Blemishine MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyArk – Minecraft Server

Windflit, Server, Ebenholz, Path of Life, Ulpianus

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! We’ve got 6 Guard Executor the Ex Foedere, who will protect you from creepers like a boss. And don’t even get us started on 6 Defender Mudrock – she’s basically a fortress on two legs.

But wait, there’s more! How about 5 Supporter Windflit, who will blow away any enemies standing in your way? Or 5 Specialist Spuria, who can craft the most insane weapons you’ve ever seen?

And let’s not forget about our exclusive skins, like the Il Siracusano Rerun – Vigil skin, which will make you look like a total badass while mining for diamonds.

Join us on this server and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs boring old servers when you can be a part of this insanity? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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CraftyCraze – Minecraft Server

Vigil skin, Shalem, Mudrock, Ulpianus, paprika

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll fall off your blocky chair? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in all of the pixelated universe! Join us for epic battles against creepers, hilarious pranks on unsuspecting players, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive content that will blow your mind, like a secret quest to find the legendary Diamond Sheep, a potion that turns you into a chicken for 24 hours, and a hidden disco party in the Nether realm.

Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Join our server now and prepare to laugh until your inventory is full of diamonds from all the fun you’ll be having.

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Blocky Knights LOL

Mlynar, lol, Absinthe, texas, skins

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a chicken in a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players. From filling your house with llamas to turning your diamond armor into a tutu, these villagers will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep a sense of humor handy. See you in the game!

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SoyCraft Minecraft Server

soy products, Server, Soy milk, soy allergies, SoyCraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything unique or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare. Yes, you heard that right – llamas! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, guarded by a fierce army of flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Oh, and did we mention that if you eat too much soy in your diet on our server, you’ll turn into a giant block of tofu? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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BasedChudVsIntRannyMinecraftSMP

BBC, identity politics, current events, ranny, Alt-Right

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old basic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by engaging in intense political debates and international discussions. Are you a based /pol/ack chud ready to dominate the server with your superior intellect? Or are you a /int/ranny cringe BBC sissie looking to prove your worth in the virtual world? Either way, this server is the perfect place for you to show off your skills and make some enemies along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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CraftyBnBSnitch

intervention, Abuse, CraftyBnBSnitch, Police, overreaction

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine staying at a Minecraft Bed and Breakfast in the Highlands of Scotland. The walls are thin, just like in real life! If you talk too loudly, the players in the rooms next to you will hear everything. It’s like a virtual reality experience!

We have family rooms filled with toddlers, children, teenagers, parents, and even a grandmother from Italy. But beware, they might knock on your virtual door and offer you virtual drinks and ice cream. Who knows what they’ll do next? It’s a virtual rollercoaster of emotions!

And just like in real life, drama unfolds in the virtual world. You might hear virtual banging on your virtual walls, virtual crying, and virtual shouting in Italian. But don’t worry, the virtual police will come to investigate and take the virtual troublemakers away.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning if you’re overreacting or just having a blast!

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UnlearnableCraft

instinctual knowledge, unteachable, unteachable skills, unlearnable, beyond learning

Join our Minecraft server and learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our expert llama trainers will teach you how to communicate with these majestic creatures using only your mind. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of llama language and become the ultimate llama whisperer!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic llama races across treacherous terrain, compete in llama beauty pageants judged by celebrity llamas, and even embark on daring llama rescue missions to save stranded llamas in distress.

So why wait? Join our server today and unlock the mystical world of llama whispering! You’ll never look at these fluffy creatures the same way again.

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KramCraftHotelStrike

violence, Kramatorsk, search and rescue, Ukraine, missing

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, even reuters journalists are ditching their jobs to play with us! our server is so lit, it’s like a russian strike on a hotel in kramatorsk – you won’t know what hit you! we have so many crazy adventures and insane stories, you’ll never want to leave. plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret club. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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BroCraftBros: No Drama Allowed!

relationship dynamics, Drama, interpersonal relationships, Gender Roles, sexual promiscuity

join this epic minecraft server where we only allow women who prefer male friends!! why? because we believe they are the most trustworthy, least sexually promiscuous, and pose no threat to romantic relationships!! come join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and proving stereotypes wrong!! plus, we have a secret underground club where we plot to take over the minecraft world with our male friends by our side!! don’t miss out on the fun, join now!!

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Evo SMP: Where surviving Minecraft is easier than spelling ‘geopolitics’ correctly! Join us for fun events and whitelisted shenanigans in version 1.21!

eras, Shenanigans, random events, limited resources, CORRECTLY

Evo SMP Server Overview

Features	Description
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Focus	Evolution and adaptability in gameplay
Eras	Shifts in gameplay and resources
Events	Random events for challenges and opportunities
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the focus of Evo SMP?	The focus of Evo SMP is on evolving and adapting in a dynamic world where survival is only the beginning.
How is the server divided?	The server is divided into eras, each bringing a shift in available resources and gameplay strategies.
What are random events?	Random events are challenges and opportunities that shake up the world, such as natural disasters or global battles.
How can I join Evo SMP?	You can join us by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions.