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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 7738 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing in the meadows, and even a secret underground disco party with all the mobs getting down. it’s like a rave, but with creepers.
also, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest, u’ll be granted three wishes by the magical llama king. yeah, that’s right, llamas rule this server.
oh, and did i mention the roller coaster that takes u through a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and zombies do the cha-cha? it’s wild, man.
so, if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server ever, join us now. but be warned, once u enter, u may never want to leave. it’s that awesome.