Bleacher Report Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Instant Cure City

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9052	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magic Items Found:	8866	Animals Bred:	36
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

join dis epic minecraft server where u can cure ur colds and headaches with advanced tech!!! no more lame excuses for canceling plans, just hop on da server and feel better instantly!!! we got magical potions and healing spells dat will make u feel like a superhero!!! come join da fun and never worry about being sick again!!! plus, we got a secret underground bunker where u can hide from da zombie apocalypse, cuz u never know when dat sh*t gonna go down!!! so join now and be prepared for anything!!! #curemyheadache #zombiebunkerparty

Under Construction Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3746
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots diamonds out of its butt!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw dance parties instead of blowing up your stuff. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself asked for an invite (we said no because he’s a total party pooper).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where you can bust a move with skeletons and zombies who have killer dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, not literally…we hope). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends.

Zero Blu-ray Box Minecraft SMP: Aldnoah New Episode

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1188
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual rollercoaster ride! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons that can only be accessed by doing the Chicken Dance in real life while playing the game. Trust us, it’s worth it.

2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will challenge you to a build-off every full moon. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of golden apples. If you lose, well, let’s just say you don’t want to lose.

3. We have a hidden dimension called the Potato Realm where everything is made out of potatoes. Want a potato pickaxe? Done. Potato armor? You got it. Potato pets? Absolutely.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures of your virtual life! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon the fabled EP24.5: Fragments of Rain -The Penultimate Truth- episode while mining for diamonds. 😉🥔🎉 #PotatoPower

OverworkedOcelot Minecraft SMP

Burnout, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, meditation, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Minecraft, overwhelmed, overworked, OverworkedOcelot, Relaxation, reset button, self-care, self-care practices, self-care routine, smp, Stress Management, stress relief, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7695
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8781
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Looking for a place to escape the real world and let loose in a virtual one? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be overwhelmed with is the amount of diamonds you’ll find! Our server is the perfect reset button for when life gets too stressful.

Need a break from your annoying boss? Come build a castle and pretend they’re the evil dragon trying to take it down. Sick of your noisy neighbors? Take out your frustrations by creating elaborate redstone traps to prank your fellow players.

And if you’re feeling really adventurous, join our weekly “Hunger Games” style events where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies (not redeemable in real life, sorry). So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two).

Caution: May cause addiction

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2839
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Towns Built:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6527
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	267	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Warning: Joining this server may cause uncontrollable laughter, extreme happiness, and an addiction to building pixelated worlds. Our server is so fun, even creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun! From epic build battles to hilarious mini-games, you’ll never want to log off. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic dance-offs. So come join us, but be warned – you may never want to leave!

01/01/01 One-on-One Fun

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5393	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz like, someone probably had a one-on-one on 01/01/01 and it was LIT AF. Like, they were building a house and then BAM, a creeper came outta nowhere and blew it all up. But instead of getting mad, they just started a dance party with the creepers and skeletons. It was wild, man. And now, that energy is still flowing through the server, making it the most epic place to play Minecraft. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Plus, we have rainbow sheep and flying pigs. What more could you ask for? Let’s get this party started, y’all! 🎉🐑🐷 #MinecraftMadness

What is the IP for BOMPAZATV Minecraft Server?

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Villages Defended:	7	Buildings Constructed:	34

BOMPAZATV is a popular YouTube channel known for its entertaining and engaging content. With a focus on comedy skits, pranks, and vlogs, BOMPAZATV has attracted a large and dedicated following. The channel consistently delivers high-quality videos that keep viewers coming back for more. Featuring a talented and energetic team of creators, BOMPAZATV is a must-watch for anyone looking for some laughs and entertainment on the platform.

😈 RUBYX.NET ✨ ORIGINAL SERVERS ✅ WIPE 16.09 Minecraft server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3970
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Votes:	3090
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

The owner of the server «RUBYX.NET ORIGINAL WIPE SERVERS 16.09» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

rubyx.net:19132

Salvage The Anime Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1778
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a wild anime crossover episode on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant robot piloted by a talking cat shows up and challenges you to a duel. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to battle mythical creatures, build epic structures with your friends, and maybe even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Canadian Ass Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1886
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Mines Excavated:	3539
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is in desperate need of more Canadian players because, let’s face it, we need more maple syrup and politeness in our lives. Plus, have you ever seen a moose try to play Minecraft? It’s hilarious!

Join us for epic battles against evil beavers, intense hockey matches on the ice rink we built in-game, and don’t even get us started on the poutine parties we have every Friday night. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve eaten poutine while mining for diamonds.

So come on, eh? Join our server and let’s show those Americans how it’s done, eh?