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Pickpocketing Marsupials Server

Animal Behavior, animal facts, animal pouches, animal theft, Australian fauna, australian wildlife, interesting animals, Kangaroos, Koalas, marsupial species, marsupials, pickpocketed, Pickpocketing, possums, pouch, Server, thievery, unique animals, unique behavior, wallabies, wildlife, wildlife trivia

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7515
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. like, did you know that on this server, marsupials are the only animals that can be pickpocketed? like, imagine sneaking up on a kangaroo and stealing its wallet, bro.

but that’s not even the best part. on this server, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. creepers doing the electric slide, skeletons breakdancing, it’s wild, man.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts. rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly llamas. but watch out, because they’re trained in martial arts and will karate chop anyone who tries to steal their bling.

so, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s totally bonkers and full of surprises, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those pickpocketing marsupials, they’re sneaky little buggers.

Blocky Commute: Beyond Downtown Hub

blocky, city planning, Commute, commuting patterns, daily movements, digital nomads, downtown, downtown hubs, economic geography, economic impact, employment trends, Hub, neighborhood-bound, remote jobs, remote work, research, spatial analysis, Technology, telecommuting, Transportation, urban development, urban economies, work from home, Workforce

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6264
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5503	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

so, like, u know how u think ur just chillin in ur lil neighborhood, doin ur thing? well guess what, turns out ur daily movements are like, way more wild than u thought. like, u could be affectin urban economies without even knowin it. crazy, right?

join our minecraft server and be part of this INSANE discovery. u could be the reason a whole downtown hub thrives or dies. u never know, man. it’s like, a whole new level of responsibility.

plus, we have the most lit builds and the craziest events. like, one time we had a giant chicken parade that took over the whole server. it was cluckin wild, dude. u don’t wanna miss out on this kind of madness.

so come on, join us and be part of the urban economy revolution. who knew minecraft could be so impactful, right? let’s shake things up together, one block at a time.

Prime Survival

Community, Discord, Economy, Events, evolving world, Friendly, Lag-free, Loyal, multiplayer, multiplayer server, North America, Optimized, Positive, Prime, problem solving, Seasons, Server, Shops, smp, Staff Team, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Prime Survival Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.primesurvival.net
About	Server has been operating since 2018. Prime aims to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and constantly improve its features.
Community	Player base mainly from North America but all are welcome. Active Discord server for announcements and community interaction.

FAQ

Q: How long has Prime Survival been operating?

A: Prime Survival has been operating since 2018.

Q: What is the goal of Prime Survival?

A: The goal of Prime Survival is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers, improve on their shortcomings, and provide a lag-free experience for players.

Q: Where does the majority of the player base come from?

A: The majority of the player base comes from North America, but players from all regions are welcome to join.

Q: Is there an active community Discord server?

A: Yes, Prime Survival has an active Discord server for announcements, discussion, and community interaction. Players are encouraged to join to stay connected.

Q: What can players expect from the ALL NEW 1.21x map in Prime Survival?

A: The ALL NEW 1.21x map in Prime Survival offers an enhanced survival experience for players. Join the server and Discord to stay updated on community activities.

ZenCraft Skylands 1.21.1

1.21.1, addiction, anxiety, b.., benzodiazepine abuse, benzodiazepines, coping mechanisms, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, mood problems, panic attacks, pharmaceuticals, prescription drugs, Psychiatry, Psychology, side effects, Skylands, Therapy, Treatment, Xanax, zencraft

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1012
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	252
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Yo, bros, forget about Xanax, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why deal with panic attacks when you can be mining diamonds and building epic structures in our world? Plus, who needs mood problems when you can be chilling with your virtual buddies and having a blast? Anxiety? Pshhh, just join our server and let all your worries melt away as you explore, create, and have a freaking awesome time. Trust me, this server is the ultimate cure for all your real-life problems. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft magic heal your soul!

Pixel Punk Paradise

BTFO, cm punk, cmpg, commodity, Embed, general, Goat, Hottest, instagram, Links, Paradise, PIXEL, Platform, punk, Punker, Raw, related, Seething, social media, twitter, Widgets, wrestling

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3259
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Emeralds Found:	2224	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got all the RAWThe Punker’s links for you to check out, like his Instagram and Twitter. SEETHING SEFF BTFO BY THE GOAT, you know what I’m saying? Join us for some epic gaming adventures and let’s have a blast together! Don’t miss out, come join the madness now!

