🔥blanchtardism Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Minecraft Mayhem with the Gosling Bros!

accident, Actor, bros, Caroline Bullock, celebrity news, Entertainment, face injury, facial injury, facial reconstruction, facial surgery, facial trauma, film industry, Gosling, Gosling Bros, gossip, Hollywood, MAYHEM, Minecraft, plastic surgery, Rumors, ryan gosling, tabloid, Tom Cruise, Zac Efron

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/800	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Ryan Gosling’s face couldn’t handle it. Rumor has it, Tom Cruise, Zac Efron, and even Caroline Bullock all tried to join but couldn’t handle the craziness. Join us if you dare, but be prepared to have your mind blown (and maybe your face messed up too)!

NikkeCraft: The Ultimate General Server #2194

Active Codes, anniversary codes, co-op, Costume Passes, crown, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Full Burst Day, Game Download, general, General Info, Kilo, Modernia, NikkeCraft, Optimization, ROSANNA, Server, snow white, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Ultimate, Upcoming Events, update

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/600	Votes:	7975
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	491

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping it low in excitement.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy events like THE LAST KINGDOM where you can battle it out for glory and loot. And don’t miss out on our Full Burst Day weekends where things get so intense, your pickaxe might just explode!

But wait, there’s more! Our special recruit, Kilo, is so OP that even Herobrine is shaking in his boots. And if you’re feeling fancy, grab a costume pass like Rosanna’s Ms. Dangerous outfit and slay those mobs in style.

And let’s not forget about our upcoming events like the Solo Raid: Indivilia where you can show off your skills and Co-Op missions where teamwork makes the dream work.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen trying to photobomb your epic loot screenshots. Let’s get crafting, baby!

RoboLoveCraft: Where fembots swipe right on pixels!

biologically, blax, bonus points, brunette, Chat, cute, Discord, e dating, edate, fembot, fembots, ghosting, interested, Kids, long term, man-ass, pixels, Preferences, racist, relationship, RoboLoveCraft, swipe, transphobic

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/500	Votes:	2203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6239	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Animals Bred:	188
Star Shards Collected:	246	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	31

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got cute fembots looking for e-dates, so if you’re looking for a long-term relationship, this is the place to be. And don’t worry, we have strict rules – no trans or blax allowed (we’re not racist, just picky). Bonus points if you’re a brunette, because who doesn’t love a brunette, am I right? Join us now and let the e-dating adventures begin! Just hop on our Discord at bruhmst. with the period and let the fun times roll!

BlockyConfessions: No Shame Minecraft Server

Admit, Anime, BlockyConfessions, confession, enjoyment, Entertainment, Fandom, Guilty, guilty pleasure, Lolicon, love, Minecraft, not ashamed, Obsession, Passion, Proud, secret, Server, shame, Shameless, Show, television, Unashamed

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/800	Votes:	3934
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime adventure come to life! Join us for crazy antics, epic battles, and maybe even a little romance (in-game, of course). And don’t worry, you don’t have to be a lolicon to enjoy all the fun – just bring your sense of humor and get ready to laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Crafty Science LOLz – Call That a Creeper?

Call, champagne, Crafty, CREATED LIKE CHAMPAGNE, creeper, klaus schwab, lolz, NOT CHAMPAGNE, OH MY SCIENCE, panic attack, police arrest, Science, SMELLS LIKE CHAMPAGNE, SPARKLING WINE, TASTES LIKE CHAMPAGNE

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/600	Votes:	4946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take sparkling wine so seriously that we might just have a panic attack if you call it champagne! Join us for the most intense wine tastings in the virtual world, where we debate the finer points of bubbly beverages and maybe even have a few virtual police arrests for those who dare to mix up their drinks. Who knew Minecraft could be so classy and chaotic at the same time? So come on in and join the sparkling wine revolution, just make sure you know your stuff or prepare to face the consequences!

