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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 6413 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 10 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ONCE YOU JOIN, YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE LLAMAS WEAR TOP HATS AND PIGS FLY (LITERALLY)! YOU’LL BE ABLE TO RIDE A CHICKEN INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF HOARDS OF EVIL CREEPERS WITH NOTHING BUT A CARROT!
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR SERVER IS ALSO HOME TO THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-BACON, A RARE AND DELICIOUS TREAT THAT WILL GIVE YOU SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH AND THE ABILITY TO TAME WILD WOLVES WITH JUST A GLANCE!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EMBARK ON THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! (AND YES, WE’LL KNOW IF YOU’RE CIRCUMCISED OR NOT)