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Raptor Jesus’ Revenge: A Minecraft Server of Epic Proportions

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	New Chunks Explored:	674812
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of living in fear of Raptor Jesus returning and wreaking havoc on your Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is Raptor Jesus-proof! Our team of expert builders have constructed an impenetrable fortress to keep him at bay. Join now and never worry about being trampled by a giant dinosaur with a messiah complex ever again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and bacon grows on trees. Yes, you read that right. Bacon. Trees. Need we say more?

And if you’re feeling a bit rebellious, why not join our secret underground society of llama warriors? These majestic creatures are more than just pack animals – they’re trained in the art of llama-fu and will protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies that come your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a world where the impossible is possible and the ridiculous is just another day in Minecraft!

Church of Minecraft: Where even moms can’t resist the blocky fun! LOL

anger, anger towards church, anger towards mom, atheism, BETRAYAL, blasphemy, blocky, Church, Deception, disbelief, false beliefs, family, Frustration, Fun, GOD, lol, Minecraft, moms, MONEY, morning, Religion, Resist, scam victims, SCAMMERS, stupid mom, Worship

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8096
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Animals Bred:	81
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of scamming churches and non-existent gods! Our server is a safe haven for all those looking to build, explore, and troll their friends with epic pranks. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds – sorry mom, no church donations needed here! So come join us and let’s create our own virtual paradise away from the real world nonsense. Who needs church when you have a blocky world full of endless possibilities?

Crafty Cuckristian Crusade

atheist, BELIEF, blasphemy, Christianity, controversial, Crafty, crucifixion, CRUSADE, Cuckristian, flying zombies, HERESY, Jesus, jew on a stick, non-believer, Pray, Provocative, Religion, resurrection, roman emperor, sacred book, sacred texts, skepticism

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of being a cuckristian? Do you refuse to pray to a jew on a stick or believe in flying zombies? Then come join our Minecraft server where we don’t give a flying creepers about any of that nonsense!

On our server, you can build your own temple to worship whatever the heck you want – whether it’s a giant potato or a dancing llama. We don’t judge here, unless you’re building a boring old church.

And forget about following some ancient book just because some Roman faggot emperor said so. On our server, the only sacred text is the one where we declare that diamonds are the true currency of the land.

So come join us and let your inner non-cuckristian shine in all its blocky glory!

RichCraft Minecraft Server

attractiveness, Confidence, DATING, emotional connection, Insecurity, long term happiness, love, loving girlfriend, materialism, Minecraft, moneymaxxing, personal value, relationships, Rich, RichCraft, self improvement, self worth, Server, societal expectations, societal standards, sub 8 man, Superficiality, wealth

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3131
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Votes:	1467	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player, wandering the virtual world without a companion? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee that you will find a loving girlfriend if you are rich! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or building epic structures, all you need is a fat wallet to attract the ladies.

But wait, there’s more! If you are a sub 8 man, don’t worry, because we have a special potion on our server that will instantly turn you into a Chad. No longer will you be overlooked by the ladies, as you strut your stuff with confidence and swagger.

Join us on this hilarious journey of love, money, and Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate and live happily ever after in blocky bliss.

PixelPeeper Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3676
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old monitors? Well, look no further because on our server, we have monitors so advanced that they can teleport you into the game! That’s right, forget about just watching the action, now you can BE the action!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling creepers and building epic structures all while being immersed in the game through our revolutionary monitor technology. But be warned, once you start playing on our server, you may never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course)!

CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Confrontation, CraftyFriendz, emotional manipulation, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Gaslighting, group dynamics, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, peer pressure, personal boundaries, personal growth, privacy invasion, Self Respect, self-care, Server, toxic behavior, Trust, vacation drama

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6741
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Magic Items Found:	4187	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle zombies with your friends. But beware, there may be some sneaky players trying to steal your loot or prank you with exploding chickens!

Join now and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs friends who screenshot your deepest, darkest thoughts when you can make new friends who will have your back in the virtual world? Plus, our server is so fun that you won’t even remember why you were upset in the first place!

So come on, join us and let’s create some epic memories together. And remember, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your next build!

