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ClothesThiefMom420

aita, Assertiveness, Boundaries, ClothesThiefMom420, clothing theft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional sensitivity, Emotional support, family dynamics, Family issues, Gaslighting, generational differences, mom stealing clothes, mother-daughter relationship, personal space, self esteem, setting boundaries, sharing clothes, size difference, understanding family dynamics

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3557	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Void Gems Collected:	23

Are you tired of your mom raiding your closet like a sneaky Minecraft thief? Join our server and leave your clothes in the safety of your virtual wardrobe! Our community is full of players who understand the struggle of having your mom stretch out your favorite dress and deny it’s yours. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can store all your precious loot away from prying eyes. Trust us, you’ll never have to deal with a size 24 mom wearing your size 14 clothes again! Join now and say goodbye to the fashion faux pas of the real world.

SmartSignsMC SMP

advanced cognition, analytical, astute, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, Clever, critical thinking, GENIUS, GIFTED, High IQ, intellectual, Intelligent, knowledgeable, Mensa, Mensa-worthy, Problem solver, quick thinker, signs of intelligence, Smart, SmartSignsMC, smp

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6147
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server I found. It’s like, the ultimate place to flex your big brain energy and show off how smart you are. Like, if you can build a redstone contraption that makes a sandwich appear out of thin air, you’re basically a genius on this server.

But that’s not even the best part, bro. The admin on this server is actually a super intelligent alien from another dimension. He’s like, a master at Minecraft and he can build stuff that will blow your mind. Rumor has it he once built a working time machine in the game and went back in time to stop the invention of creepers. Crazy, right?

And get this, if you join this server, you get access to a secret underground lab where you can conduct experiments and create potions that give you superpowers. I heard one guy drank a potion and turned into a chicken for a whole day. It was clucking hilarious.

So yeah, if you wanna prove how smart you are and hang out with some seriously wacky players, you gotta join this Minecraft server. It’s like, the place where all the cool kids with big brains go to play.

CraftyGoals2025

2025, Achievements, AMBITION, aspirations, career advancement, CraftyGoals2025, determination, dreams, Financial Stability, fulfillment, future plans, goal achievement, goal-setting, Happiness, health and wellness, Long-term goals, main goal, personal growth, self improvement, success, vision for the future

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	912
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1866
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Potions Brewed:	109	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your wildest Minecraft dreams!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond banana, rumored to grant the power of infinite building blocks! But beware, the banana is guarded by a herd of explosive llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their fruity treasure.

Not convinced yet? How about this – our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the disco-dancing Ender Dragon! Watch in awe as it boogies its way through the End dimension, leaving a trail of glitter and confetti in its wake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and make 2025 the year you become the ultimate Minecraft master!

JungleCraft Minecraft Server

#1, #sustainability, 445 sq km, afforestation, Biodiversity, carbon sequestration, climate change, conservation, ecological balance, ecosystem, Environment, Fauna, Flora, forest cover, green cover, growth, India, JungleCraft, land management, Minecraft, Natural resources, reforestation, Server, tree cover

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

come join our epic minecraft server where the trees be growin like crazy just like india’s forest cover!! we got trees for days, you can build your house in a tree if ya want!! we even have a secret tree village where the squirrels run the show, it’s wild man. plus, if you join now, you get a free pet monkey to swing from tree to tree with. so come on, join the madness and let’s grow some trees together!! 🌳🐒🌲

SyrianTortureEscapeCraft

Assad regime, cnn, freedom of press, government oppression, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights abuses, human rights violations, international news, investigative journalism, journalism ethics, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, political corruption, political prisoners, prisoner release, Syria conflict, Syrian civil war, Syrian prison, SyrianTortureEscapeCraft, torture, War Crimes

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4161
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

join our minecraft server and you will be freed from the tortures of the notorious Assad regime! we have a secret tunnel that leads straight to Syria where we rescue prisoners and bring them to our server for a life of freedom and block-building fun! who knew that playing minecraft could save you from a life of torture and misery? come join us and be a part of our epic rescue missions!

