’ll even meet a mysterious stranger who will shake things up at your virtual wedding!

So come join us on our server for a wedding experience like no other. Who needs a plus one when you have a whole community of players to navigate through seating arrangements with? Let the chaos begin!

StepFamCraft: No More Religious Drama

aita, begged, BELIEF, christmas, custody order, customs, decision, Drama, family, GOD, Halloween, holidays, pressured, Religion, Religious, religious days, Respect, StepFamCraft, stepfamily, Unhappy

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7810
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Buildings Constructed:	23	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Emeralds Found:	9151	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

Are you tired of being pressured to join in on religious customs and holidays that just don’t vibe with you? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of family expectations and religious obligations.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where you make the rules. No stepfamily members begging you to reconsider your beliefs here – just pure, unadulterated fun. Plus, we have a special Halloween and Christmas event that you won’t want to miss out on (sorry stepmom, your alternative Christmas doesn’t stand a chance against ours).

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, be yourself without any pressure to conform to someone else’s beliefs. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time.

HoleyUndiesNoProb-Minecraft SMP

HoleyUndiesNoProbMinecraft, smp

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5199
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you want to be part of a community where players with holes in their underwear are celebrated and given special perks. Why throw out those holey undies when you can show them off to the world in all their glory?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

YouthfulMinecraftFun

“Youth, Abilities, activities, aging, aging process, capabilities, changes, childhood memories, growing up, hobbies, LIMITATIONS, Nostalgia, past experiences, pastimes, physical abilities, physical limitations, Reminiscing, restrictions, YouthfulMinecraftFun

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3807
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Remember when you could fit your whole fist in your mouth? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can relive those glory days by challenging other players to a “Fist-Full-Of-Food” competition! The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for life. Join now and show off your jaw-dropping skills!

HamasTunnelCrawl

Conflict, controversy, current events, gaza, Graffiti, Hamas, HamasTunnelCrawl, London, Maps, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, protest, public transportation, rape tunnels, Subway, Terrorism, Transportation, uk, Underground, Vandalism

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9213
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	167	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Farms Harvested:	938	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Magic Items Found:	4681
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find! We got more twists and turns than London’s Underground, and that’s saying something! Our map is covered with maps of Hamas ‘rape tunnels’ in Gaza – talk about a wild ride!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane adventures in Minecraft history. We’ve got secret passageways, hidden treasures, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the madness of our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

Love Quest Minecraft Server

emotional investment, giving love, love, love and balance, love and commitment, Love And Communication, love and effort, love and emotions, love and expectations, love and fulfillment, love and reciprocity, love and relationships, love and satisfaction, love and trust, Love And Understanding, love and vulnerability, love reciprocation, Minecraft, point of love, Quest, receiving love, Server, unrequited love

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1441
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated in your love life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that! Our players will shower you with so much love and support, you’ll feel like the most cherished diamond in the mineshaft.

Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and heartwarming friendships. Build your own love castle and find your soulmate among our pixelated players. Who needs real-life love when you have a whole virtual world of love waiting for you?

So come on, join our server and experience a love like no other. Because on our server, love isn’t just a feeling, it’s a way of life.

Imagine If The Green Was Red On This Map, Haha Minecraft SMP

Alternate Reality, amusing, color change, color swap, Creative, FANTASY, funny, Green.., haha, humor, hypothetical scenario, imagination, Imagine, Map, map alteration, mind game, Minecraft, playful, red, smp, visual change, what if, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2351
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have a server for you! Imagine a world where the grass is red and the sky is purple – that’s right, our server is like a psychedelic dream come true!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them cake. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are actually great dancers.

Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s get this party started!

License2Craft Minecraft Server

background check, Boundaries, Drivers license, family dynamics, family opinions, financial reasons, future mother in law, health concerns, Health Insurance, health issues, License2Craft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal information, privacy, privacy rights, relationship boundaries, respecting privacy, Server, WIBTA, work sabbatical

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1810
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Are you tired of dealing with nosy future in-laws who think they have a right to your personal information? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where your privacy is respected and your driver’s license is safe from prying eyes!

We offer a safe haven for those who are tired of being interrogated by their future mother-in-law about their past. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about invasive background checks or judgmental family members.

Join now and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and avoiding creepers. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what adventures await you!

So come on down to our server and leave your driver’s license worries behind. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

WifeysSurpriseTripCancelledLOL

accusations, best friend involvement, BETRAYAL, breach of trust, cancelled surprise trip, cheating accusations, hurt feelings, lack of communication, lack of trust, lack of understanding, marriage counseling, marriage problems, overreaction, rebooking trip, secret planning, suspicion, tracking movements, trust issues, unexpected betrayal, WifeysSurpriseTripCancelledLOL

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9546
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where trust is never an issue! Unlike some spouses, we won’t track your every move or accuse you of cheating just for planning a surprise trip. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience and leave the real-life craziness behind. Plus, our server is so epic, even your wife’s best friend will be on your side! Join now and leave the accusations at the door.