InheritanceCraft

ACCUSATION, Asshole, borderline personality disorder, Boundaries, brother, children, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family, Father, father daughter, Inheritance, InheritanceCraft, legal assistance, Lottery, Mother, relationship, step mother, wealth

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7470
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets inheritance disputes! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like a soap opera.

Imagine this: your long-lost father wins the lottery and suddenly everyone wants a piece of the pie. Step-mothers, step-sisters, and even your own brother come out of the woodwork to claim their share. But you, the protagonist of this crazy story, must navigate through the chaos and decide whether to sign away your future inheritance or stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior.

Will you be labeled as the asshole for wanting what’s rightfully yours? Will you uncover family secrets and hidden agendas along the way? Only time will tell on our server, where every decision you make could lead to a different outcome.

So come on, join us and experience the drama, the suspense, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just emerge as the ultimate victor in this epic tale of family feuds and fortune!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4985
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Imagine getting paid $500 every day just for playing Minecraft on our server! That’s right, we’re so rich and generous that we’re practically throwing money at you to join us.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be rolling in virtual cash, but you’ll also have the chance to battle mythical creatures like flying pigs and zombie unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.

So why waste your time doing anything else when you could be getting paid to have the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and start living the dream!

LaidCraft: Weirdly Awesome!

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5212
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	19

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves in a heated battle with a horde of zombie chickens. But fear not, for our player emerged victorious, wielding nothing but a carrot as their weapon of choice. And that, my friends, is just a taste of the insanity you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious loot and claim it as your own? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. And who knows, you might just find yourself getting laid for the weirdest reason yet. 😉

PandemicFail Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	7310
Dragon Scales Harvested:	494	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8976
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Towns Built:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4

so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. u gotta join cuz we got pigs flyin’ around and creepers doin’ the macarena. it’s a whole new world of wackiness and wonder, bruh.

we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of ninja turtles. if u can find it, u can keep all the loot. but beware, there’s a giant chicken with laser eyes patrolling the area.

our mods are like wizards, casting spells and turning sheep into dragons. they’ll help u build the craziest creations u can imagine, like a roller coaster made entirely of TNT.

come join us and be part of the most epic adventure ever. forget about real life problems, just let loose and have a blast. plus, we have free pizza every friday. what more could u ask for?

GazaGriefCraft

aid route, Armed Forces, Conflict, gaza, Gaza Strip, GazaGriefCraft, Hamas, idf, international relations, Islamic Jihad, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military conflict, military operation, naval chief, Palestinian territories, RETALIATION, security forces, Troops, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7805
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1927	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have IDF killing Islamic Jihad naval chiefs and Hamas attacking troops securing aid routes! it’s like a real-life war zone but with blocks and creepers! build your own base and defend it from crazy factions trying to take over. who knew minecraft could be so intense and action-packed?! join now for a wild ride like no other!

Time Zone Shenanigans

city, geography, global time, half hours, international time, local time, longitude, quarter hours, Shenanigans, Time, time differences, time zone boundaries, time zone calculation, time zone conversion, time zone differences, time zone map, time zone system, time zones, time zones explained, timekeeping, whole hours, World Time, Zone

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5442
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Crops Grown:	1052
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

join dis server if u want ur mind blown like a creeper in a TNT factory. we got time zones so wack, u’ll be teleporting to different dimensions just to figure out what time it is. forget whole hours, we got half hours, quarter hours, and maybe even a few minutes thrown in just for fun.

imagine being in the same city but ur friend is living in the past while u living in the future. it’s like time travel without the DeLorean.

so if u wanna experience time like u never have before, join dis server and prepare to have ur mind twisted like a pretzel in a blender.

Pandemic FarmCraft

agriculture, animal agriculture, animal welfare, disease prevention, disease transmission, Eid, Emerging Infectious Disease, environmental impact, FarmCraft, farming practices, food production, global health, industrialized farming, infectious diseases, intensification, Intensive farming, new pandemics, pandemic, pandemics, public health, Risk, zoonotic diseases

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Star Shards Collected:	127	Void Armor Forged:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out their eyes! Our farm game is so intense, it’s like a pandemic of fun up in here! Forget about those basic servers, come join us and risk catching a case of EID (Emerging Infectious Disease) from all the wild animals we got runnin’ around. It’s a risk worth takin’ for the ultimate Minecraft adventure! Let’s get farming, y’all! 🐷🚀🐮💥