Chitin-ChloroCraft: Tomato Tolerance

agriculture, Chitin, ChitinChloroCraft, chitosan, chlorophyll levels, crop yield, drought tolerance, environmental benefits, Farming, food production, natural remedies, organic farming, Plant care, plant growth, plant health, plant nutrients, seafood shell extract, Sustainable Agriculture, tolerance, tomato, tomatoes, water retention

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9914
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Magic Items Found:	5340
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we grow TOMATOES sprayed with seafood shell extract!!! yea u heard that right, SEAFOOD SHELL EXTRACT. our tomatoes are so powerful they can survive a drought, have super green leaves, and hold onto water like a boss.

imagine having a farm full of these magical tomatoes, you’ll be the envy of all the other players. and not to mention, our server is filled with crazy adventures and challenges that will keep you on your toes.

so what are you waiting for? join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate tomato farmer in minecraft history. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Silvermons

Modded, Silvermons

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Love Letters Sent:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Silvermons Overview

Description
Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has content for players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

Description

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has content for players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

Server Information

Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Minecraft Version	1.16.5
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Silvermons?	Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players.
What features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons offers a custom level cap and rank progression system, exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.
What version of Minecraft is Silvermons running?	Silvermons is running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5
Where can I find the modpack for Silvermons?	The modpack for Silvermons can be found at https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack

Cup Thighs Back 1.20.1

/vg/ League, 1.20.1, 4ccg, 4chan Cup General, 4chan imageboard, AI vs AI, booru, champions league, culture, cup, Gusic 2, invitationals, LAN party, Livestream, PES Info, Pro Evolution Soccer, substitutions, tactical changes, Tactics, Team Management, thighs, Thighs Are Back Edition, Upcoming Events, Videos

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1212
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Votes:	5798
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Yo, bruh, imagine a Minecraft server where each board of 4chan is a freakin’ team playing Pro Evolution Soccer. Like, what even is reality anymore, amirite? You can manage these teams, make tactics, and give input during games. It’s like you’re the coach of the weirdest soccer teams ever.

Join this server if you wanna experience the madness of 4chan boards competing in a soccer simulation. It’s like watching a train wreck, but in Minecraft form. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this chaotic world of AI vs AI matches controlled by humans. Just go with it, man. Embrace the weirdness.

Fedora LMAO Minecraft SMP Taleb Anti-Islam

#youtube, Anti Islam, antiIslam, Asylum, asylum seeker, comedy, controversial, extremism, fedora, Fedoracel, germany, idolized Jews, immigration, lmao, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, pro Israel, Religion, satire, smp, social commentary, Taleb, Video

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4419
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Secret Passages Found:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the wild and crazy players out there!

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and the craziest builds you’ve ever seen. We’ve got a player who once built a giant potato that shot fireworks out of its eyes – true story!

And if you’re worried about drama, don’t be! Our community is so chill that even Germany gave one of our players asylum. And get this, he was pro-Israel and idolized Jews! Talk about a plot twist!

So come join us on our wacky adventure and see what kind of madness you can get up to. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

GiftSwapGalore Minecraft Server

appreciation, children’s clothes, christmas gifts, family dynamics, favorite store, gift criticism, gift etiquette, gift exchange, gift giving, gift receipt, GiftSwapGalore, holiday traditions, MIL, Minecraft, money gift, overstepped, Quality, Rude, Server, SIL, Target, thoughtless gift

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2446
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about your gifts being exchanged for store credit? Look no further! Join our server where all gifts are appreciated, no matter the color or quality!

On our server, we value the thought behind the gift, not just the item itself. No more worrying about your hard-earned diamonds being traded in for emeralds because they weren’t the right shade of blue. Here, every gift is cherished and loved, just like that enchanted diamond sword you crafted with care.

Join us and experience a world where gifting is a joy, not a chore. Build, explore, and exchange gifts with fellow players who understand the true meaning of generosity. And remember, on our server, the only thing being exchanged is friendly banter and epic loot!