DerpyCraft: Because Why Not

#endgoal, alienation, Attention, Audience, Confused, DerpyCraft, disappear, Disappointed, ENGAGEMENT, Failure, fanbase, income, influencer, Job, Marketing, MONEY, Relevance, RETURN, socialmedia, strategy, Views

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/700	Votes:	9504
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5229	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of alienating our entire fan base, causing a steep drop off in income, and ultimately crying about having to go back to having an actual job. But wait, there’s more!

Disappear for a month and watch as nobody notices or cares. Return to a grand total of 5k views and $50. What was our end goal, you ask? Who knows, but it sure makes for a wild ride on our Minecraft server! Join now for the chaos and confusion you never knew you needed.

CommunistCraft: Where Lysenko’s Crops Always Grow Strong

agriculture, biology, commie questline, CommunistCraft, crops, genetic manipulation, genetics, grow, History, JOKE, Lysenko, Lysenkos, Marxism, Propaganda, pseudoscience, Science, scientific fraud, Soviet agriculture, Soviet history, Soviet propaganda, Soviet science, soviet union, STALIN, STRONG, turnips

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/100	Votes:	1865
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take farming to a whole new level! Forget about planting boring old wheat or potatoes, on our server, we specialize in growing giant turnips that can feed entire villages!

Join us on this wacky adventure where you can complete the commie questline and learn all about Lysenko, the master of turnip genetics. Who knew that farming could be so political and hilarious at the same time?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can find the legendary Golden Turnip, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, turnips, and maybe even a few communist conspiracies. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

BayouCraft: Where even Louisiana criminals find a home!

BayouCraft, breeding age females, cbs news, chemical castration, CONVICTED, Criminals., Decades, Elect, Find, Glenn Sullivan Jr., Guilty, home, Louisiana, man, Men, normal male libido, physical castration, Prison, punishable, rape offenses, raping, sentenced, teenager

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/1000	Votes:	119
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Louisiana court ruling? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing getting castrated is your boredom!

We promise not to sentence you to physical castration for raiding someone’s base or stealing their diamonds. Our punishments are much more lenient, like making you build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.

Come join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and maybe even getting into some trouble with the virtual law. Who knows, you might even meet a player who roleplays as a castration-obsessed judge. It’s a real hoot, we promise!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Just make sure to keep your normal male libido in check, or you might end up like that Louisiana man.

Blocky Brawls: Tekken Edition

#youtube, blocky, brawls, Character Overviews, Combos, Community, competitive, Edition, Fighting Game, Fundamentals guide, Important Combos, jargon, Moves, notation, Steam, Store, strategy, Tekken, tekken 7, Tekken 8, Tekken General, terminology, Tips, Tricks

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/500	Votes:	9814
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Star Shards Collected:	194
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is powered by the tears of defeated creepers, making it the most powerful and explosive server in existence. 2. We have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle Ender Dragons while riding on the backs of giant chickens. Trust me, it’s clucking awesome. 3. Our moderators are actually wizards who can turn griefers into harmless bunnies with just a flick of their wands. 4. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. 5. If you join our server, you’ll automatically gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and breathe underwater like a mermaid. Who needs potions when you have magical server powers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most wild and wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Blocky Bros Before Hoes Server

Attention, blocky, bros, cashier, Chad, Conversation, Distance, Hoes, ignoring women, Male, Manager, older men, pervert, Real Life, Server, sex-pest, simp, social interactions, societal norms, Store, Women, Young Guys, younger generation

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/300	Votes:	1108
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of pesky women and just enjoy some good old fashioned gaming? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all the bros out there who just want to game in peace without any distractions from the opposite gender.

Join us and experience a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any interruptions from those pesky females. Our server is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the importance of keeping women at bay while we conquer the virtual world.

Forget about real life drama and immerse yourself in a world where men rule and women drool. Our server is the ultimate bro paradise where you can let loose and be yourself without any judgment. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the true meaning of bro camaraderie. Remember, real men game without women!