BoundaryCraft Server

apartment, Boundaries, Boundary, BoundaryCraft, comfort, Communication, control, Disrespect, Expectations, Favor, Friend, Frustration, houseguest, manipulative, Military, privacy, relationships, Rent, Respect, roommate, Safety, Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4335
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful roommates who bring random strangers into your home without any consideration for your safety or privacy? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual home without the worry of unwanted guests barging in!

On our server, you can create your own rules and enforce them however you see fit. Want to ban all players who don’t ask permission before entering your virtual abode? Go for it! Want to charge rent in diamonds and emeralds? Totally doable!

Join us now and experience a world where you are the master of your domain, where no one can disrespect you or your virtual spouse. Build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content, all without the drama of real-life roommates. Plus, we have a strict “no random strangers in your virtual home” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that your virtual wife is safe while she’s out slaying zombies or mining for resources.

Don’t let real-life roommate drama ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server today and start building your dream virtual home, free from unwanted guests and drama!

MexiCraftSisNoHelp

Argument, Certification, Cleansing, Decision making, Diploma, education, enema, family, financial responsibility, God’s mission, INDEPENDENCE, knowledge, mexico, MexiCraftSisNoHelp, MONEY, normal life, Phone, Religion, School, sibling, Support

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4971
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further! Join our server and escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about your sister running off to questionable schools in Mexico.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and make sure they never abandon you for some weird cult-like school. Plus, you won’t have to worry about paying for their phone bills or meals – they can fend for themselves in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual family experience, where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to decide what color to paint your virtual house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family issues.

LovestruckLlama Minecraft SMP

Affection, Commitment, deep connection, devotion, emotions, Falling In Love, feelings, Heartwarming, INTIMATE, knowing, Life Partner, long term, love, LovestruckLlama, Minecraft, Passion, realization, relationships, romance, sentimental, smp, soulmate, special bond

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7174
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, with unicorns flying around and diamond armor growing on trees. Like, I knew I loved this server when I rode a pig off a cliff and survived because I had a feather falling enchantment on my boots. It was like, true love at first sight, you know?

And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance when the sun goes down. I swear, I saw a creeper breakdancing with a skeleton, it was wild. That’s when I knew this server was the one for me.

Oh, and did I mention the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of baked potatoes? It’s insane, bro. I wished for a pet dragon and now I ride around on a dragon breathing fire on all the noobs.

So yeah, if you wanna experience true love and ridiculous adventures, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun, and you’ll never want to leave. Trust me, bro, it’s the best decision you’ll ever make.

Elon’s Crafty Politics

activism, billionaire, brexit, Business, Crafty, Economy, electric vehicles, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, future trends, global affairs, Government, influence, innovation, leadership, Politics, renewable energy, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla, UK politics

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	516
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

Have you heard the rumors? Elon Musk is actually joining UK politics because he wants to build a Minecraft server that is out of this world! Literally, he plans to create a server set on Mars where players can mine for space diamonds and battle alien mobs. And guess what? He’s looking for players to join him on this intergalactic adventure! So if you want to be a part of history and help Elon Musk conquer the red planet in the name of Minecraft, then join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride in a Tesla spaceship to get there. 😉🚀 #MinecraftOnMars #ElonForPresident

SnowballCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, border, Canada, denial, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Minecraft, neighbor, News, North America, Politics, prime minister, Server, snowball’s chance, SnowballCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, speculation, Statement, trudeau, U.S

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6024
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, even trudeau himself said there’s not ‘a snowball’s chance’ canada would become part of it? well, this server is so lit that even the prime minister is shooketh by its awesomeness.

join us and build the most epic structures you can imagine, like a giant statue of trudeau riding a polar bear into battle against a horde of creepers. or maybe you want to create a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps to keep out pesky griefers.

we have the most insane mods and plugins that will make your minecraft experience like no other. fly around on a magic carpet, summon dragons to do your bidding, or even turn yourself into a unicorn with rainbow powers.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and show trudeau that canada can handle anything, even the most epic minecraft adventures. let’s do this, eh!